These really hit home with me. I loathe Apple. I’ve had 3 ipods, that have broken within 14 months. Apple knows their product is shit – they make shit on purpose, so you have to go back and buy another $300 piece of shit.
My favorite was when my battery died just after 12 months. And they told me I had to spend $250 on a new battery. “Or just buy a new one.”
Everyone at the genius bar is rude! So true!!! You can’t even walk by an apple store in the mall without choking on the scent of their self righteousness.
BEST – POST – EVER!!!!!!! I don’t even remember how I found this site but I’m so glad I did. It’s quickly become one of my favorites. Thanx for the laughs Pophangover-
IPODS SUCK!!!!! And I hate them!!!!
I’ve literally had every one of those things happen to me. Plus more. iTunes is easily the worst piece of crap software program out there, and the fact that you HAVE to use it is asinine. It hangs, crashes computers, and takes up far too many resources.
My boyfriend and I literally smashed my ipod with a hammer (honest) and went out and bought me a $37 mp3 player….. one of the best purchases ever! And I can put whatever songs I want on it. Screw ipod.
And screw those asshats in the genius bar, which should be retitled the “just as clueless as you are about your apple product” bar.
speaking of ipods…check out a pimped out ipod touch. it was placed on an actual Pip-Boy 3000. it really looks very good. artful and unique. check it out on my blog. thanks!
[...] 1) Ever notice how week by week, as you edge ever closer to your warranty expiring, your electrical goods begin misbehaving (presumably in preparation for Epic Fail the second that piece of paper’s no good anymore…) My iPod is in Countdown To Massive Tantrum mode as we speak: so this from pophangover is a gift just for it (and me) – what you should REALLY be told in iPod ads! [...]
Was the $37 mp3 player a sandisk one. That’s what mine is and around how much it cost me. Also ITUNES SUCKS! It thinks it has the right to change my tags. Stop changing tags because I don’t use you. Do it one more time I dare you. One more time and You Are Gone. I must have been on something when I downloaded ITunes. What was going through my mind when I downloaded ITunes and Winamp. No offense Winamp users, it sucks too… at least to me.
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April 5th, 2009
haha the last one is my favorite… so true.
April 5th, 2009
I’ve seen ipod parody ads before, but these are truly f-cking HYSTERICAL. Nice job.
April 5th, 2009
These really hit home with me. I loathe Apple. I’ve had 3 ipods, that have broken within 14 months. Apple knows their product is shit – they make shit on purpose, so you have to go back and buy another $300 piece of shit.
My favorite was when my battery died just after 12 months. And they told me I had to spend $250 on a new battery. “Or just buy a new one.”
JACKOFFS – ALL OF THEM!
April 5th, 2009
Everyone at the genius bar is rude! So true!!! You can’t even walk by an apple store in the mall without choking on the scent of their self righteousness.
April 5th, 2009
BEST – POST – EVER!!!!!!! I don’t even remember how I found this site but I’m so glad I did. It’s quickly become one of my favorites. Thanx for the laughs Pophangover-
April 5th, 2009
IPODS SUCK!!!!! And I hate them!!!!
I’ve literally had every one of those things happen to me. Plus more. iTunes is easily the worst piece of crap software program out there, and the fact that you HAVE to use it is asinine. It hangs, crashes computers, and takes up far too many resources.
My boyfriend and I literally smashed my ipod with a hammer (honest) and went out and bought me a $37 mp3 player….. one of the best purchases ever! And I can put whatever songs I want on it. Screw ipod.
And screw those asshats in the genius bar, which should be retitled the “just as clueless as you are about your apple product” bar.
April 5th, 2009
If this was Facebook, I’d “like” this post!
April 5th, 2009
Sounds like more white people problems lol
April 6th, 2009
why does itunes have to update every two weeks? not even a patch, it’s always the full download. weak.
I love my Zune.
April 6th, 2009
speaking of ipods…check out a pimped out ipod touch. it was placed on an actual Pip-Boy 3000. it really looks very good. artful and unique. check it out on my blog. thanks!
April 14th, 2009
[...] 1) Ever notice how week by week, as you edge ever closer to your warranty expiring, your electrical goods begin misbehaving (presumably in preparation for Epic Fail the second that piece of paper’s no good anymore…) My iPod is in Countdown To Massive Tantrum mode as we speak: so this from pophangover is a gift just for it (and me) – what you should REALLY be told in iPod ads! [...]
June 2nd, 2009
Was the $37 mp3 player a sandisk one. That’s what mine is and around how much it cost me. Also ITUNES SUCKS! It thinks it has the right to change my tags. Stop changing tags because I don’t use you. Do it one more time I dare you. One more time and You Are Gone. I must have been on something when I downloaded ITunes. What was going through my mind when I downloaded ITunes and Winamp. No offense Winamp users, it sucks too… at least to me.
Foobar’s Da Best.