Home » HUMOR/SATIRE, lists

Top 10 Things That Are Green

Published on: March 17, 2010 – 9:40 am by POPHANGOVER Comment

In honor of St Patrick’s Day, here’s our obligatory Top 10 things that are green list:

1. The pools on all the foreclosed houses in Arizona

things that are green

2. Jennifer Aniston’s envy

things that are green

3. Every thought in Al Gore’s mind

things that are green

4. A-Rod’s steroid-y urine

things that are green

5. Every sweater on Season 2 of The Cosby Show

things that are green

6. A seasick smurf

things that are green

7. Chuck Norris’ blood

things that are green

8. The talking frog from Gary Busey’s last acid trip

things that are green

9. Sandra Lee’s semi-homemade tomato sauce

things that are green

10. Conan O’Brien’s lucky underwear

things that are green

(originally posted here on Pophangover on 3/17/2009)

Other posts on Pophangover:

  1. Celebrity Christmas Cards 2008
  2. Vampire Bill Compton’s eBay Feedback
  3. All About Steve: 2 Hours Of Sandra Bullock Making THIS FACE
  4. TRUEBLOCK: True Blood Sunblock
  5. National Geographic Video Games





  1. Liv
    March 17th, 2009

    This is really really funny. Thanks for the laughs.

  2. Heather
    March 17th, 2009

    I’ve seen like 7 of these lists on the web today but this is the only one that made me bust a friggin’ nut laughing. The other lists were so lame and stated obvious things. Um I need an internet list to tell me frogs are green?!

  3. Neo
    March 17th, 2009

    Jillian Madison, only you could reference A-Rod’s urine on St Patricks Day and make it truly fucking hysterical. Enjoyed the post.

  4. Eyeris
    March 17th, 2009

    That sauce looks freaking nasty… Thanks Aunt Sandy.

Comments make us happy! Add yours now:

Your gravatar (photo) will appear based on your email address. If you don't have a Gravatar, visit Gravatar.com!