ABUSE THE NEWS – 12/10/08
Published on: December 10, 2008 – 11:46 am by Jillian Madison 
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Your workplace might be a little less gay today, because it’s Day Without A Gay! People are being urged to skip work and call out gay as a protest against the ban on same sex marriage. The “Day Without A Gay” idea narrowly won out over the “Fags Without Hags” concept – a day in which gay guys would be encouraged to to ignore their straight female best friends.
Jessica Simpson is “convinced” Tony Romo is going to propose. Whatever. He should propose she move to Guam.
Somebody stole Dukes of Hazzard star John Schneider’s dogs! Oh the inhumanity! They were just some good ol’ dogs, never meanin’ no harm.
Lauri Waring Peterson left the Bravo show Real Housewives of Orange County to help her son recover from his heroin addiction. And to decorate her new 853,000 square foot house.
GUYS, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG: A woman in China partially lost her hearing as a result of “passionate kisses” from her boyfriend. And somewhere in America, Mary Chapin Carpenter started learning sign language as a precautionary measure.
Other posts on Pophangover:
December 10th, 2008
Shit.
Laurie left because she cannot fake that she’s “madly in love with” George aka moneybags. She is the posterchild for gold diggers.
December 12th, 2008
Gay day: What if you just had to call in sick that day? And when you get back to work…people look at you a little differently…that would suck.
Jessica: Okay, enough with you already. Good job in guaranteeing Tony Romo never proposes.
Lauri: Well, she’ll have more time to count her money I suppose. And more time to watch that dating show with Slade Smiley and Jo what’s-her-face. I surprised the world didn’t explode when someone named their kid ‘Slade Smiley’.
December 15th, 2008
I don’t care how hot… hot rich… how *whatever* a man is… if his ACTUAL name is “Slade Smiley”, he is automatically a “NO”.
And I’ll admit it. I watched it. But I’m confused. I never saw the ending ep! It was down to 2 dudes and Slade wanting to throw his hat into the ring for “just ONE date with Jo”. The guys were insulted but ended up going along with it. I never saw a thing about it since. And I DVR this shit, so it’s not like I’m careless.
ps: IF anybody else watched the Jo/Slade “Date my Ex-Girlfriend” show… WTF was up with the number of SCARVES that man was wearing??!? Somebody needs to give him a giant bitch slap and remind him that he is not a 22 year old rockstar. GROW THE FUCK UP before your son needs therapy for the rest of his life. Sheesh! You can’t HONESTLY date a 22-23 year old girl and expect her to fall right into the role of “doting wife and mother and homemaker”. Hell no, she’s got shots to drink and men to blow. You’re holding her back and making yourself look like a toolbox.