One Does Not Simply…
Published on: January 25, 2012 – 2:30 pm by admin
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One Does Not Simply…Published on: January 25, 2012 – 2:30 pm by admin
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January 25th, 2012
If you have a Y chromosome you NEVER win an argument with a woman. The best thing to do when it looks like an argument might be forming up with your girlfriend/wife/booty call/FWB is to take her hand, lead her into the bedroom, hold her lovingly for a moment, pleasure her with your tongue and snuggle with her afterwards. I’ve never once had a woman remember what she was starting to get upset about after that treatment.
January 26th, 2012
“One Does Not Simply Read These Without The Urgent Need to Share Them!”…lolololol Thanks for the post, I haven’t stopped laughing all Morning!
January 26th, 2012
Love it! Especially enjoyed “One does not simply talk to one’s crush.” Because talking to your crush is as scary as walking into Mordor. No, seriously.
January 26th, 2012
Also, the guy who responded with “One does not simply ask girls what they’re thinking” is nine kinds of awesome.
January 26th, 2012
“one does not simply get a job” So, so true.
January 26th, 2012
Gotta say – the first comment totally grossed me out and is not true. I would say its better to just give them a good acknowledgement on what they are talking about and a hug and that’s all that is necessary peeps.