The 10 Corniest Romantic Movie Lines Ever
Published on: February 15, 2009 – 2:37 am by Jillian Madison 
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“Dancing is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me.” . Very well, Harry. I’m sticking up my middle finger and doing the electric slide on your favorite vintage t-shirt. If you need help translating, that’s just my way of saying “you’re a corny bitch.” |
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“You’re why cavemen chiseled on walls.” . Please. Upon hearing that line, the caveman would have traded in his chisel for a NOOSE. |
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“I’m… just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” . Look, honey. Leave the losery line at home next to your favorite pillow with the angel embroidered on it – and try standing in front of the boy with a pizza and a 6 pack of beer instead. Good luck with that. |
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“God was showing off when he made you.” . Who wrote this line? JC Chasez of NSYNC? God clearly wasn’t showing off here. He was showing off when he created Sanjaya’s hair. |
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“Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.” . Where’s that? On your blow-up doll’s left breast, you huge tool? |
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“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” . This is bullshit. Love means ALWAYS having to say you’re sorry. It also means enduring holiday parties with people you can’t stand, and pretending to enjoy giving back rubs. |
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“I love you.” “Ditto.” . DITTO? What the fuck is that? It’s not a reply, it’s a piece of punctuation. If I ever told someone I loved them, and they replied with DITTO, the relationship would be over faster than Madonna could deny she went through menopause. |
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“Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.” . Too bad he didn’t DROWN HER on the lake at Naboo to spare us all from one of the worst movie lines of all time. |
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“Swoon. I’ll catch you.” . I wouldn’t trust his puny biceps to catch anything, let alone Juliette Binoche’s 85-pound body, that’s for sure. |
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“YOU… COMPLETE… ME.” . This might just be the single worst movie line of all time. It’s corny to the power of infinity. And by the way, in the real world, this line is only uttered by drunk fraternity boys hoping to get lucky, and Hannibal Lecter right before he kills you and fashions a facial mask out of your skin. |
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February 16th, 2009
Love Story-the whole movie was bullcrap, but that corny line was the first I thought of when I read your headline. Thanks for calling it like it is.
February 16th, 2009
[...] 10 Corniest Rom-Com movie lines [...]
February 17th, 2009
lmao comedy gold, get you girls writing for late night tv
February 27th, 2009
Even worse Star Wars line:
“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you. You’re everything soft and beautiful.”
Worst. Line. Ever.
March 6th, 2009
Wow! Well done, brothers!
March 26th, 2009
Number one should be the Notebook line:
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”
It’s just so dumb.
March 28th, 2009
Its not Julliette Binoche Its Kristen Scott Thomas.
April 22nd, 2009
There is apparently a great deal to study about this topic. I think you made some good points.
May 10th, 2009
no, seriously now, blow me
you all-knowing gods who just joined the interwebs, begone
all you do is make a fool of yourself, bye
May 18th, 2009
“You complete me” is a good line…it just became too overused, and then eventually cliche…still good though. The rest, suck.
May 26th, 2009
Where is “I wish I could quit you” from Brokeback Mountain? That’s an awful line.
June 11th, 2009
I am glad i discovered your site. Stumble upon strikes again. I’ll be returning frequently.
June 24th, 2009
the actors didn’t write the line you fucking douchebag.
July 15th, 2009
I think all of the romantic lines from Star Wars could have made this list lol
July 16th, 2009
“Nobody puts baby in a corner!”
July 16th, 2009
You can’t forget Twilight! (shittiest movie ever made)
“…but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroin.”
November 13th, 2009
hahaha your line about sanjaya put me in stitches.
November 23rd, 2009
Not a line but a gesture that never fails to make my skin crawl – the salute at the end of every military movie. The officer salutes the jerk sergeant, the jerk sergeant salutes the idiot junior officer. Uck. Uck. Uck.
December 21st, 2009
Titanic-You Jump, I Jump
Jerry McGuire-You had me at Hello
February 4th, 2010
I usually don’t usually post on many Blogs, however I just has to say thank you… keep up the amazing work. Ok unfortunately its time to get to school.