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The 20 Worst Haircuts On The Internet (Believe Us, We’ve Looked)

Published on: February 19, 2009 – 1:29 am by Jillian Madison Comment

1. The Rastafarian Elephant

2. The Tahitian Sunset

3. The Reverse Abraham Lincoln

4. The “Is That Real Hair?”

5. The Grass Hula Skirt

6. The “My Friends Are DEAD MEN”

7. The O’Cedar Makes My Life Easier

8.  The “I’m 17 And Failing Pre-Algebra”

9. The Radioactive Asparagas

10. The “My Double Wide Is Parked Outside”

11. The “I Can’t Afford A Hat So I’ll Make My Own”

12. The Greasy, Bald Celebrity Combover

13. The 80s Glamourshot

14. The “This Haircut Is Closed Captioned For The Retarded”

15. The Mr. T Alternative

16. The “This Is Bigger Than My Real One”

17. The Jeff Spicoli

18. The Patch Of Douchiness

19. The Buddhist Bouncer

20. The Deaf Egyptian

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  1. Ryan
    February 19th, 2009

    Woof. That makes #16 a dickhead, doesn’t it?

  2. jean
    February 19th, 2009

    LMAO the deaf egyptian

  3. Steve
    March 22nd, 2009

    Number 14 is the Creative Commons logo, not the close caption logo.
    Also, the afrohat is wicked :D

  4. Jabroney
    March 23rd, 2009

    I love that half the candidates are tea-bagging soccer fags

  5. Christ
    March 26th, 2009

    Fuck off Jabroney, and three isn’t half of twenty you bell-end. However, Ronaldo does look like a cunt in that photo. Taribo West, on the other hand, is a legend.

  6. SomeGuy
    March 27th, 2009

    My goal in live is to have all of these haircuts at some point in my life.

  7. meh
    March 27th, 2009

    where’s the chick with the ‘helicopter’ haircut?

  8. the green bastard
    March 27th, 2009

    Most of these photos were taken of people halfway through getting their head shaved who wanted to get a picture of themselves with a stupid haircut while they had the opportunity.

  9. Jabroney
    March 28th, 2009

    Taribo is the biggest ass-pirate of the bunch

  10. Jools
    March 31st, 2009

    First one looks more like a spider to me.

  11. 8
    April 5th, 2009

    Most of these are bad on purpous…

  12. Joe
    April 29th, 2009

    Just an FYI, the folks over at Mancouch have taken all 20 of your images and are displaying it on their site: http://www.mancouch.com/700402799/the-20-worst-haircuts-on-the-internet-believe-us-we8217ve-looked/?page=1&jump=1484839397&leftcmt=1#1484839397.

  13. bs
    May 4th, 2009

    Number 5 makes sense because under the skirt is the part that takes the cock.

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  15. Helix
    May 5th, 2009

    Oh, David Cook got slammmmmed. =O

  16. kellyg
    May 8th, 2009

    What the hell is wrong with me? I like david cook’s hair!

  17. FUSE
    May 15th, 2009

    Cisse’s hair is cool. (the blond Mohawk)

  18. B-man
    May 24th, 2009

    Weird, I stumbled on this twice in like, 10 minutes.

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