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[2 Sep 2010 | One Comment ]

A collection of dance clips from almost 40 movies. Really well done and worth a watch, even though I think I’ll be scarred for life after seeing Jamie Lee Curtis grinding her pelvis in that leotard.


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[23 Aug 2010 | 2 Comments ]

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When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.

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[18 Aug 2010 | No Comment ]

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Sorry, Julia Roberts. This sounds more interesting than Eat Pray Love, which SUCKED ASS.


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[16 Jul 2010 | One Comment ]

Cracked.com asked their website readers to come up with more honest titles for their favorite movies. The results were hilarious. These were our 6 favorites, but head on over to Cracked for the rest!


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[6 Jul 2010 | One Comment ]

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[31 May 2010 | 2 Comments ]

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Sex & The City 3: The Geriatric Years
(Our Top 10 Plot Ideas)

1. Mr. Big saddens Carrie and infuriates her friends when he comes home late from bingo.

2. Miranda gets fired from the law firm after her dentures fall out during a big closing argument.

3. Samantha accidentally kills a man in her retirement home by sprinkling too much Viagra in his applesauce.

4. Charlotte’s family has her committed after they find her vandalizing Bunny’s grave with wooden mallards.

5. The girls celebrate with a cheesecake after Samantha gets fit with her first hearing aid.

6. Aiden wins Carrie back after he crafts her a self-rising Tempur-Pedic chair.

7. Carrie gets hired to write a new column about trendy bifocals called “Specs and the City.”

8. Charlotte upsets the girls when she blows off their weekly chair aerobics class to stay home and watch Cocoon.

9. Miranda finally comes to terms with the fact that she is a lesbian, and moves to San Francisco to play catcher on a senior softball team.

10. After Carrie realizes she can’t walk in heels anymore, she partners with Easy Spirit to create a designer line of orthopedic footwear.


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[30 May 2010 | 6 Comments ]

Mmm, is that the desperation of Sex and the City 2 I smell?

carriedaway

Carrie’s scent dazzles with with real bits of bad fashion choices. Breathe deeply as the burnt embers of bedazzled sunglass plastic whisk you away to a simpler time.

miran

Miranda’s scent makes a perfect gift for that awkward gal-pal in every clique. Enjoy the warmth of ginger with the coldness of your heart.

sam

Much like the movie itself, Samatha’s scent is all about menopause. Specially formulated mango will soothe those pesky hot flashes and mood swings!

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Charlotte’s scent is a unique blend of baby diaper, organic peanut butter, and lavender hand cream. *Do not use in baby’s room.