Top Chef is premiering tonight on Bravo TV. You know what that means! Time to meet the contestants and make satirical comments based on their appearances!
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Ron DuPrat

Kevin Gillespie

Preeti Mistry

Jesse Sandlin

Big Brother season 11 starts on Thursday July 9 at 8 pm. That can only mean one thing: time to make petty comments on the new housemates based solely on their appearances!

BRADEN
Our First Impression: rejected soap opera actor.
Hair gel, two watches, and a smug smile?
All the signs are there: this tool must have a tiny peen.

CASEY
Our First Impression: Wal-Mart jewelry department manager

CHIMA
Our First Impression: The transvestite was figurine of Diana Ross

We interrupt this blog to bring you a brief She’s Got The Look Episode 3 recap:

Forget the cheesy foxtrots. The real story on last night’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance was Mia Michaels and her fugly old man glasses.

(Work THAT into a routine, honey.)

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Melissa, Molly, or Deanna? Jillian Madison live blogs all the action!