If you like to take naps in waiting rooms, then this post is for you! Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Snazzy Napper… a device so incredibly ridiculous it make the Snuggie look clever. An object that makes idiots susceptable to robbery and assault, all while disguising you as a tackily dressed Saudi woman. It’s definitely the lamest product we’ve seen in a long time.
So put all your valuables in a little pouch, and then fall asleep in public. BRILLIANT! I’ll take two!
(Thanks to IveGottaCrow95 for the hilarious email and heads-up)
May 11th, 2009
I know Negroes tend to dress in a much louder distinct manner, but this is just off the charts.
May 11th, 2009
“negroes”?
May 11th, 2009
I know, right? Biff Hooper is a racist moron who must be living in 1952 Alabama.
May 13th, 2009
Dude, I’m from Alabama and nobody I know would have said that.
May 25th, 2010
that is not cool why would youj even think about dressing like that. that is something form the 20’s
May 25th, 2010
! thats like freakin races you dont just say that to someone.
June 16th, 2010
Just so yall know, this is for a scholarship. People make prom dresses out of duck tape. Go to ducktapeprom.com and see for yourself.