Suri Cruise: What She Says vs What She Means
Published on: December 16, 2008 – 12:08 pm by Jillian Madison 
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At yesterday’s Valkyrie premiere, Tom Cruise wouldn’t shut up about Suri’s vocabulary. He said, “She’ll watch the tv monitor and talk. Her vocabulary is incredible. She says, ‘I love you, dada.’” Wow — “I love you, Dada?” What a literary genius! Somebody call Harvard! And then call Tom and let him know 2-year olds aren’t able to effectively communicate yet.
We’ve developed a helpful SURI CRUISE CHEAT SHEET to help you translate any Suri quotes you may hear in the news:
What Suri Says: “I love you, dada”
What Suri Means: “I love that my dresses are prettier than our Mexican housekeeper’s kids’ dresses”
What Suri Says: “I have to go poo poo”
What Suri Means: “Valkyrie is a shitty movie”
What Suri Says: “I’m tired”
What Suri Means: “I’d rather sit alone in my room than watch that video of my birth again”
What Suri Says: “I want my blankie”
What Suri Means: “Somebody tell the brainwashed bitch with the Texas Compound haircut to buy me a jacket, it’s WINTER IN NYC people”
What Suri Says: “Noooooo”
What Suri Means: “Jerry Maguire is on TBS again? Can’t I get a fucking break?”
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December 16th, 2008
Wow…kids can TALK??
And again…Katie looks like she was just rescued from a hostage crisis. Err…is involved in one. An ongoing one.
December 17th, 2008
this made me laugh probably far more than it should have. YOu had me with “I’d rather sit alone in my room than watch that video of my birth again”
December 17th, 2008
Yes but without Jerry Mcguire we’d never know that the human head weighs 8 pounds