CLOSE TO ZERO: Black Friday Edition
Published on: November 28, 2008 – 12:27 pm by Jillian Madison 
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FRIDAY = CLOSE TO ZERO! This week, it’s the BLACK FRIDAY edition:
1. People who know why the hell it’s really called Black Friday: CLOSE TO ZERO!
2. Resolution on that $128 Magnavox Blu-Ray player at Wal-Mart: CLOSE TO ZERO!
3. Air quality inside your local Bath and Body Works: CLOSE TO ZERO!
4. Gift boxes left at Macys at 11 AM: CLOSE TO ZERO!
5. Time (in minutes) until you lose your sanity at Toys ‘R Us: CLOSE TO ZERO!
6. Thread count on the $20 cashmere sweaters at Old Navy: CLOSE TO ZERO!
7. Amount of light inside Hollister: CLOSE TO ZERO!
8. Number of helpful employees at Home Depot: CLOSE TO ZERO!
9. Breathing room in your jeans after yesterday’s feast: CLOSE TO ZERO!
10. Amount of weight you’ll lose using the Nintendo Wii Balance Board you spent 82 hours looking for: CLOSE TO ZERO!
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December 5th, 2008
$20 cashmere sweaters at Old Navy MY ASS!
I was THERE on black Friday. And I do love the feel of cashmere. I thought, “This is Old Navy… it’s Black Friday… how bad could it be?”
$52.
That is how bad it could be.
For a plain jain. Solid color. No print/stripe/whatever available. Sized actually smaller than I’ve ever seen them size before (my child would have had to have an XL and she is teeny tiny).
Just a plain sweater. I’d not have paid $10 for it.
(I did buy 3 sweaters and a pair of jeans though… don’t hate, please. They were cute and reasonably priced)