Football player for Eastern Illinois University

CHUBBY COX Basketball player for Villanova University, and later for the Chicago Bulls and Washington Bullets

DICK TRICKLE Race car driver

PETE LaCOCK Baseball player for the Chicaco Cubs and Kansas City Royals

PHYLLIS MANGINA Basketball coach at Seton Hall University

RUSTY KUNTZ Baseball player for the Detroit Tigers, and current first base coach for the Kansas City Royals

WOODY JOHNSON Current owner of the New York Jets

FLO HYMAN Olympic silver medalist, women’s volleyball

WANG MANLI Olympic speed skater

IVANA MANDIC Basketball player for University of Carolina at Charlotte

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1. Michael Phelps: Sports Illustrated’s “Sportsman of the Year”
2. The Biggest Loser Now Casting Season 7
3. Top 10 Funniest Sports Photos Of All Time
4. SPORNO Photo Gallery (Funny SFW Sports Porn)
5. CLOSE TO ZERO: New York City Edition

These were our five favorites, but check out their article for many more!

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1. DANCING WITH THE STARS: Season 8 Cast First Look
2. Failed Broadway Show Titles
3. DANCING WITH THE STARS: Season 7 Cast
4. Photos Of Katie Couric Drunk Dancing
5. New Math

	MAKE OUT WITH ME MISTLETOE: She’s sporting a mistletoe headband, so she can get to 2nd base with her dog. Is this bitch serious?
	POOPING SANTA: Unless you’re Will Ferrell’s character in Elf, there’s absolutely no reason to want to eat Santa’s shit. Those candies looks like terds from an ill rabbit. Beyond disgusting.
	NEON FUCKER ORNAMENT: This must be symbolic. You’d have to be an idiotic fucker to want to hang this on your Christmas tree.
	SANTA SKULL SHOES: Congratulations, Urban Outfitters. You found the tackiest pair of Vans sneakers on the planet.
	SANTA DRINKING HAT: ‘Tis the season to get laughed at by all your friends and family, apparently. Mmm! Who doesn’t love warm foamy beer through a straw!

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1. The 10 Ugliest Urban Outfitters Tees
2. The 10 Ugliest T-Shirts Currently For Sale At Urban Outfitters
3. Holiday Weight Loss Tips & Exercise Ideas
4. THE 10 WORST FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARDS OF 2008
5. WE FOUND IT: The Worst Mall Santa Of All Time

(you can find many more photos of bad parents at Izismile!)

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1. The 20 Worst Haircuts On The Internet (Believe Us, We’ve Looked)
2. The 30 Worst Tattoos On The Internet
3. Top 15 Worst Tan Lines
4. Resemblance Between Celebrity Parents And Their Children
5. The 10 Scariest Goths On The Internet

WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known only as “that filthy person who doesn’t wipe their ass.” WHAT IT IS: Rejuvenique wrinkle-reducing face mask (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: This thing is scarier than any horror movie villain. No thanks. WHAT IT IS: Tony Little’s Gazelle exercise machine
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I don’t need any product that’s marketed by a hyperactive, screaming freak with a pony tail. WHAT IT IS: Circulation Improving Leg Wraps (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: If the circulation in my legs ever gets so bad that I need to strap those things on, just take me out back and shoot me. WHAT IT IS: The Uroclub, a golf club you PEE INTO. (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: First of all, I don’t want it because I don’t have a dick. But even if I did, I wouldn’t ever piss into a plastic golf club. For the love of God, people! Walk to a toilet! Is it really that difficult?

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1. 6 Gifts I Don’t Want This Christmas: 2008
2. Woman Finds Cell Phone In Bag Of Chips
3. Want To Call Flo Rida? Here’s His Cell Phone Number!
4. Cell Phone With Built In Razor: Thanks, China
5. CONTEST TIME: Harry Connick Jr and Tony Bennett Christmas CDs

1. WTF? Is that Hitler?

2. Um, guys, your snowman needs to see an orthodontist. Pronto.

3. This snowman just lost a fight with a sno-cone.

4. And this snowman has a bloody CLEFT PALATE.

5. Rollers AND a fanny pack? Yep. This thing’s certifiably hideous.

6. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I’m scared.

7. Who applied that snowman’s lipstick? Bozo the clown?

8. The anorexic snowman

9. The Amy Winehouse snowman

10. And finally, the most disturbing alien snowmen I’ve ever seen. These could not have been crafted by human hands.

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1. THE 10 UGLIEST SNOWMEN EVER!
2. RONALD McDONALD ON A SEGWAY: Very, Very Wrong
3. Nominees: The Ugliest Products Of 2009
4. The 10 Ugliest Urban Outfitters Tees
5. The 8 Ugliest Painted Jean Jackets Ever

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1. THE 10 WORST FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARDS OF 2008
2. Celebrity Christmas Cards 2008
3. Father’s Day Cards For Bad Dads
4. The 5 Rarest American Idol Trading Cards
5. Honest E-Cards

	1. I Wish My Daddy Sparkled Onesie (via) Listen, kid. If your daddy sparkled in real life, he’d be married to a guy named Vincent. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
	2. “Edward’s Eyes” eyeshadow (via) It may look like a pile of elephant shit, but don’t be fooled. It’s eyeshadow, colored like Edward’s eyes! Wow. That’s a stretch, isn’t it? This bullshit product is desperately trying to link itself to Twilight, just to trick you into spending your money. It was created by an out of touch middle aged woman, and her teen daughter named “Daya.” That says it all.
	3. Twilight Party PDF Planning Kit (via) If you need a $10 Adobe PDF document to help you plan a Twilight party, you should just kill yourself now. I’m serious.
	4. Edward Vinyl Wall Decal (via) Even more disturbing than the decal itself is the look on that little girl’s face. What is she, 7 years old? Why the hell is she longingly looking off into the distance like that? Way to exploit a kid to make a sale.
	5. Twilight Pink Converse Sneakers (via) These ask, “do I dazzle you?” These do something to me, but I don’t know if dazzle is the right word.
	6. Edward/Bella Text Decal (via) A wall decal that reads: “I’m just a Bella waiting for my Edward.” Guess what? You’re going to be waiting for a very long time. Know why? Because IT’S A FUCKING FAKE MOVIE, YOU MORON.
	7. Vampire With A Volvo Text Decal (via) Another wall decal from the same seller. This one reads: “Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo.” Good luck with that. Let us know how it turns out.
	8. Sparking Edward Bath Bombs (via) I don’t know exactly what a “sparkling bath bomb” is, but that thing looks like a testicle with a nasty STD. Whatever it is, it has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight. And I certainly don’t want it anywhere near my bathtub.
	9. “I Drive Like A Cullen” keychain (via) Really? What does that even mean? You stop your Volvo at all railroad crossings?
	10. Edward Laptop Decal (via) No. You don’t dazzle me. But you do make my $2500 laptop look like a cheap piece of shit, so thanks for that.

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1. Twilight & Volvo = Stupidest Advertising Campaign Ever
2. Mischievous Magazine Page Folding: Twilight Edition
3. TOP 15 RIDICULOUS SARAH PALIN ITEMS FOR SALE ON EBAY
4. The 10 Worst Crafts On Etsy.com
5. Ridiculous Adam Lambert Items On Ebay

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4. VIDEO: A Collection Of Runway Falls & Disasters
5. CONTEST TIME: Win Celine Dion’s My Love: Essential Collection CD

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5. The 10 Worst Parents On The Internet