Real World Brooklyn with MTVixen Jill: Episode #2106 Recap
Published on: February 12, 2009 – 1:37 pm by MTVixen Jill 
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Another week, another episode of the Real World.
Apparently it’s not boring enough watching these losers wandering around NYC, so for this episode, MTV organized a trip to Ryan’s hometown – EXCITING GETTYSBURG PENNSYLVANIA. With such fun places like the Victorian Photography Studio and the Somewear In Time Historical Clothing Center, who wouldn’t want to go? Look how clever they are with their puns! Hell, I already have my suitcase packed.
The episode centered around an AIDS bikeride, and some really lame 7th grade arguments between the boys and the girls that I guarantee no one in American found interesting or gave a shit about. So, for this review, I’ll be focusing on DISGUSTING KATELYNN and her inability to restrain herself from humping whatever inanimate object is closest to her and won’t punch her in the face. But first, let’s open with a quick pop quiz:
Q: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RECTANGLE AND KATELYN’S BODY?
A: NOT A FUCKING THING.
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Next, Katelynn had a STRIPPER POLE delivered to the house. MTV dedicated a good 10 minutes of footage to Katelynn stretching, before ultimately doing things to the stripper pole that I couldn’t have imagined in my darkest nightmares.
Later, the roommates were having a nice dinner with Ryan’s family, when Katelynn started complaining about how bored she was. So, she got up and looked for something to shove between her legs. Unfortunately, she found a SUPPORT BEAM and humped it for 10 minutes as everyone in the family restaurant looked on in horror. Five minutes later, she was grinding somebody’s GRANDFATHER on the dance floor like the cheap whore that she is. Lesson #1 – Run for your life, grandpa. No one, and nothing, is safe from her freshly molded mangina.
Finally, Katelynn finally told Ryan that she had a sex change. Like he didn’t know.
And that, my friends, brought another week of Real World Brooklyn drama to an end. Stay tuned for next week’s episode, when nothing happens yet again.
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February 27th, 2009
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February 28th, 2009
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March 2nd, 2009
Seriously, what happened to the recaps? i look forward to reading this stuff, it is way to funny to stop!!! i’m sure she had lots of things to say about the “fight”!!!
March 2nd, 2009
Sorry guys – I stopped writing these reviews for two reasons:
First, an online website (which shall remain nameless) was stealing my reviews almost word for word, and claiming it as their own. Really pathetic. I had to stop posting recaps until the issue was worked out, and they stopped being douchebags.
And 2, once the issue was worked out, I literally COULD NOT FORCE MYSELF TO WATCH THE SHOW. No one should have to endure such mental torture. I encourage you all to stop watching it too. You’ll be much happier.
Until next season,
-MTVixen Jill
March 3rd, 2009
Oh that’s so depressing! Don’t know if you saw the last episode Jill but you would have had a field day with Chet. He was like obsessively worrying over Ryan and when he would return home! It was ridiculous.
March 14th, 2009
Jill how could you tease us like that?! I have been waiting years for you to come back!!!! The I my reason I watch the show is to watch it and think…can’t wait to see how jill makes fun of that! LOL pleas come back.