This is one of the stupidest, most asinine things I’ve ever seen. If I ever saw someone with these on their car, I would crash into them on purpose. Screw the increased insurance deductible. It would be worth it just to call them an idiot to their face.

What’s next on your agenda, guys? Blush for our license plates?

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. The Bud WASSUUUP!? Guys Funny Obama Commercial
2. The 3rd Debate: More Boring Than The 2nd Debate
3. The 25 Ugliest and Stupidest Tattoos Ever
4. VIDEO: Beyonce’s Single Ladies For Asians, By Asians
5. Random Thought Of The Day

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1. VIDEO: The Most Amazing Golf Shot You Will Ever See
2. Project Runway Season 5: The First Promo Video Is Here!
3. VIDEO: Justin Bieber Getting Hit By A Water Bottle
4. VIDEO: World’s Longest Basketball Shot
5. Double Shot At Love: Ikki Twins Finale Episode Recap

Sorry, Cosmo. We have no clue where you’ve been hanging out, or what vajayjay’s you’ve been looking at, but the cover is a total fail.

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. Why Flickr Sucks (”Everyone’s Uploads”)
2. Jessica Simpson: Do You Know CD Cover Art
3. FIRST LOOK: Michael Phelps Sports Illustrated Cover
4. Wheel Of Fortune Puzzle Fail
5. Total Van Door Fail

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. The Obama Haircut
2. We Found It: The Worst Haircut Of All Time
3. BANNING: The “Warm Weather Scarf”
4. BANNING: The Fake Australian Accents in “Outback Steakhouse” Commercials
5. BANNING: HIGH FIVING

Jillian Madison here. I wanted to let you guys know we just launched 11 (yes, eleven) new websites, and they’re now live! You can easily get to them via the black bar on the top of your screen. Hopefully, there will be a little something for everyone.

We’re excited about the launch, and we would love to feature your content on these new sites! Each website will have a “submit” button, where you can easily upload and share your photos, content, and stories. We are hopeful a few of these websites will spawn their own books, so here’s your chance to be a part of it all!

Here’s a quick rundown of the new websites:

The Worst Thing I Ever Ate posts stories and photos about awful culinary experiences. Because let’s face it: the best thing you ever ate isn’t nearly as entertaining. You can only moan about how great a pork chop is for so long until people want to stab you with a fork.

Jesus Gets Around is a collection of funny Jesus products and outrageous Jesus sightings that we’ve captioned for your viewing pleasure.

Why Did You Buy Me That showcases photos and stories about the most awful gifts people have ever received.

Shit I Saw At Work collects and posts photos of the various things people all over the world see while doing their jobs. Hilarious shit, crazy shit, outrageous shit, beautiful shit… if you saw it at work, we want to see it here!

Funny Receipts collects funny, ironic, or just plain WTF receipts from all over the world.

Eff That posts all the objects, celebrities, products, and activities that make you want to scream EFF THAT!

Spelling Fails posts – and makes fun of – the humorous, idiotic, and ridiculous spelling errors that we all unfortunately encounter on a daily basis.

Unnecessarily Censored makes SFW photos look NSFW. You’ll get it if you have a dirty mind, or are a 12 year old boy. Either way.

Lame Graffiti ridicules the ugliest, stupidest, and most pointless graffiti from across the planet.

World of Warcaps posts funny captioned screen shots from the most popular game on Earth, World of Warcraft.

Epic Injuries is THE place to show off the bruises, scrapes, and breaks from your most epic rides, crashes, and accidents.

So there you have it! We hope you enjoy wasting your days with us! And now, back to your regularly scheduled pop culture satire.

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. We’re Launching New Websites And Want Your Content!
2. The Ubiquitous Jesus: He’s EVERYWHERE
3. Brad Pitt’s Beard: ENOUGH
4. Best Of The PH Network: August 2010
5. Photo Updates: What happened over the weekend?

Yes, this is totally real! KUM is a leave-in hair conditioner, and it was recently spotted at a Dollar Giant store. The directions tell you to “harvest the power of KUM” – and the tagline is… drumroll please… “Love It & Leave It!” The artistic design down the side of the bottle is pretty priceless, too.

