Articles in the TELEVISION Category
TELEVISION, bestofph, lists »
I love Bravo. It’s home to some of my favorite reality TV shows, from Top Chef to Real Housewives. It’s also home to people with some of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen in my life. Here are the 10 worst haircuts in the history of Bravo TV:
10. CARLA HALL (Top Chef, Season 5)
Carla may think her hair says “fun loving and youthful,” but it really says “escaped mental patient.”
9. ASHLEY MERRIMAN (Top Chef, Season 6)
Believe it or not, this is a photo of Ashley on a good hair day. Free advice: if you leave your house in the morning with your head looking like one of Shrek’s used Q-Tips, it might be time to consider a different hair style.
8. WENDY PEPPER (Project Runway, Season 1)
Be still my beating heart: it looks like Paula Poundstone after a Tyra Banks makeover. She’s totally smiling with her eyes.
7. KATHY GRIFFIN (My Life On The D List)
The only woman in Hollywood who’s proudly wearing a collection of Carrot Top’s shaved pubic hairs on her head.
Popular, TELEVISION »
These days, every reality TV show has a stupid elimination catchphrase. So, we’ve come up with a handy translator to help TV lovers figure out what the hosts are really trying to say to the ousted contestants.
TELEVISION »
Some creative genius, for some unknown reason, decided to play the Frasier theme song backwards. The results are more hilarious (and more satanic) than you might expect. As it turns out, angry babies and Amish men with breasts are only on this planet to steal our Skittles. Who knew?
(via BWE)
TELEVISION »
Dancing With The Stars returns next week (yes, I still hate it, and no, I won’t be watching). In the meantime, feel free to feast your eyes on this delightful little photo of Tom Delay practicing with Cheryl Burke. For those interested, Tom DeLay’s look can be acquired at Wal-Mart for $2.97, or by stealing the clothes off the back of the next homeless person you see. Enjoy.
(Thanks for the tip, Dale!)
TELEVISION »
Last night on TV… Tom Cruise told Jay Leno he never went to a strip club, and Cameron Diaz shockingly revealed she watched Real Housewives of Atlanta. (God, I miss Law & Order reruns already.)
Last night on TV… The Biggest Loser played the same clip of Tracey collapsing in the sand no fewer than 953 times. Also, when can we stop referring to that other guy as “Coach” Mo? If you’re over 300 pounds, you should automatically have your “running coach” status revoked.
In other Biggest Loser news, that one fat kid from last year is back, and Shea earned the honor of becoming the fattest woman to ever take her shirt off on NBC.
