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The Huffington Post ran a hilarious article today, exposing the saddest actor profiles on IMDB:
These were our five favorites, but check out their article for many more!
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This was a Twitter meme a few months ago, started by Chris Hardwick of Nerdist.com. These are the 10 funniest Hogwart’s SNAPS the Twitterverse came up with:
“Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim.” -melgotserved
“Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio.” -chris8675309
“Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve.” -chompychomp
“yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway.” -MarioEGarcia
“Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake!” -R_Silent
“Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham.” -chris8675309
“If part of Voldemort’s soul was stored in your mom, it would be a whorecrux.” -thesauceisboss
“Yo mamma’s cooch is so nasty it has its own house elf.” -dantelfer
“Yo mama so stank, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.” -d18matt
“Yo mama so gassy, she don’t need a broom to play Quidditch!” -HelloClarice
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Sex & The City was one of my favorite television series of all time. The movie? Not so much. It was poorly done, poorly written, and incredibly CORNY (and don’t even get me started on how much I hated Jennifer Hudson’s ridiculous role of Louise from St Louis).
The trailer for Sex & The City 2 was just released, and I have to say it makes the sequel looks even stupider than the first movie. Is there even a plot? Because it just looks like a bunch of scenes of them walking around and giggling. And why the hell are they in the desert? Did Samantha finally fuck all the men in New York?
The good news? Jennifer Hudson will NOT be back as Carrie’s assistant. The bad news? From everything I’ve read about the movie, I think it’s going to disappoint the fans of the series even more than the original movie did.
Sex and The City 2 is out on May 28, 2010.
