Jack Osbourne’s Mustache Makes Him Looks Like…
Published on: February 27, 2009 – 12:46 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Jack Osbourne’s been seen all over town sporting a new mustache. He’s lost a lot of weight, and looks great… except for that awful mustache. |
JACK OSBOURNE’S MUSTACHE
MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE…
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A used car salesman |
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mixed with an auto mechanic |
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with a dash or porn director |
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plus 4 parts “that tall kid with the mustache who always looked too old to be in high school.” |
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Throw in a reoccurring role on The Sopranos… |
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…and a seat at DA BEARS Superfans table, and THAT’s what Jack Osbourne’s mustache makes him look like. |
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I am not sure what this guy did to be famous. I’d nail his Mom though.
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Looks like a 70’s version of George Michael!