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Name Ideas For New Oklahoma NBA Team

Published on: July 11, 2008 – 7:33 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

The Seattle Sonics are headed to Oklahoma for the 2008-09 season! The team still remains nameless, so we thought we’d throw our suggestions into the ring.

THE OKLAHOMEBOYZ

Intimidating, menacing, and scary. They’ll beat you down, on and off the court.


THE OKLAHOMA WELCOME MATS

Because there’s just no place like ‘homa.


THE OKLA-HMO’s

They’ll dunk on your ass… and then refuse to sign your referral.


THE OKLA-HOMOSAPIANS

They’re human. They’re ballers. Take that, Teen Wolf.


THE OKLAHOMA OK’s

The team that never lets you down. They’re never great. They’re always just okay.


THE OKLAHOMA WIRE HANGARS

Named after beloved Oklahoman Joan Crawford. They’ll really beat you.


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  1. lana
    July 11th, 2008

    haah love it

  2. GIGI
    July 11th, 2008

    No wire hangers. ha!

  3. dknyballer
    July 12th, 2008

    HAHAHAHH JOAN CRAWFORDS FACE IN THAT BALL

  4. rob
    July 15th, 2008

    I THINK THE OKLAHOMA OK’S IS MY FAVORITE. U KNOW THEY ARE GONNA SUCK AND ONLY BE OK ON THEIR BEST NIGHT!

  5. Turtle
    December 30th, 2009

    LOL. I’m an Okie and thought this was hilarious, yes we do use big words and proper grammer. I hate the name Thunder but what can you do? Now we have to put up with our overtanned news people touting how good this team is and why we have to pay more taxes so out of state people can come and see them. Our new team should be called Wanablikeny, or Wanablikeca.

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