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LUCIOUS PUSEY
Football player for Eastern Illinois University |
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CHUBBY COX
Basketball player for Villanova University, and later for the Chicago Bulls and Washington Bullets |
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DICK TRICKLE
Race car driver |
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PETE LaCOCK
Baseball player for the Chicaco Cubs and Kansas City Royals |
MOVIES, lists »
The Huffington Post ran a hilarious article today, exposing the saddest actor profiles on IMDB:
These were our five favorites, but check out their article for many more!
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If you read Pophangover regularly, you know I pick on Urban Outfitters all the time. There’s a reason for that. They suck. Sure, their t-shirts are hideous and their home accessories are lame, but that’s nothing compared to the mindnumbingly retarded items they were peddling this holiday season:
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MAKE OUT WITH ME MISTLETOE: She’s sporting a mistletoe headband, so she can get to 2nd base with her dog. Is this bitch serious? |
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POOPING SANTA: Unless you’re Will Ferrell’s character in Elf, there’s absolutely no reason to want to eat Santa’s shit. Those candies looks like terds from an ill rabbit. Beyond disgusting. |
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NEON FUCKER ORNAMENT: This must be symbolic. You’d have to be an idiotic fucker to want to hang this on your Christmas tree. |
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SANTA SKULL SHOES: Congratulations, Urban Outfitters. You found the tackiest pair of Vans sneakers on the planet. |
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SANTA DRINKING HAT: ‘Tis the season to get laughed at by all your friends and family, apparently. Mmm! Who doesn’t love warm foamy beer through a straw! |
HUMOR/SATIRE, Popular, lists »
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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space. |
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WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known only as “that filthy person who doesn’t wipe their ass.” |
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WHAT IT IS: Rejuvenique wrinkle-reducing face mask (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: This thing is scarier than any horror movie villain. No thanks. |
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WHAT IT IS: Tony Little’s Gazelle exercise machine . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I don’t need any product that’s marketed by a hyperactive, screaming freak with a pony tail. |
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WHAT IT IS: Circulation Improving Leg Wraps (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: If the circulation in my legs ever gets so bad that I need to strap those things on, just take me out back and shoot me. |
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WHAT IT IS: The Uroclub, a golf club you PEE INTO. (via) . WHY I DON’T WANT IT: First of all, I don’t want it because I don’t have a dick. But even if I did, I wouldn’t ever piss into a plastic golf club. For the love of God, people! Walk to a toilet! Is it really that difficult? |
bestofph, lists »
The Worst Snowmen Of 2009
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1. WTF? Is that Hitler?
2. Um, guys, your snowman needs to see an orthodontist. Pronto.
3. This snowman just lost a fight with a sno-cone.
4. And this snowman has a bloody CLEFT PALATE.
5. Rollers AND a fanny pack? Yep. This thing’s certifiably hideous.
HUMOR/SATIRE, bestofph, lists »
We’ve searched high and low – and these are officially the 10 ugliest, most awkward holiday cards on the internet:
