Just the other day I was thinking… gee, you know what? I really wish I had a set of GIGANTIC EYELASHES FOR MY FUCKING CAR. Well now, thanks to a company called Carlashes, I CAN!

This is one of the stupidest, most asinine things I’ve ever seen. If I ever saw someone with these on their car, I would crash into them on purpose. Screw the increased insurance deductible. It would be worth it just to call them an idiot to their face.
What’s next on your agenda, guys? Blush for our license plates?
A collection of dance clips from almost 40 movies. Really well done and worth a watch, even though I think I’ll be scarred for life after seeing Jamie Lee Curtis grinding her pelvis in that leotard.
If you’re not following the new sites in the Pophangover network, you’re missing out on some hilarious stuff! Here are some of our favorite posts from August 2010:

(from EpicWTFs.com)

(from HaikusFTW.com)

(idiotic things people said on Twitter, via Twittiots.com)

(find more funny faceplants, falls, and trips at EpicInjuries.com)

(from FunnyReceipts.com)

(from SpellingFails.com)

(funny things people saw while doing their jobs, via WorkLOLs.com)

(from LameGraffiti.com)

(from WorldOfWarcaps.com)

(photos and stories about the worst gifts people ever received, via WhyDidYouBuyMeThat.com)
(Paula Deen and Rachael Ray “dancing”, via FoodNetworkHumor.com)
Roger Federer pulled off yet another between the legs shot in his 1st round match at the US Open vs. Brian Dabul. Here’s the slow-mo replay video, for your viewing pleasure:

Another year, another cheesy cast of Dancing With The Stars. Every year, I say they scrape the bottom of the barrel, but this year’s cast of “stars” really IS a new low. Here’s your first look:
Michael Bolton – He hasn’t had a hit song in decades, and he is completely irrelevant which makes him a perfect fit for the show. He released a song called “Murder My Heart” with Lady Gaga earlier this year, which unfortunately made everyone want to murder THEMSELVES.
Rick Fox - Los Angeles Lakers basketball player. Yawnnn.
David Hasselhoff – He’ll show up completely tanked, which might make his dances moderately entertaining.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino – Nice to see he’s cashing in on his five minutes of fame, because by 2012, he’ll be working at McDonalds.
Kurt Warner – Blah, blah, blah, football player, blah blah blah.
Disney star Kyle Massey – We have no clue who the hell this guy is, but think it’s hilarious every news outlet is referring to him as “Disney star Kyle Massey.” That’s all I need to know to be bored to tears.
Bristol Palin – Oh, Sarah must be piiiiiissed. But this girl is a straight-up nobody. Why is she here? Being an unwed teen mother constitutes “celebrity” now? This is a new low, even for the whores at ABC.
Jennifer Grey – She hasn’t done ANYTHING worth mentioning since Dirty Dancing. And yes, she’s still completely unrecognizable after that “nose job.”
Margaret Cho – WTF is she doing on this cast? Is she going to be able to perform onstage without making jokes about her mother? Only time will tell.
Audrina Patridge – One of the annoying dimwits from The Hills. And that’s pretty much it.
Brandy – Her music was good. In 1996.
Florence Henderson – CAROL BRADY is this season’s “token old person.”
The season starts on September 20, 2010.

Fifty bucks says this is either being driven by a Jonas brother, or John Tesh.
(laugh courtesy of @RoseMcGowan on Twitter)