The Content Of This Year’s Oscar Gift Bags
Published on: February 18, 2009 – 8:46 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Award shows usually mean free gifts for celebrities. But with the state of the economy these days, helicopter tours, luxury vacations, and free Botox treatments are a thing of the past. “The country has shifted, and bling is out,” said Jane Ubell-Meyer from Madison and Mulholland.
So, what recession-proof gifts WILL be in the schwag bags this year? Read on:
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1. A BUSHEL OF HALF EATEN APPLES THAT HAVE BEEN COLLECTED FROM DUMPSTERS OUTSIDE HOLLYWOOD |
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2. AN EXACT CLAY REPLICA OF MAXI MOUND’S 36-MM BREASTS (THE GUINNESS BOOK RECORD HOLDER FOR THE WORLD’S LARGEST AUGMENTED BREASTS) |
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3. GUMMY LIGHTHOUSE CANDIES THAT LOOK NOTHING LIKE PENISES |
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4. A SLIGHTLY USED COPY OF “JESUS USE ME” BY THE FAITH TONES |
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5. THREE BABY FERRETS IN A GLASS |
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6. A SUSHI REPLICA OF A NEW COMPUTER |
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7. A CASE OF PEPSI: ICE CUCUMBER |
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8. A PAPERCLIP, ALSO KNOWN AS MACGYVER’S MULTI-TOOL |
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9. A FAST FOOD FRY HOLDER FOR YOUR CAR |
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10. EXACTLY THREE PEANUT M&M’S |
Heath Ledger’s schwag bag will go to his daughter, Matilda.
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