CLOSE TO ZERO: Reality TV Edition
Published on: January 9, 2009 – 2:18 pm by Jillian Madison 
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FRIDAY = CLOSE TO ZERO! This week, it’s the REALITY TV edition:
1. Percent chance you got a Christmas card from Tim Gunn: CLOSE TO ZERO!
2. Average penis length (in inches) of the BROMANCE cast: CLOSE TO ZERO!
3. People who watched True Beauty on ABC: CLOSE TO ZERO!
4. Days a relationship lasts once The Bachelor stops filming: CLOSE TO ZERO!
5. Times (per month) MTV’s “real” worlders do dishes: CLOSE TO ZERO!
6. People who will hit on you at a bar while you’re wearing these: CLOSE TO ZERO!
7. Things Sanjaya has in common with Sanjay Gupta: CLOSE TO ZERO!
8. People who would have enjoyed Shrek if Tyra Banks was cast instead of Mike Myers: CLOSE TO ZERO!
9. Days Jeff Probst could hack it as an actual Survivor contestant: CLOSE TO ZERO!
10. Number of days “Real Housewives” Gretchen Rossi will wait to re-marry after her husband Jeff dies: CLOSE TO ZERO!
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January 9th, 2009
i am kinda of embarrassed to actually know this but, getchen isn’t married to jeff…oh and jeff actually died in september
January 9th, 2009
Funny! I love your close to zero lists on Friday!
I did not know Jeff died. That’s awful. He was not looking so hot in the last few episodes. Looking at next week’s preview, it seems like another man is in Gretchen’s future… that other woman’s SON. What a whore!
January 9th, 2009
lol that sink was disgusting.
oh and tyra would have made the worst shrek ever.
January 10th, 2009
I knew about the September thing, but not that they weren’t actually “married” thing… that’s nuts.
And I can’t remember seeing the preview, but if it’s that one son, I don’t blame her. I’d probably hit on him too. :[
(Tamra’s son. When he had dark hair, I didn’t find him the least bit attractive, but now that he’s blonde? Hoooo boy!) (and for what it’s worth, that’s usually the opposite for me. Darker hair on guys, good. Lighter, not as good.)