HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROAST: Alex Trebek Edition
Published on: July 22, 2008 – 1:45 pm by Jillian Madison 
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JULY 22nd: Happy birthday, Alex Trebek! Today you’re 68… so to kick things off, I’ll take “5 good years left” for $1000, please.
Years of hosting Jeopardy have clearly gone to your head. Is it necessary to be such a dick when people give a wrong answer? Oooh, I’m sorry, I forgot. You’re a cocky, know-it-all Canadian douchebag with an ego bigger than Heath Ledger’s post mortem fan base.
Time for Double Jeopardy! I’ll take “Potpourri” for $2000, Alex. What the hell is up with your horrible, fake Euro accents? Your French is the worst. You sound like Gerard Depardieu after a tracheotomy. I doubt you could tell the difference between escargot and your ball sack. Could you even point France out on a map without those little blue answer cards in your hand?
Oh, and by the way, good move shaving that dirty perv mustache back in 2001. You looked like you ate some chunky peanut butter and went down on a pack mule that was shedding in mid-summer.
So here’s to you, Alex Trebek. Sean Connery was right – your mother’s a whore.
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He is one cocky S.O.B. and I don’t like the condescending way he talks down to people either. Who does he think he is? It’s so easy with those little cards in your hand, isn’t it Alex!
I did laugh when he came back with that hideous mustache on his lip during that April Fools episode, though!