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Secret Gay Sex Scene In Dragon Age Origins (with Video)

Jillian Madison — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:46:02 +0000

I bought Dragon Age: Origins for the 360 and played it for about 3 hours before realizing I’d rather get a root canal than play it for one more second. I hated it. The long conversations, the awkward controls, the ridiculous character movements (oh, let me walk all the way around this tiny pebble because I can’t jump over it), etc.

Of course, that means I missed this SECRET GAY SEX SCENE, which was just brought to light by a British newspaper. In order to see the hot guy-on-elf action, you have to seduce Zevran with an exact combination of cheesy chat-up lines, as shown in the video above.

It’s not the gay sex that’s disturbing. It’s the ELF SEX. I’ll never watch the Rudolph the Reigndeer special the same way again. Thanks, Dragon Age.

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50 Worst Examples Of Video Game Voice Acting

Jillian Madison — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:28:54 +0000

Check out this compilation of the 50 worst pieces of voice acting in video games. “Don’t kill me! But i suppose you have tooo!”

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VIDEO: Home Shopping Network Presenter Ruins TV With Wiimote

Jillian Madison — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:54:45 +0000

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Exciting New Wii Bundle For Horse Lovers

Jillian Madison — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:48:49 +0000

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Team Fortress 2 Scout IS Slapchop/ShamWOW Vince!

Michelle Madison — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:24:42 +0000

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Um, Why Is Home Depot Selling PS3s?

Michelle Madison — Fri, 01 May 2009 14:46:50 +0000

You know times are rough when Home Depot starts selling consoles. What I want to know is what types of products are being stocked next to the ps3? Let’s see – paint thinner, tile grout, the DeWalt Heavy-Duty 12 In. Double-Bevel Sliding Compound Miter Saw, and ah yes .. here it is .. the Play Station 3! What’s going on here? Are Gamestops across the country going to suddenly start selling joint compound and wrenches?

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Wii Fit(less)

Jillian Madison — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:18:52 +0000

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Guitar Hero Metillica Box Art Doubles As Word Search

Michelle Madison — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:51:58 +0000

That’s right kids, not only can you play the game inside, you can also do wordsearch puzzles on the box itself. But I’m not the only one taking a second look at the cover art this week – Rolling Stone posted an article as well. It seems not only did they succeed in giving me a headache, they also misspelled an artists name on the cover. Whoops.

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Real Life XBOX 360 Achievements

Jillian Madison — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:50:36 +0000

[to see the xbox 360 achievements of the Food Network hosts, visit our friends at Food Network Humor!]

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Joan Rivers: Resident Evil Zombie Elect!

Michelle Madison — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:28:20 +0000

The Resident Evil 5 demo has hit and people are all a-buzz about the game. All these thoughts of evil got my mind wandering to crazy places

Top 5 reasons Joan Rivers would make an uber zombie:

5) Other zombies stink of decaying flesh, but Joan constantly smells like a delightful combination of her signature perfume, mothballs, and tarnished gold.

4) Her daughter Melissa comes with every appearance. Two for one zombie deals are always a plus.

3) The way to kill most zombies is by removing their heads, but Joan’s head is plastered on with scar tissue accrued from years of neck lifts. Hunker down: it’s gonna take a lot more ammunition to bring this puppy down.

2) Zombies normally grunt and moan while chasing you down, but Joan spews out QVC coupon codes that save you a bundle.

1) I’m tired of naked or rag clad zombies. Getting your flesh devoured never looked so good in designer denim.

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