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Disney World Cuts Jobs And Costs At Theme Park

Published on: February 19, 2009 – 5:33 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Disney Parks and Resorts issued another round of pink slips yesterday as part of a continual effort to help them “maintain their leadership position in family tourism and reflect today’s economic realities,” according to Jay Rasulo, Parks chairman.

DISNEY’S COST-CUTTING, REVENUE GENERATING PLANS INCLUDE:

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1.The It’s A Small World attraction will now consist of a 2-minute ride on a golf cart with the Roloff’s

2.All Mickey Mouse costumes will have their right ears removed to save on manufacturing costs

3. Space Mountain will begin selling advertising space

4. NO MORE FIREWORKS. Instead, an old guy will be hired to shoot perfectly-timed flares into the night sky

5. Minnie Mouse will work nights as a pimp to generate much needed additional revenue

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  1. Thomas
    February 22nd, 2009

    The seven dwarfs will be reduced to one dwarf with multiple personalities.

  2. venessa
    May 15th, 2009

    WOW this $#!@ is funni i wonder who made this stuff up??????!!!!!!!??????!!!!!?????!!!!!?????!!!!!?????

  3. Jill
    May 15th, 2009

    I wrote the post and made the graphics. Thanks for commenting.

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