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Pophangover’s Twitter penis is 77.6 cm long. How big is YOURS? Head over to e-penis and find out, and post the results in the comments for the world to see. (Don’t worry if it’s under 10cm – you can always overcompensate and buy an e-Ferrari.)
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Football player for Eastern Illinois University
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Basketball player for Villanova University, and later for the Chicago Bulls and Washington Bullets
DICK TRICKLE
Race car driver
PETE LaCOCK
Baseball player for the Chicaco Cubs and Kansas City Royals
PHYLLIS MANGINA
Basketball coach at Seton Hall University
RUSTY KUNTZ
Baseball player for the Detroit Tigers, and current first base coach for the Kansas City Royals
WOODY JOHNSON
Current owner of the New York Jets
FLO HYMAN
Olympic silver medalist, women’s volleyball
WANG MANLI
Olympic speed skater
IVANA MANDIC
Basketball player for University of Carolina at Charlotte
WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:
May 4th, 2009
2.5cm … seriously!?!?!
May 7th, 2009
Ok, mine is 4.6 cm.
Paula Deen’s is 138 feet and Guy Fieri’s is over 1000 feet.
Pardon me while I go kill myself.
*laughing*
July 15th, 2009
18.8cm I won’t complain.
December 11th, 2009
8146.1cm… wow… Talk about a crazy long penis. I may have a short name, but the e-penis is longer than a football field or 2.