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Dear internet websites, pop culture blogs, and gossip magazines,
Please stop posting gigantic close-up photos of Brad Pitt’s scraggly, discolored chin pubes. They’re disgusting, and no one needs to be exposed to that shit on a daily basis.
Love,
Pophangover, on behalf of everyone on Earth
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Feast your eyes on the mooseknuckle-iest cover in the history of Esquire Magazine. Brain bleach optional.
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These were published in a magazine in 1938. At the time, they weren’t supposed to be funny. Now, 70 years later, THEY’RE HILARIOUS.
Men don’t like it when women borrow their handkerchief and get lipstick on it. Never forget.
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Feast your eyes upon one of the most disturbing photos I’ve ever posted on Pophangover:
Yes, this is a pair of Edward Cullen underwear. And in case the outside wasn’t disturbing enough, there’s also a photo of his mouth on the inside liner – conveniently located right where your lady parts sit. Because after all, who doesn’t want to be imaginary-fucked by a fake glittery vampire.
Sorry, overweight teens and lonely housewives. These were made as a gag and are not being mass produced. That’s fine with me, because I’m holding out for the Taylor Lautner bra.
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I never want to see anyone make this face EVER AGAIN.
(Also, Mariah Carey looks like a whore.)
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I’m in the middle of moving and renovating my new house, so I’m of course spending insane amounts of time at the Lowes/Home Depot paint departments. Most of the paint colors have serene, peaceful names like “Azure Snow” or “Winter In Paris”, which is why “EVENING MOTH” by Martha Stewart really stood out as unnecessarily nasty.
Maybe it’s just me, but I hate moths with every fiber of my being. They’re clumsy, disgusting looking, fuzzy wads of meat that fly. And they know I hate them, so they’re always terrifying me by flying directly at my head. I don’t need to be reminded of that shit every time I walk into my freshly painted kitchen, ‘k?
What’s next, Martha? Prison Toilet Stain Brown? Hot Glue Gun Burn Red?
