THE 10 UGLIEST SNOWMEN EVER!
Published on: December 17, 2008 – 10:13 pm by Jillian Madison 
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BAD SNOWMEN!
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1. The GLAMOUR SHOT snowman
2. Gotta love the nice, classy Christmas Tree Shop wall art cutlery as arms. Are those PICK UP STIX coming out of his head?
3. The AMY WINEHOUSE snowman
4. I have no idea what’s happening here. I’m scared. Hold me.
5. The cleft palate snowman
6. WTF? Is that a mohawk? Is this snowman giving me the finger?
7. The “Jessica Simpson Sucks” snowman
8. Hey, wait a minute, that’s not a snowman… that’s a….
9. “…with a corn cob pipe and a LEMON JUICE nose, la la la”
10. The most disturbing snowmen I’ve ever seen. These could not have been crafted by human hands.
Other posts on Pophangover:
December 17th, 2008
some of these are downright hideous
December 17th, 2008
That one with the cleft palate is going to give me nightmares.
December 18th, 2008
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December 19th, 2008
I’m sorry, but I cannot get a grip and stop laughing at the bottle as an eye on the “Amy Winehouse” snowman. Who the hell looks at a bottle and thinks “That will make a PERFECT snowman eye”. Eye. Singular. I could maybe let it slide if they were BOTH bottles. But no. No excuses. FAIL.
And that last one… it just makes me think of “The Hills Have Eyes 2″, with the inbred mongoloid looking crazy killing hillbilly folks.
I heart the lime juice bottle for a nose. LOL I can’t help it. I can just SEE the desperate mother searching frantically through the kitchen because she has no fucking carrots. I’d LOVE to be a fly on the wall when she was justifying to her children how that lime juice bottle would work WAY better than a carrot anyway.
God, now I am in the mood to make THE most fucked up snowman ever. All I need is some snow. *waits*
December 19th, 2008
[...] knew snowmen could be so [...]
December 20th, 2008
I love this collection. Great job.
Please consider submitting for Today’s Snowman snowman contest.
(I’m a professional snowman expert and speak on the subject etc.)
Thanks,
Bob
December 21st, 2008
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January 12th, 2009
Man, the glamour snowman wastes 3 perfectly good M&M cookies as buttons.
November 19th, 2009
remember when magic johnson said “You’re the only one who can make the difference. Whatever your dream is, go for it. “