CLOSE TO ZERO: 30 Rock Edition
Published on: January 23, 2009 – 11:48 am by Jillian Madison 
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FRIDAY = CLOSE TO ZERO! This week, it’s the 30 ROCK edition:
1. Chance “BLURG” will be added to Webster’s Dictionary this year: CLOSE TO ZERO!
2. Laughs Salma Hayek got during her guest appearances: CLOSE TO ZERO!
3. Minutes Jack can tolerate his mother without losing it: CLOSE TO ZERO!
4. Jenna Maloney’s self-confidence: CLOSE TO ZERO!
5. Number of boobs Kenneth has touched: CLOSE TO ZERO!
6. Tina Fey’s actual dance moves (bless her heart): CLOSE TO ZERO!
7. Times you’ll see the top of Frank’s head: CLOSE TO ZERO!
8. Lines Grizz and Dot Com get every week: CLOSE TO ZERO!
9. Chance you’d live after being operated on by Dr. Spaceman: CLOSE TO ZERO!
10. Chance Tina Fey will reply to your Twitter message: CLOSE TO ZERO!
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