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Celebrities: Then And Now (Part 2)

Jillian Madison — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:00:05 +0000

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More Helpful SWAT Hand Signals

Jillian Madison — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:46:06 +0000

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Stupid Holiday Items At Urban Outfitters

Jillian Madison — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:08:36 +0000

If you read Pophangover regularly, you know I pick on Urban Outfitters all the time. There’s a reason for that. They suck. Sure, their t-shirts are hideous and their home accessories are lame, but that’s nothing compared to the mindnumbingly retarded items they were peddling this holiday season:

	MAKE OUT WITH ME MISTLETOE: She’s sporting a mistletoe headband, so she can get to 2nd base with her dog. Is this bitch serious?
	POOPING SANTA: Unless you’re Will Ferrell’s character in Elf, there’s absolutely no reason to want to eat Santa’s shit. Those candies looks like terds from an ill rabbit. Beyond disgusting.
	NEON FUCKER ORNAMENT: This must be symbolic. You’d have to be an idiotic fucker to want to hang this on your Christmas tree.
	SANTA SKULL SHOES: Congratulations, Urban Outfitters. You found the tackiest pair of Vans sneakers on the planet.
	SANTA DRINKING HAT: ‘Tis the season to get laughed at by all your friends and family, apparently. Mmm! Who doesn’t love warm foamy beer through a straw!

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The 10 Ugliest Snowmen Of 2009

Jillian Madison — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:06:26 +0000

The Worst Snowmen Of 2009
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1. WTF? Is that Hitler?

2. Um, guys, your snowman needs to see an orthodontist. Pronto.

3. This snowman just lost a fight with a sno-cone.

4. And this snowman has a bloody CLEFT PALATE.

5. Rollers AND a fanny pack? Yep. This thing’s certifiably hideous.

6. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I’m scared.

7. Who applied that snowman’s lipstick? Bozo the clown?

8. The anorexic snowman

9. The Amy Winehouse snowman

10. And finally, the most disturbing alien snowmen I’ve ever seen. These could not have been crafted by human hands.

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11 Funniest Headlines Of 2009

Jillian Madison — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:51:21 +0000

(via Buzzfeed)

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9 Funniest Celebrity Photos Of 2009

Jillian Madison — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:39:41 +0000

One of the editors at Buzzfeed compiled a hilarious list of the Top 40 funniest celebrity candid photos of 2009. These were our 9 favorites:

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The Jersey Shore Animated Gif

Jillian Madison — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:35:16 +0000

This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.

The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.

When I first saw the clip, I thought she got punched because of her hideous Ed Hardy hat. Talk about “a situation.”

These people are soooooo classy!

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Worst Family Christmas Cards Of 2009

Jillian Madison — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:30:31 +0000

We’ve searched high and low – and these are officially the 10 ugliest, most awkward holiday cards on the internet:

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The 10 Stupidest Twilight Items On Etsy

Jillian Madison — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:05:17 +0000

Twilight may have started out as a simple book series, but these days, it’s the reason thousands of people are creating ugly, homemade vampire crafts and selling them on the internet. We’ve compiled the top 10 Stupidest Twilight Items on Etsy.com – just in time for the big New Moon release. Enjoy.

	1. I Wish My Daddy Sparkled Onesie (via) Listen, kid. If your daddy sparkled in real life, he’d be married to a guy named Vincent. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
	2. “Edward’s Eyes” eyeshadow (via) It may look like a pile of elephant shit, but don’t be fooled. It’s eyeshadow, colored like Edward’s eyes! Wow. That’s a stretch, isn’t it? This bullshit product is desperately trying to link itself to Twilight, just to trick you into spending your money. It was created by an out of touch middle aged woman, and her teen daughter named “Daya.” That says it all.
	3. Twilight Party PDF Planning Kit (via) If you need a $10 Adobe PDF document to help you plan a Twilight party, you should just kill yourself now. I’m serious.
	4. Edward Vinyl Wall Decal (via) Even more disturbing than the decal itself is the look on that little girl’s face. What is she, 7 years old? Why the hell is she longingly looking off into the distance like that? Way to exploit a kid to make a sale.
	5. Twilight Pink Converse Sneakers (via) These ask, “do I dazzle you?” These do something to me, but I don’t know if dazzle is the right word.
	6. Edward/Bella Text Decal (via) A wall decal that reads: “I’m just a Bella waiting for my Edward.” Guess what? You’re going to be waiting for a very long time. Know why? Because IT’S A FUCKING FAKE MOVIE, YOU MORON.
	7. Vampire With A Volvo Text Decal (via) Another wall decal from the same seller. This one reads: “Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo.” Good luck with that. Let us know how it turns out.
	8. Sparking Edward Bath Bombs (via) I don’t know exactly what a “sparkling bath bomb” is, but that thing looks like a testicle with a nasty STD. Whatever it is, it has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight. And I certainly don’t want it anywhere near my bathtub.
	9. “I Drive Like A Cullen” keychain (via) Really? What does that even mean? You stop your Volvo at all railroad crossings?
	10. Edward Laptop Decal (via) No. You don’t dazzle me. But you do make my $2500 laptop look like a cheap piece of shit, so thanks for that.

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12 Tips For Single Women

Jillian Madison — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:02:19 +0000

These were published in a magazine in 1938. At the time, they weren’t supposed to be funny. Now, 70 years later, THEY’RE HILARIOUS.

Men don’t like it when women borrow their handkerchief and get lipstick on it. Never forget.

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POPHANGOVER » bestofph

Celebrities: Then And Now (Part 2)

More Helpful SWAT Hand Signals

Stupid Holiday Items At Urban Outfitters

The 10 Ugliest Snowmen Of 2009

The Worst Snowmen Of 2009 .

1. WTF? Is that Hitler?

2. Um, guys, your snowman needs to see an orthodontist. Pronto.

3. This snowman just lost a fight with a sno-cone.

4. And this snowman has a bloody CLEFT PALATE.

5. Rollers AND a fanny pack? Yep. This thing’s certifiably hideous.

6. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I’m scared.

7. Who applied that snowman’s lipstick? Bozo the clown?

8. The anorexic snowman

9. The Amy Winehouse snowman

10. And finally, the most disturbing alien snowmen I’ve ever seen. These could not have been crafted by human hands.

11 Funniest Headlines Of 2009

9 Funniest Celebrity Photos Of 2009

The Jersey Shore Animated Gif

Worst Family Christmas Cards Of 2009

The 10 Stupidest Twilight Items On Etsy

12 Tips For Single Women

The Worst Snowmen Of 2009
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