ABUSE THE NEWS – 12/23/08
Published on: December 23, 2008 – 12:09 pm by Jillian Madison
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David Spade bought 50 AR-15 rifles for the Phoenix Police Department for Christmas – thus pretty much guaranteeing he’ll never get a speeding ticket in Arizona for the rest of his life.
The NY Daily News is reporting Ben Stiller fell and broke his hand during a skiing accident. Ben’s rep has denied the incident, saying the cast is just a prop for his upcoming sequel: “There’s Something About Metacarpals.”
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ARE NOT MARRIED! And I still have no idea who they are. I just know I want them to die.
Madonna spent $7500 on Spanish wine laced with silver. So either she’s the most frivolous person ever, or she’s trying to woo – and kill – a vampire.
LAME TV ALERT: Fox is developing a show called “Bitches” – about a group of 4 NYC women who are werewolves. Oddly enough, I think I went to dinner with them last week.
Look! A picture of a rabbit born with no ears!
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December 23rd, 2008
I only know one thing about Heidi and Spencer: Spencer has a creepy beard.
December 23rd, 2008
lol