Articles in the FOOD Category
FOOD, POP CULTURE NEWS »
Congratulations to Burger King for creating the most overtly blow-jobby print ad I’ve seen in years:
This might have been funny, WHEN I WAS SEVEN. A busted woman (who looks more like a busted blow-up doll) pretending to fake-blow a busted hamburger? Back to the drawing board, Burger King, for reals.
FOOD, HUMOR/SATIRE »
Michelle and I made this slideshow for Food Network Humor a few weeks ago. It’s an endearing little parody of Fergie’s Glamorous that we wrote for my most despised Food Network host, Rachael Ray. Michelle does the sing-y parts, and I do the non sing-y parts. Enjoy.
ABUSE THE NEWS, FOOD, HUMOR/SATIRE, PHOTO HEADLINES, Popular, lists »
(May be considered mildly NSFW. None of the images in this collection have been photoshopped. My eyes have been opened; I never realized there were so many foods that resembled penises.)
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FOOD, POP CULTURE NEWS, Popular »
Rachael Ray is having surgery on December 16th to fix a problem with her throat. She’s been suffering with laryngitis-like symptoms for years, and has finally had enough. The catch? She can’t talk for two weeks! Christmas is coming early for her husband and co-workers!
Instead of speaking, Rachael plans on writing out everything she wants to say on pieces of paper.
I can just see it now:
CLOSE TO ZERO, FOOD, HUMOR/SATIRE, TELEVISION »
It’s Friday… time for another edition of Close To Zero! This time, we’re comin’ for you, Food Network:
1. Chance you’ll be able to replicate that Alton Brown recipe: CLOSE TO ZERO!
2. Weight (in ounces) of Bobby Flay’s balls: CLOSE TO ZERO!
3. Chance Rachael Ray washed that carrot: CLOSE TO ZERO!
4. Chance Barefoot Contessa is really barefoot: CLOSE TO ZERO!
5. How much work Duff Goldman does on each episode of Ace Of Cakes: CLOSE TO ZERO!
