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First Look: Big Brother 2009 Housemates

Jillian Madison — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:32:46 +0000

Big Brother season 11 starts on Thursday July 9 at 8 pm. That can only mean one thing: time to make petty comments on the new housemates based solely on their appearances!

	BRADEN Our First Impression: rejected soap opera actor. Hair gel, two watches, and a smug smile? All the signs are there: this tool must have a tiny peen.
	CASEY Our First Impression: Wal-Mart jewelry department manager
	CHIMA Our First Impression: The transvestite was figurine of Diana Ross

	JEFF Our First Impression: camp counselor for kids age 5-8 (or, the Crocodile Hunter in training)
	JORDAN Our First Impression: she looks like everybody and nobody, all at once. BORING.
	KEVIN Our First Impression: why does this tool have one of Rosie O’Donnell’s old flannel shirts wrapped around his neck?
	LAURA Our First Impression: poor Laura… too old for the Junior Miss pageant circuit and too dumb for Miss America
	LYDIA Our First Impression: wait a minute, who let Brigitte Nielsen back on television?
	MICHELLE Our First Impression: why is my grandmother’s dental hygienist on Big Brother?
	NATALIE Our First Impression: can she not afford shirts? Or a hair brush? (Oh, and I love her chunky brown headband from 1993. OR NOT.)
	RONNIE Our First Impression: this guy enjoys a humble existence in his mother’s basement, where he spends his days fashioning doll clothes out of HER SKIN.
	RUSSELL Our First Impression: what a gigantic tool. His nickname is “Russell the Love Muscle.” And honestly, that’s funnier than anything I could have possibly written here.

(photos courtesy of CBS)

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And The Big Brother 10 Winner Is…

POPHANGOVER — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:02:51 +0000

And the winner of Big Brother 10 is… Dan Gheesing of Dearborn, Michigan! He took home the $500,000 cash prize, and he won with a unanimous vote of 7-0. The jury members were Libra, April, Michelle, Ollie, Renny, Keesha, and Jerry.

The runner up was Memphis Garrett of Collierville, Tennessee (currently residing in Los Angeles). He won $50,000.

America voted and named KEESHA as their favorite juror. She won a $25,000 consolation prize. Jerry was the “America’s Favorite Juror” runner-up.

So… ya wanna be a contestant on Big Brother 11? They’re casting now! Click here to check out the application (this is a PDF file!)

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Big Brother 10: JERRY evicted

POPHANGOVER — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:37:54 +0000

Tonight on Big Brother 10: Dan won Head Of Household for the 3rd time this season. He then evicted Jerry from the BB10 house. Dan and Memphis are the final two housemates, and a winner will be declared on Tuesday night.

Bottom line: I wanted Renny to win it all. Dan and Memphis are huge dweebs. One thing’s for sure – I’m glad the season is ending soon, because the lame “Secret Renegade Handshakes” are making me want to throw up on Dan’s “taken” t-shirt.

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Big Brother 10: Michelle AND Ollie Evicted

POPHANGOVER — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:42:45 +0000

Big Brother 10 Update: Michelle AND Ollie were evicted from the Big Brother 10 house after tonight’s double elimination episode.

(Thanks to KICKED OFF TV for the up to the minute results. Visit kickedofftv.com for reality tv eliminations and evictions as soon as they go down!)

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Big Brother 10: Dan wins HOH, nominates 2 for eviction

POPHANGOVER — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:32:08 +0000

Last night on Big Brother 10: Dan won HOH, but had to secure a stupid deal with Ollie to do so. Dan told Ollie he could choose one person to evict, and promised him the final word on Power Of Veto dealings.

Ollie agreed, and ordered Dan to nominate Memphis. This caused some drama, since Dan and Memphis are in the lamely titled “Renegades” alliance, after all.

After enduring more mental struggling than a panelist on the Tyra Banks Show, Dan nominated JERRY and MEMPHIS for eviction. Stay tuned, the Power of Veto challenge goes down Tuesday night.

SPOILER ALERT: If you want to know who wins POV this week, highlight the following text with your mouse: MEMPHIS WON POWER OF VETO.

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Big Brother 10: April evicted

POPHANGOVER — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:02:02 +0000

Update: April was evicted from the Big Brother 10 house after tonight’s vote. (Thanks to our new friends at KICKED OFF TV for the results. Visit kickedofftv.com for reality tv eliminations and evictions as soon as they go down!) Other posts on Pophangover:Big Brother 10: Michelle AND Ollie EvictedBig Brother 10: Libra evictedBig Brother 10: Steven Evicted, Keesha wins HOHBig Brother 10: Angie EvictedBig Brother 10: April wins HOH, nominates 2 for eviction Other posts on Pophangover:

Big Brother 10: Libra evicted

POPHANGOVER — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:50:09 +0000

Tonight on Big Brother 10: Libra was evicted from the house, after an uneventful 6-0 vote. She became the first member of the jury and will have a hand in determining the BB10 winner. Renny then won HOH, and the power in the house shifted once again. The nomination ceremony will go down Tuesday night. See you then. Other posts on Pophangover:Big Brother 10: JERRY evictedBig Brother 10: Angie EvictedBig Brother 10: Steven Evicted, Keesha wins HOHAnd The Big Brother 10 Winner Is…Big Brother 10: Michelle AND Ollie Evicted Other posts on Pophangover:

Big Brother 10: Michelle nominates 2 for eviction

POPHANGOVER — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:20:44 +0000

Sunday night on Big Brother 10: Michelle nominated Keesha and Libra for eviction.

Also: Michelle’s HOH room was lame. There were pictures of her fugly brother everywhere – and the housemates couldn’t help but roll their eyes when fake April exclaimed, “Oh he’s so cute!”

In other news: half of the house is pissed at Dan for evicting Jessie. In the confessional, Jerry said, “in my house he will always be known as Judas.” Oooh. Them’s fighting words.

Stay tuned for Tuesday night’s POWER OF VETO competition.

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Big Brother 10: JESSIE EVICTED!

POPHANGOVER — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:45:31 +0000

Tonight on Big Brother 10: Jessie slept the entire day and night, as usual. Jerry assured him he would be safe from eviction. The house was split 3-3 to evict Jessie or Memphis, and the final vote came down to America’s Player, DAN.

America voted, and instructed Dan to evict JESSIE. Buh-bye Jessie! Don’t let the door hit your overworked bubble ass on the way out.

Michelle then won HOH and morphed into into Tony Soprano… swearing up and down that she’d get revenge on those who voted to kick her BFF Jessie out. Shut up and go eat a canoli.

Stay tuned for the POV ceremony on Sunday night.

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Big Brother 10: April wins HOH, nominates 2 for eviction

Jillian Madison — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:02:49 +0000

Tonight on Big Brother – the HOH contest came down to a battle of strength between Michelle and April to see who could remain on the ledge the longest. Michelle dropped off the ledge after April promised not to vote her or meathead Jessie out.

The girls spent a little under 3 hours on the ledge. Once on the ground, everyone ran over to them and started pouring water in their mouths like they just spent the last 7 months in the Sahara. It was more dramatic than the season finale of ER.

In other news, dorky Dan is America’s player – and America send him a message to try to get Jessie nominated for eviction. Great! America hates Jessie as much as I do. What a treat.

In the end, April put Memphis and Jessie up for eviction. Jessie has now been up 3 out of 4 weeks.

The Power of Veto competition is on Tuesday.

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