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Ridiculous Adam Lambert Items On Ebay
Published on: April 21, 2009 – 2:54 pm by Jillian Madison 
Anyone who knows me knows I loathe Adam Lambert with the fire of 10,000 suns. That can only mean one thing: he’s definitely going to be this year’s American Idol winner (I hated David Cook equally as passionately last year, and look what happened). Therefore, it is with an incredibly high level of nausea that I present to you this list of ridiculous Adam Lambert items currently for sale on eBay:
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One question: does it come with a grease stain from Adam Lambert’s head? |
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Nothing says “nighty night” like the sight of Adam Lambert’s crotch glowing on your wall. |
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How about this gorgeous Adam Lambert mousepad? Look how nicely his eyeliner brings out the pink lettering. |
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I guarantee you’ll never get robbed while carrying this Adam Lambert purse, since it screams “I HAVE NO CLASS AND OWN NOTHING WORTH STEALING.” |
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Low-end pizza plates, emblazoned with Lambert’s face and fashioned into earrings. I’ll take two! |
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Isn’t this one precious? Starting bid is just $.99 with no bidders! Yours, straight from Hong Kong with love! |
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What time is it? Time to paint your fingernails black, and shriek at the top of your lungs. |
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Thank God this is one of a kind, because if there were more than one of these in the world, I don’t think I could sleep at night without heavy medication. |
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Let’s play “Guess What’s for sale?” Is it the lady with the bedazzled shirt? Or the faux-diamond encrusted, faux-rose embellished picture frame? I DON’T WANT EITHER. |
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Someone bought a doll, combed its hair back, and applied eyeliner/lipstick to it, and is selling it as an “Adam Lambert Doll.” There is no hope for humanity. |
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Look at the craftsmanship… the attention to detail… on this Adam Lambert Nintendo DS case. Amazing. |
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A wooden trinket box! To hold your guyliner. |
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Of course, there are the obligatory Adam Lambert switchplate covers… because he looks better in the dark. |
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Oh my dear sweet Jesus, it’s an Adam Lambert shower curtain… one that depicts Adam Lambert’s head at its actual bloated size. I’m so shocked no one has bid on it! |
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Adam Lambert iPhone case. What a joke. |
AND NOW… THE MOST PATHETIC ADAM LAMBERT ITEM FOR SALE ON EBAY: THE ADAM LAMBERT “NO BOYS ALLOWED UNLESS YOUR ADAM LAMBERT” RUG
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April 21st, 2009
Sweet! Now I know where to fill all of my cheesy, white trash needs when it comes to useless American Idol paraphenalia. Particularly like the shower curtain. Makes a house a home, if you live in a trailer.
Very funny.
April 21st, 2009
jill you’ve outdone yourself with this post. your comments are priceless. oh and anyone who would want adam lamberts big huge head staring at them when they were in the shower is abnormal.
April 21st, 2009
See now, I love Adam Lambert, but even I can’t stop laughing at some of those comments. “Nothing says nighty night like Adam Lambert’s glowing crotch.” LMAO
April 21st, 2009
Typical Glambert fan – not knowing the difference between YOUR and YOU’RE.
April 21st, 2009
This is a terrifying insight into the mind of an Adam Lambert fan! I’m laughing so hard at that old woman who made the bedazzled photo frame. What in the hell?!
April 21st, 2009
That nintendo DS case is the one that got me. The photo isn’t even aligned!
April 22nd, 2009
If only the world knew what this guy does outside of IDOL, I think he would not be that popular.
This guy is a freak. He hangs with trannies, male hookers, and al other sorts of no’er do wells from the subversive side of things.
The tabloids are gonna have a field day.I guarantee it.
April 22nd, 2009
*screams excitedly* I LOVE HIM!!!! but even i wouldnt want a lot of that, but im so going to bid on that watch.
April 24th, 2009
I LOVELOVELOVE ADAM LAMBERT!!!!!!!!!
but really guys quit elling glambert fans they’re stupid, I LOVE him and i’m a gifted, A+ student, only in the 7th grade(I skipped a grade)I have nothing against Adam Lambert haters (my friends hate him) But in my opinion he is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2009
What has happened to men? This douche is only missing a boob-job to be complete.
And Jill, I thoroughly enjoyed your comments.
May 1st, 2009
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May 29th, 2009
Even when he is supposed to be a man, he looks like a drag queen. LOL.
May 29th, 2009
Oh, this beats that Clay Aiken toaster caddy by a mile.
June 3rd, 2009
Forgot to mention the er, ravioli. Seriously.
August 19th, 2009
Can I die now?
August 28th, 2009
Who are you and what is your problem?
September 8th, 2009
Wow. For hating the guy you sure spent a lot of time on him.
It’s now September and he’s the hottest thing on the Idol tour, has a song in the upcoming 2012 movie, and has been working with the biggest producers in the biz for his CD. And he didn’t even win.
February 8th, 2010
Okay so this was very funny considering how much you don’t know about Adam. He is amazing, gifted, and a very sweet person. Go ahead, knock the items but don’t knock the guy. Adam is amazingly succesful and according to me, if you think Adam “screeches” you are pretty tone deaf.
April 3rd, 2010
It’s now April of 2010 & Madame Glambert has disappeared from the scene…. THANK YOU OH LORD OF HEAVENLY HOSTS!!!!! I heard he’s hiding out in Europe because AMERICA HATES HIM for being such a sceevy perv.
May 4th, 2010
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June 12th, 2010
The author is an idiot.