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AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, TELEVISION »

[19 Mar 2010 | 3 Comments | ]

Yes, America’s Next Top Model is still on the air. Yes, Tyra Banks is still doing ridiculous shit for ratings, like making her models walk down a runway while gigantic gold-plated gongs are swinging at their heads. This week, a contestant named Amanda got her ass kicked – not once, but twice.

Stay tuned next week, when the contestants have to pose for a photo in the passenger seat of a Toyota being driven by Stevie Wonder. I can’t wait!

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AMERICAN IDOL, TV Recaps »

[16 Mar 2010 | No Comment | ]

If you’re watching American Idol tonight, or are looking for a show recap tomorrow, check out WE HATE IDOL’s live-blog! You’ll find episode photos, performance rundowns, and snarky commentary from Jillian Madison. We’ll see you there.

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TELEVISION, TOP CHEF »

[19 Aug 2009 | 9 Comments | ]

Top Chef is premiering tonight on Bravo TV. You know what that means! Time to meet the contestants and make satirical comments based on their appearances!
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Ron DuPrat

Kevin Gillespie

Preeti Mistry

Jesse Sandlin

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BIG BROTHER, TELEVISION »

[2 Jul 2009 | 5 Comments | ]

Big Brother season 11 starts on Thursday July 9 at 8 pm. That can only mean one thing: time to make petty comments on the new housemates based solely on their appearances!

BRADEN
Our First Impression: rejected soap opera actor.
Hair gel, two watches, and a smug smile?
All the signs are there: this tool must have a tiny peen.

CASEY
Our First Impression: Wal-Mart jewelry department manager

CHIMA
Our First Impression: The transvestite was figurine of Diana Ross

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SHE'S GOT THE LOOK, TELEVISION »

[26 Jun 2009 | No Comment | ]

We interrupt this blog to bring you a brief She’s Got The Look Episode 3 recap:

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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, TELEVISION »

[25 Jun 2009 | 11 Comments | ]

Forget the cheesy foxtrots. The real story on last night’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance was Mia Michaels and her fugly old man glasses.

(Work THAT into a routine, honey.)

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AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, TELEVISION »

[15 Mar 2009 | 7 Comments | ]

A stampede breaks out at NYC’s Top Model audition. With video.

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