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Sorry, Julia Roberts. This sounds more interesting than Eat Pray Love, which SUCKED ASS.

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Sex & The City 3: The Geriatric Years
(Our Top 10 Plot Ideas)

1. Mr. Big saddens Carrie and infuriates her friends when he comes home late from bingo.

2. Miranda gets fired from the law firm after her dentures fall out during a big closing argument.

3. Samantha accidentally kills a man in her retirement home by sprinkling too much Viagra in his applesauce.

4. Charlotte’s family has her committed after they find her vandalizing Bunny’s grave with wooden mallards.

5. The girls celebrate with a cheesecake after Samantha gets fit with her first hearing aid.

6. Aiden wins Carrie back after he crafts her a self-rising Tempur-Pedic chair.

7. Carrie gets hired to write a new column about trendy bifocals called “Specs and the City.”

8. Charlotte upsets the girls when she blows off their weekly chair aerobics class to stay home and watch Cocoon.

9. Miranda finally comes to terms with the fact that she is a lesbian, and moves to San Francisco to play catcher on a senior softball team.

10. After Carrie realizes she can’t walk in heels anymore, she partners with Easy Spirit to create a designer line of orthopedic footwear.

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Carrie’s scent dazzles with with real bits of bad fashion choices. Breathe deeply as the burnt embers of bedazzled sunglass plastic whisk you away to a simpler time.

Miranda’s scent makes a perfect gift for that awkward gal-pal in every clique. Enjoy the warmth of ginger with the coldness of your heart.

Much like the movie itself, Samatha’s scent is all about menopause. Specially formulated mango will soothe those pesky hot flashes and mood swings!

Charlotte’s scent is a unique blend of baby diaper, organic peanut butter, and lavender hand cream. *Do not use in baby’s room.

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“Dancing is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me.” . Very well, Harry. I’m sticking up my middle finger and doing the electric slide on your favorite vintage t-shirt. If you need help translating, that’s just my way of saying “you’re a corny bitch.”

“You’re why cavemen chiseled on walls.” . Please. Upon hearing that line, the caveman would have traded in his chisel for a NOOSE.

“I’m… just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” . Look, honey. Leave the losery line at home next to your favorite pillow with the angel embroidered on it – and try standing in front of the boy with a pizza and a 6 pack of beer instead. Good luck with that.

“God was showing off when he made you.” . Who wrote this line? JC Chasez of NSYNC? God clearly wasn’t showing off here. He was showing off when he created Sanjaya’s hair.

“Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.” . Where’s that? On your blow-up doll’s left breast, you huge tool?

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” . This is bullshit. Love means ALWAYS having to say you’re sorry. It also means enduring holiday parties with people you can’t stand, and pretending to enjoy giving back rubs.

“I love you.” “Ditto.” . DITTO? What the fuck is that? It’s not a reply, it’s a piece of punctuation. If I ever told someone I loved them, and they replied with DITTO, the relationship would be over faster than Madonna could deny she went through menopause.

“Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.” . Too bad he didn’t DROWN HER on the lake at Naboo to spare us all from one of the worst movie lines of all time.

“Swoon. I’ll catch you.” . I wouldn’t trust his puny biceps to catch anything, let alone Juliette Binoche’s 85-pound body, that’s for sure.

“YOU… COMPLETE… ME.” . This might just be the single worst movie line of all time. It’s corny to the power of infinity. And by the way, in the real world, this line is only uttered by drunk fraternity boys hoping to get lucky, and Hannibal Lecter right before he kills you and fashions a facial mask out of your skin.

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