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LUCIOUS PUSEY
Football player for Eastern Illinois University |
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CHUBBY COX
Basketball player for Villanova University, and later for the Chicago Bulls and Washington Bullets |
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DICK TRICKLE
Race car driver |
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PETE LaCOCK
Baseball player for the Chicaco Cubs and Kansas City Royals |
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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space. |
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WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known only as “that filthy person who doesn’t wipe their ass.” |
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WHAT IT IS: Rejuvenique wrinkle-reducing face mask (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: This thing is scarier than any horror movie villain. No thanks. |
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WHAT IT IS: Tony Little’s Gazelle exercise machine . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I don’t need any product that’s marketed by a hyperactive, screaming freak with a pony tail. |
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WHAT IT IS: Circulation Improving Leg Wraps (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: If the circulation in my legs ever gets so bad that I need to strap those things on, just take me out back and shoot me. |
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WHAT IT IS: The Uroclub, a golf club you PEE INTO. (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: First of all, I don’t want it because I don’t have a dick. But even if I did, I wouldn’t ever piss into a plastic golf club. For the love of God, people! Walk to a toilet! Is it really that difficult? |
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This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I thought she got punched because of her hideous Ed Hardy hat. Talk about “a situation.”
These people are soooooo classy!
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I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
