Big Brother season 11 starts on Thursday July 9 at 8 pm. That can only mean one thing: time to make petty comments on the new housemates based solely on their appearances!
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BRADEN Our First Impression: rejected soap opera actor. Hair gel, two watches, and a smug smile? All the signs are there: this tool must have a tiny peen. |
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CASEY Our First Impression: Wal-Mart jewelry department manager |
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CHIMA Our First Impression: The transvestite was figurine of Diana Ross |
Funniest video I’ve seen all month. Trust me. Just watch it. Whoever made this was a genius.
For all of the True Blood fans out there:

You stop paying attention to the internet for 2 days, and all of a sudden… BAM. American Apparel is selling $25 Lamé leggings for kids.
Granted I’m not a mother, but if I were, I wouldn’t want my daughter parading around town with her legs shining like one of Madonna’s bras. No way. There are far too many sickos in the world, and I don’t need my fictional kid looking like an Atlantic City streetwalker.
Some of you might say, “Oh come on! Little girls love sparkles and glitter!” So what? Little girls love eating paste, too, but we don’t let them do that, do we? Just because kids love something doesn’t mean we should let them do it.
Bottom line: No one should be wearing bedazzled gold pants. Not Dolly Parton. Not Lady Gaga. Not JonBenet Ramsey. And sorry, not even your 3 year old.
(And don’t even get me started on the hideousness that is their $55 Sally Jesse Raphael eyeglasses)

Yahoo! Buzz compiled a list of the most commonly misspelled Yahoo search terms, and it turns out the world IS FULL OF MORONS. Take a peek into the mind of the average internet user:
Recent Abuses of the English Language on Yahoo!
(Past 30 Days)
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No one likes saggy, wrinkly boobs, right ladies? Keep your girls looking firm and supple with THE KUSH, a piece of plastic that prevents cleavage wrinkles and creases by supporting the weight of the breasts. No straps, no wires, no constraints! Just cram the phallic looking piece of plastic between your boobs, and sleep normally.

And a video for your viewing enjoyment: