Cuchini: The Camel Toe Eraser
Published on: April 29, 2009 – 11:42 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Summer’s almost here, ladies! Are you ready? And more importantly, is your vagina ready? If it’s not, you better get your hands on the Cuchini – a brand new pad that “eliminates camel toe.”
(Yes, this is a real product with a real website. Thankfully, the entire site is written in the nasty Comic Sans font for added comedic effect. )
The CUCHINI? Couldn’t they come up with a better name? It sounds like a really bad lesbian magician’s stage name… or something a lonely old bearded man would pay to get in the back seat of his car (”come on baby, how much for THE CUCHINI?”)
Anyway, here’s the thing: of course it eliminates camel toe! You’re shoving a BICYCLE SEAT down your underwear. Look at the size of that thing! Forget a camel toe. The Cuchini could easily hide your eccentric neighbor’s Mini Cooper.
Oh, and that’s not all. The website gets really gross, and brags that “the Cuchini keeps undergarments clean.” Thanks, Cuchini people, but I could have gone to my grave without that visualization. Look, ladies. If you need a CUCHINI to keep your undergarment clean, a cameltoe is the least of your problems.
Over and out.
(Thanks for the tip, Mel!)
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April 30th, 2009
now all they have to invent is another layer of padding to keep the cuchini clean… hmmm
and comic sans is gross, it’s so 1995.
May 1st, 2009
I love “Camel Toe” and don’t mind admitting it !
May 1st, 2009
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May 4th, 2009
Do you think men would like the equivalent for themselves or are they happy with their bulges?? What do you think women?