Really Bad Action Figures
Published on: April 28, 2009 – 11:24 am by Jillian Madison 
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These pathetic action figures look nothing like the stars and characters they are supposed to represent:
Not even close. The doll looks like a 1920’s beer wench, while Kristin Stewart just looks like your everyday ordinary modern day wench. For $139.99, the creepy thing better get up and do my laundry.
Sorry, no. The action figure’s nose is too piggish and the eyes are way too big.
It looks like Oprah Winfrey’s corpse! YOWZA. How/why did Shaquille O’Neal approve this hideous thing?
This action figure just looks like some random half Asian dude with ill fitting eyewear. Not buying it.
Come on. This looks NOTHING like Indy.
This one looks more like an angry, sunburned Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Two words: TOTAL FAIL. This thing is an embarrassment to my childhood memory of Rocky Balboa.
That’s not Bo Duke. That’s Regis Philben in a bad toupee. AND THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWER.
If Justin Timberlake was an anorexic progeriac in desperate need of a cosmetic dentist and some cheek implants, this action figure would be dead on.
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April 28th, 2009
Kristen Stewart always looks sad! It’s SOO annoying! It’s painful to look at her.
April 28th, 2009
What you said is true, I hate to see the sylvester stallone Rocky Balboa action figure, it does not justice the star.
April 28th, 2009
The Rocky one looks more like Balki.
April 28th, 2009
Don’t think you’d really want the creepy thing to do your laundry judging from the dress she’s wearing. Your clothes might end up looking like that, too!;)
April 28th, 2009
LOL, why did they make President Obama’s teeth look like he’s been chewing bricks?!?
April 29th, 2009
The Spock one looks kinda like Sylar’s version of Spock – maybe they were just planning ahead…
April 29th, 2009
Who is Kristin Stewart?
April 30th, 2009
Justin Timberlake looks like Maury Povich.
May 1st, 2009
I think Kristen Stewart is damn HOT!! I don’t like the doll though, it really looks nothing like her.
I think the Spock action figure is ment to resemble the Zachary Quinto version of Spock.
May 2nd, 2009
Lol, my niece has the whole collection of ‘N Sync dolls. Thank God she grew out of THAT phase.