Right about now, sluts all over the world are giggling to themselves and thinking: “why would I pay a whole dollar for kum when I can get it for free?”

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. Roberto Cavalli Limited Edition Diet Coke Bottles
2. Reef Flip Flops With Built In Bottle Opener
3. Things That Exist: A SEMEN COOKBOOK
4. Budweiser Beer Bottle Telephone: The Verdict
5. 10 WARNING SIGNS THAT SHOULD EXIST

THE WORST THING I EVER ATE will be the complete opposite of the Food Network’s “Best Thing I Ever Ate.” We’re looking for brief stories about the worst hamburger, pizza, beverage, snack food, seafood, or any other food that you’ve ever had. It could be from a restaurant, or something you purchased at the store. Why was it awful? Where did you get it? Photos are preferred but not required. So the next time you’re eating something and found yourself thinking, “you know what? That was the worst thing I ever ate” – snap a photo of it with your camera phone and send it to us! Maybe you can spare someone else from going through the same agony! Contact address: worstthing@pophangover.com

FUNNY RECEIPTS is pretty self explanatory. Is it a receipt? Does it say something funny? THEN WE’D LOVE IT! Contact address: funnyreceipts@pophangover.com

SPELLING FAILS will be a collection of humorous, idiotic spelling errors that we all encounter on a daily basis. If you happen to come across a funny and/or stupid spelling error that you’d like to share with the world, snap a photo and send it to us! It can be from the internet, the office, television, product packaging… anywhere, really. It’s all fair game! Contact address: spellingfails@pophangover.com

SHIT I SAW AT WORK will be a photo blog of the funny, crazy, and/or ridiculous things people saw while at work. Whether you work in an office, in a restaurant, in the mall, or on the moon, if you saw something funny, outrageous, or breathtaking while on the job, we want to see it! Whip out that camera phone and take a photo! Contact address: sisaw@pophangover.com

And now, back to your regularly scheduled pop culture snark!

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. New Pophangover Websites Are Now Live!
2. CONTEST TIME: Food Network Prize Package Giveaway
3. Adam Gertler from “Next Food Network Star” Getting His Own Show
4. The Content Of This Year’s Oscar Gift Bags
5. Tyra Banks and Rachael Ray Help the Hungry

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1. Natalie Maines Shaved Her Head
2. Cassie Shaved Half Of Her Hair Off
3. UPDATE: Kourtni and Matt kicked off Dance
4. Katie Couric’s New Hair
5. Veet Hair Removal Says Goodbye To Bush

Some things just go together. Peanut butter and jelly. Hot chocolate and whipped cream. Justin Bieber and… the BET Network? Wait, WHAT?

BET just nominated the annoying, smug teenage twerp for one of their BET awards in the “Best New Artist” category. This clearly begs the question: What the fuck, BET?

“Bieber has crossed the color boundaries the same way that hip-hop has crossed the boundaries the other way for a number of years,” said Stephen Hill, BET’s President of Music Programing and Specials. “He’s had rhythm in his music.  He makes the type of music our audience likes.” What type of music is that, Stephen? Shitty, juvenile music?

Aside from a fat cartoon character in a Shrek ad in the sidebar, Bieber is seemingly the only white person pictured or mentioned on BET’s homepage, thus making this award nomination one of the most pathetic, most obvious cases of “jumping on a bandwagon” that I’ve ever seen in my life.

Way to sell out for a few more viewers, BET.

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. VIDEO: Justin Bieber Getting Hit By A Water Bottle
2. Will Ferrell vs Justin Bieber
3. Justin Long dumped Drew Barrymore beacuse she’s a drunk
4. 10 ways to get your girl gaming!
5. The Most Interesting Part Of The Presidential Debate: THE AUDIENCE!

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1. DEAR INTERNET, enough with Aretha Franklin’s Hat
2. Dear Jason, Love Samantha
3. Dear Soda Machine Restocker
4. Dear Brenda, Lock Your Doors
5. Dear Dunkin Donuts: an open letter