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How Big Is Your Twitter Penis?

Published on: May 4, 2009 – 12:30 am by Jillian Madison Comment

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Pophangover’s Twitter penis is 77.6 cm long. How big is YOURS? Head over to e-penis and find out, and post the results in the comments for the world to see. (Don’t worry if it’s under 10cm – you can always overcompensate and buy an e-Ferrari.)

Other posts on Pophangover:

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  2. Sir, Your Head Is Shaped Like A Penis
  3. If The 80s Had Twitter
  4. John Mayer’s Twitter: Cornier Than Ever
  5. If Oprah’s On Twitter, Can Our Grandmothers Be Close Behind?





  1. Ace
    May 4th, 2009

    2.5cm … seriously!?!?!

  2. Lana
    May 7th, 2009

    Ok, mine is 4.6 cm.
    Paula Deen’s is 138 feet and Guy Fieri’s is over 1000 feet.

    Pardon me while I go kill myself.
    *laughing*

  3. Mel
    July 15th, 2009

    18.8cm I won’t complain.

  4. Ed
    December 11th, 2009

    8146.1cm… wow… Talk about a crazy long penis. I may have a short name, but the e-penis is longer than a football field or 2.

  5. ChaoticRadio
    July 8th, 2010

    15cm, not too shabby until you convert it to inches ;(

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