TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE TOO INTO TRUE BLOOD
Published on: November 10, 2008 – 2:02 pm by POPHANGOVER 
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10. It takes you 20 minutes to eat a piece of pecan pie.
9. Every time you see a dead possum, you say to yourself: “Oh well – that’s one less demon inside someone.”
8. You’re convinced that stray dog is your crazy ex.
7. You always carry a sterling silver chain in your pocket… just in case.
6. You microwave your V8 before drinking it.
5. You call your sister Sookie, even though her name is Janet. And you don’t have a sister.
4. You’ve actually tried to glamour a stranger at a bar.
3. You work the word “bayou” into at least one conversation a day.
2. You have actually wondered if your boss is a fang banger – or just really into turtlenecks.
1. Whenever you see a cooler, for a split second you think someone is transporting V.
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November 11th, 2008
LOVE THIS POST! True Blood started slow but it’s getting a little better. I can’t stop watching it and I look forward to it every week. I have seen coolers and thought to myself “ooh someone’s scorin’ some V” so that was funny.
November 11th, 2008
my name is Bill and at least once a week, someome will say “Oh, Bill, like that vampire on True Blood.” And I just look at them and try to not punch them in the face.
I hate the show. my girlfriend makes me watch it. Pure torture. You haven’t seen shit television until you’ve suffered through one episode of this crap.
November 11th, 2008
I got pissed when Prop 8 passed and yelled out… what next? Squashing the VRA?
also – Cousin Terry is my favorite cousin.
November 21st, 2008
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