Having appreciated your sense of humor and creativity, I find myself roughly in the same frame of mind in which I began, and for this I hold myself accountable.

I should not have stayed here long enough to reach your bit on Lady Gaga. I did not watch it, of course, as simply seeing her is enough to kill more braincells than a keg of beer does, but nevertheless I must protest.

To emphasize: I respect your art, Sir; however, I also must insist upon your insulting pop culture in sterner earnest and with more poisonous sarcasm. Pop culture sterilizes individual personalities and gives the most-moronic denominator a common avenue of meaningless discussion, and frankly, it must be destroyed.

Help your readers, Sir. Do not hurt them.

Blast it with piss, as they say — kill it with fire.

With great respect and mirth I remain,

Yours Truly,

-BothEyes