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Big Brother season 11 starts on Thursday July 9 at 8 pm. That can only mean one thing: time to make petty comments on the new housemates based solely on their appearances!

	BRADEN Our First Impression: rejected soap opera actor. Hair gel, two watches, and a smug smile? All the signs are there: this tool must have a tiny peen.
	CASEY Our First Impression: Wal-Mart jewelry department manager
	CHIMA Our First Impression: The transvestite was figurine of Diana Ross

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And the winner of Big Brother 10 is… Dan Gheesing of Dearborn, Michigan! He took home the $500,000 cash prize, and he won with a unanimous vote of 7-0. The jury members were Libra, April, Michelle, Ollie, Renny, Keesha, and Jerry.

The runner up was Memphis Garrett of Collierville, Tennessee (currently residing in Los Angeles). He won $50,000.

America voted and named KEESHA as their favorite juror. She won a $25,000 consolation prize. Jerry was the “America’s Favorite Juror” runner-up.

So… ya wanna be a contestant on Big Brother 11? They’re casting now! Click here to check out the application (this is a PDF file!)

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Tonight on Big Brother 10: Dan won Head Of Household for the 3rd time this season. He then evicted Jerry from the BB10 house. Dan and Memphis are the final two housemates, and a winner will be declared on Tuesday night.

Bottom line: I wanted Renny to win it all. Dan and Memphis are huge dweebs. One thing’s for sure – I’m glad the season is ending soon, because the lame “Secret Renegade Handshakes” are making me want to throw up on Dan’s “taken” t-shirt.

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Big Brother 10 Update: Michelle AND Ollie were evicted from the Big Brother 10 house after tonight’s double elimination episode.

(Thanks to KICKED OFF TV for the up to the minute results. Visit kickedofftv.com for reality tv eliminations and evictions as soon as they go down!)

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Last night on Big Brother 10: Dan won HOH, but had to secure a stupid deal with Ollie to do so. Dan told Ollie he could choose one person to evict, and promised him the final word on Power Of Veto dealings.

Ollie agreed, and ordered Dan to nominate Memphis. This caused some drama, since Dan and Memphis are in the lamely titled “Renegades” alliance, after all.

After enduring more mental struggling than a panelist on the Tyra Banks Show, Dan nominated JERRY and MEMPHIS for eviction. Stay tuned, the Power of Veto challenge goes down Tuesday night.

SPOILER ALERT: If you want to know who wins POV this week, highlight the following text with your mouse: MEMPHIS WON POWER OF VETO.

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Update: April was evicted from the Big Brother 10 house after tonight’s vote.

(Thanks to our new friends at KICKED OFF TV for the results. Visit kickedofftv.com for reality tv eliminations and evictions as soon as they go down!)

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Tonight on Big Brother 10: Libra was evicted from the house, after an uneventful 6-0 vote. She became the first member of the jury and will have a hand in determining the BB10 winner.

Renny then won HOH, and the power in the house shifted once again.

The nomination ceremony will go down Tuesday night. See you then.