The Giraffes one was to the point view it from what’s shown.
How I not sure the theory in evoluation relates. Which notes that changes are needed for survival (Very likely Darwin). Hence long
necks on Giraffes in order for them to get food others couldn’t reach. They live others die. Yah, Giraffes are heartless, according
to that picture. I’d give that student a +4.
As a grad student, I once graded a test from the class of a professor who was notorious for covering material extremely quickly and devil take the hindmost. One of the students left an answer page entirely blank except for the sentence “If you were teaching at the speed of light in your Chevy, and you turned the headlights on, what would happen?”
Omg. I laughed so hard at these pictures. If I were a teacher, I would love to see answers like these occasionally. It’s not everyday you get to see stuff like this.
Those are only really funny up until you sit down to teach kids like that and realise that our future depends on them. And I am so glad that my future lies in a person who thinks date rape is funny.
When I was teaching, I’d give points for gumption sometimes. Got the idea from an old geography teacher, Mr. McKinley, who gave points to a wiseacre who answered “what is the tallest mountain in Africa” with “Mt. McKinley.” The kids loved it, and it didn’t really make a grading difference (a point here or there means nothing at the end of the year, and it does get them to try at least!). The best was “which of the Amerindian tribes we studied last week was especially bloodthirsty, and why?” and one girl named a different tribe, described (accurately) their ancestor-reverence, and explained that you had to hope your elders would die so that they could give you posthumous powers, and that’s bloodthirsty, right? So, nearly-full marks – she paid attention, and did a good job on her answer, it just wasn’t quite the one I was looking for. (Wish the math teacher who had my sixth-grade class “draw a tree with roots -6 meters underground” would have given full marks to the people who took note of her double negative and drew either floating trees or ones with roots pointing upwards…)
im an atheist but that “god” one is so funny… and if the teacher marks him wrong then she’s raining on his religion…. XD see if this kid applied such brains to studying he would be famous.
I still love this one. And I didn’t get the Date Rape thing until I saw one of the other comments.
I think that “Chompy” is an excellent name for a tooth. Seriously teachers, be more specific!
At A, I love how the teacher commented back with nice try, that one made me laugh. Also on the tooth one, the student was asked to name the tooth, not identify it I would name it Mo-Lar but Chompy is cool too. I do remember a couple years ago I had a teacher who peppered his lectures with Star Trek references…had fun with those on the tests he gave out! I don’t think I got any credit for that sadly :(
1) On a one-question midterm, a student who obviously hadn’t studied wrote “God knows the answer to this question.” The teacher returned the exam with the comment “God gets an A: you get an F.”
2) A one-question final for a philosophy class — the question was “What is courage?” While most students filled about 3 bluebooks answering, one student wrote in his bluebook: THIS IS. And they got the only A in the class.
L.
Personally, seeing people who have a sense of humor restores my faith in humanity. Laughter is one of the things that makes life worth living for me.
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April 7th, 2011
I like the rape for the date one. I laughed at it.
April 8th, 2011
LOL that tetris kid is a moron
April 9th, 2011
I’d give them all points for creativity. The giraffe one made me laugh so hard.
April 9th, 2011
Hahaha, my favorite is the date rape one?
April 10th, 2011
The Giraffes one was to the point view it from what’s shown.
How I not sure the theory in evoluation relates. Which notes that changes are needed for survival (Very likely Darwin). Hence long
necks on Giraffes in order for them to get food others couldn’t reach. They live others die. Yah, Giraffes are heartless, according
to that picture. I’d give that student a +4.
April 17th, 2011
omg the person who did that test is soo hilarious and brilliant. =) i lmao good job!!!
April 21st, 2011
why did that person get 2 points for naming the tooth chompy?
LOL
April 23rd, 2011
points for creativity. these teachers are heartless. aside from “chomy” of course!
July 22nd, 2011
My faith in humanity has just reduced even more. I wonder, can it possibly reach and absolute zero?
