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The 25 Ugliest and Stupidest Tattoos Ever

Published on: May 4, 2009 – 3:53 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

A continuation of our 15 Worst Tattoos Of All Time list:

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Nothing says “wedding at 4 outside our double wide trailer” like a tattooed marriage proposal.

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He’s clearly giving that middle finger to his treadmill.

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Judge Judy would lock you up and throw away the key.

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Really? So was my grandmother. Is it really worth bragging about?

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A tattoo of a woman with a zombie face and deformed breasts. Lovely.

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Perhaps you should have gotten a pedicure before showing off your lame tattoo.

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One of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

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Looks like a retarded Bobby Brady, doesn’t it?

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War, what is it good for? Ugly tattoos, apparently.

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I have no idea who these people are, but why are they making those ugly faces?

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I don’t want to know Jack. Thanks.

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I didn’t realize skulls had eyelashes, or the need for tampons.

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For those who can’t remember to add the fabric softener?

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I’d love to punch the ignorant moron with the 1-inch penis who got this repulsive tattoo.

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Jesus loves me, this I know, for my ugly tattoo told me so…

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Not enough testosterone in your body for a real Adam’s apple? No problem!

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The sad part is, that “nipple” is probably his penis.

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This is supposed to be the old New England Patriots logo. Awful!

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“Zoinks” is an understatement.

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Wow. A face in some lettuce. I won’t sleep for a week.

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Easily one of the ugliest tattoos I’ve ever seen.

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Yikes. It’s nice to love your family and all, but damn.

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MEAT CURTAINS. With spider webs and flies. How classy.

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Keep eating that McDonalds and see what happens to that tattoo.

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Oprah wishes she still looked like that.

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WHY!

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  1. yucki1
    May 4th, 2009

    holy mother flipping hell

  2. Natalie
    May 5th, 2009

    Some of these look like a kid’s drawing…wtf!

  3. dafeedil
    May 5th, 2009

    Wow, they look like they were done by students at PJ’s Tattoo and Beauty Kollege. I do kinda like that camel toe, tho, funny.

  4. FupDuckTV
    May 5th, 2009

    I love the Atlas Boob one… Classy!

  5. yucki1
    May 6th, 2009

    iccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck

  6. pinkeye
    May 6th, 2009

    is that owen wilson in that mount rushmore masterpiece?

  7. yucki1
    May 6th, 2009

    was wondering the same thing pink haha

  8. Cory
    May 7th, 2009

    Atlas is such a badass that he can carry the whole world, but even a greek god is struggling with that saggy tit.

  9. Ben
    May 29th, 2009

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the people in the Mount Rushmore tattoo are none other than Judas Priest. It’s a crappy tattoo for sure but a great, classic metal band. Go Priest!

  10. Amelia
    June 19th, 2009

    It’s fucking JUDAS PRIEST in the Mount Rushmore piece, assholes. Lrn2metal.

  11. splashy
    June 29th, 2009

    I think the lettuce face is supposed to be the Green Man – an ancient nature/pagan deity. I’ve never seen him depicted with veggies on either side of his face, though! (google it and hit “images”)

  12. Alorelith Rose
    July 15th, 2009

    The ‘lettuce face’ is the Green Man, a pagan nature diety. He represents the harvest which is probably why there are fruits and veggies around him.

  13. jenny
    July 17th, 2009

    WHY???? I don’t understand why……there isn’t enough alcohol in the world to make me get any of these tattoos.

  14. Scott
    August 31st, 2009

    I think the tattoo of those guys making stupid faces is supposed to be Judas Priest

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