Oscar Meyer Searching For Weinermobile Drivers
Published on: December 9, 2008 – 12:04 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Humiliating job alert: Oscar Meyer is seeking drivers for its Wienermobile. Yes, it’s a real job. And according to these two random girls who already have the job, the Wienermobile is their ONLY CAR. That means they have to drive it everywhere, including personal trips to places like the grocery store and the bank. You know that asshole who takes up 3 spaces with their car on a crowded day at the mall? Yeah. That’ll be you.
So, to help you out in these troubling economic times, we’ve come up with a list of the TOP 10 SEXUAL INNUENDOS TO NOT ACCIDENTALLY SAY AT YOUR WIENERMOBILE INTERVIEW:
10. “I love to feast on a wiener every now and then.”
9. “I’m a good driver and I really know how to handle a wiener.”
8. “Sir, I’m just dying to take a tour of your wiener.”
7. “Take me for a ride on your wiener.”
6. “I bet the wiener really slips in and out of traffic.”
5. “I can help you sell a lot of food with my Wiener.”
4. “Exactly how long is your wiener?”
3. “I’m ready for this job because I’ve been playing with toy wieners since I was a kid.”
2. “Is that a wiener in your driveway or are you just happy to see me?”
1. “How much of a beating can your wiener handle?”
…leave your ideas in the comments!
Other posts on Pophangover:
December 9th, 2008
Would I get fired if I drove the Wienermobile into a taco truck?
Where do you buy the magnum car covers for that thing?
I can drive left-handed if my right arm gets tired.
Is it ok if I let my girlfriend pilot the Wienermobile once in a while?
How often do you wax and polish the Wienermobile?
That thing looks big enough for four people.
I’m a safe driver: I always use protection.
The Wienermobile looks smaller in real life.
Previous experience? My palms are hairy and my eyesight is bad.
December 10th, 2008
but wait . . . there’s more!
I can’t wait to use that to deliver protein-rich packages.
If the w-mobile leaks fluid, do I have to clean it up? You wouldn’t want to waste it.
December 10th, 2008
Is the wiener slippery when wet?
How often does the wiener need a lube?
December 10th, 2008
is the wiener comparable to a hummer?
July 18th, 2009
in related news, the interviews were not fool-proof for finding excellent drivers:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_wienermobile_wreck