July 27th, 2011
As a grad student, I once graded a test from the class of a professor who was notorious for covering material extremely quickly and devil take the hindmost. One of the students left an answer page entirely blank except for the sentence “If you were teaching at the speed of light in your Chevy, and you turned the headlights on, what would happen?”
August 29th, 2011
Some of these commentors really need to lighten up.
August 30th, 2011
Omg. I laughed so hard at these pictures. If I were a teacher, I would love to see answers like these occasionally. It’s not everyday you get to see stuff like this.
August 30th, 2011
i love the angle of faceplant one. And how someone got 2 points for naming a tooth chompy. lol i love all of these
August 31st, 2011
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, JUDY!
lmfao i love it
August 31st, 2011
Hard water = Ice … BRILLIANT!
September 3rd, 2011
Those are only really funny up until you sit down to teach kids like that and realise that our future depends on them. And I am so glad that my future lies in a person who thinks date rape is funny.
September 5th, 2011
Best one was “This boy is UGLY” ! Enough is enough Judy!
Giraffe was a close second. Overall, very funny. had me laughing out loud.
September 5th, 2011
Chompy got points probably he was close enough in describing that tooth’s function. Really funny overall.
September 6th, 2011
This made me smile, thank you!
September 8th, 2011
When I was teaching, I’d give points for gumption sometimes. Got the idea from an old geography teacher, Mr. McKinley, who gave points to a wiseacre who answered “what is the tallest mountain in Africa” with “Mt. McKinley.” The kids loved it, and it didn’t really make a grading difference (a point here or there means nothing at the end of the year, and it does get them to try at least!). The best was “which of the Amerindian tribes we studied last week was especially bloodthirsty, and why?” and one girl named a different tribe, described (accurately) their ancestor-reverence, and explained that you had to hope your elders would die so that they could give you posthumous powers, and that’s bloodthirsty, right? So, nearly-full marks – she paid attention, and did a good job on her answer, it just wasn’t quite the one I was looking for. (Wish the math teacher who had my sixth-grade class “draw a tree with roots -6 meters underground” would have given full marks to the people who took note of her double negative and drew either floating trees or ones with roots pointing upwards…)
September 15th, 2011
I ROFLD AT THE BANANA CAR AHAHHAA
October 8th, 2011
im an atheist but that “god” one is so funny… and if the teacher marks him wrong then she’s raining on his religion…. XD see if this kid applied such brains to studying he would be famous.
October 26th, 2011
my personal favorite:
Can a man still reproduce with only one testicle?
No, girls don’t find that shit attractive.
November 15th, 2011
Dear lord, Banana Car was amazing! Laughed so hard, best by far!
November 17th, 2011
Date rape not funny. That is a serious fail.
January 19th, 2012
Banana car was my favorite :D
January 19th, 2012
I still love this one. And I didn’t get the Date Rape thing until I saw one of the other comments.
I think that “Chompy” is an excellent name for a tooth. Seriously teachers, be more specific!
January 20th, 2012
At A, I love how the teacher commented back with nice try, that one made me laugh. Also on the tooth one, the student was asked to name the tooth, not identify it I would name it Mo-Lar but Chompy is cool too. I do remember a couple years ago I had a teacher who peppered his lectures with Star Trek references…had fun with those on the tests he gave out! I don’t think I got any credit for that sadly :(
January 20th, 2012
Two of my favorites:
1) On a one-question midterm, a student who obviously hadn’t studied wrote “God knows the answer to this question.” The teacher returned the exam with the comment “God gets an A: you get an F.”
2) A one-question final for a philosophy class — the question was “What is courage?” While most students filled about 3 bluebooks answering, one student wrote in his bluebook: THIS IS. And they got the only A in the class.
January 20th, 2012
L.
Personally, seeing people who have a sense of humor restores my faith in humanity. Laughter is one of the things that makes life worth living for me.
January 22nd, 2012
I laughed so hard on the testicle one
January 27th, 2012
LMAO