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7 Things I Learned From Adam Lambert

Published on: May 29, 2009 – 11:09 am by Jillian Madison Comment

I’m Jillian Madison. And I hate Adam Lambert. I’ve hated him since his first screechy note during auditions, and I’ve hated him and his growing ego throughout each one of his overrated, overhyped, overglorified performances during the season.

However, since Idol ended last week, I’ve had some time to reflect and grow. And I’ve come to the realization that Adam Lambert isn’t all bad. He did teach me a few very important life lessons along the way:

1. There is such a thing as too much makeup


You may think you look like a funky, androgynous hipster, but you don’t. You look like a gothic douchebag with no clue how to apply the $4 Maybelline eyeliner and mascara you just picked up at CVS.

2. Never wear a poodle on your head


Drag can be entertaining and funny, but not so much if you’re sporting a wig that looks like it was made out of Dolly Parton’s old pubic hair.

3. Never get Rosie O’Donnell’s old haircut


It’s 2009. Why is Lambert still sporting the 1992 “lesbian chic” half-shaved mullet with the bang combover?

4. No matter how much you suck, some losers will still like you


No matter how lame you are, a few people will always like you just because they think it’s cool and edgy to do so. Even if you’re an overrated, minimally talented douchebag like Lambert, some tools will still idolize you and want to talk to you… not because you’re awesome, but because they developed an abnormal parasocial relationship with you while you were on TV.

5. Getting publicly dissed by Clay Aiken means you suck


You know what? I completely agree with Clay Aiken’s assessment of Lambert. After seeing his Ring Of Fire performance, Aiken called Lambert “contrived, awful, and slightly frightening.” He’s right. Still though, how much do you have to suck to get publicly dissed by CLAY AIKEN?! Sorry, Lambert, that’s comically sad.

6. Make appropriate fashion choices


There’s a time and a place for ornate, bedazzled shoulder bras. The time is never, and the place is on set of the latest Hellraiser movie.

7. Unfortunately, Pro-Activ doesn’t help everyone

So thank you, Adam, for teaching me all these valuable lessons. I’m forever indebted. Now I’ll go back to counting down the days until you’re out of my face. Luckily, that will happen sooner than later, because the American public has an attention span shorter than Jackie Chan’s penis after a 30 minute swim in frigid waters… leaving us Lambert haters to laugh and frolick whimsically as he fades off into a pool of shallow obscurity like the rest of the Idols that came before him.

(don’t forget to visit our sister site WeHateIdol.com for more Anti-Lambert news, photos, and reviews!)

Other posts on Pophangover:

  1. Ridiculous Adam Lambert Items On Ebay
  2. Photo: Katy Perry’s Adam Lambert Cape Controversy
  3. Is Adam Lambert’s CD Cover Art The Ugliest Of All Time?
  4. VIDEO: Adam Lambert Falling, Sucking Ass At AMA’s
  5. An American Idol Venn Diagram





  1. Michael Pieri
    May 29th, 2009

    Oh come on Jill, tell us how you really feel :)

  2. Dan
    May 29th, 2009

    EPIC. I’m sick of this punk’s face. It has nothing to do with him being gay, either. I’m gay myself, and hate when people try to pull that card (”oh you don’t like him because he’s gay!”) Whatever.

    Aiken (and you) have the balls to express your negative opinions of this media golden boy in public, and I respect that immensely.

    Keep it up.

  3. Alexis
    May 29th, 2009

    Loved it!!! You’re like the one voice of reason for the rest of us Adam Lambert haters. It seems like every other moron with a blog is kissing his ass.

  4. Morgan
    May 29th, 2009

    Oh god. Finally someone that actually knows good music!! Thank you!! I hate him so much. He is so overrated. He did not deserve a standing ovation. He screams, screeches, and what the hell? Why the hell is he going so high in his notes?! It sounds terrible!! He must be tone deaf, all girls that love him must be tone deaf!! Ugh I can’t stand him! Even his look. He looks like he is 40, the nail polish needs to go and so do the Michael Jackson gloves. He is not unique whatsoever. He is unoriginal and awful. He can’t sing a normal song without making it sound like an orgasm is happening!

    Jeez I hate him and he is quite a drama queen
    STUPiD GLAMBERT. I hate him .

  5. Michael Pieri
    May 29th, 2009

    Lambert is just a giant poser. He “accidentally” leaks photos of him shoving his tongue down boys’ throats, and then won’t admit they he’s gay? He just says “Oh keep speculating about it.”

    He’s doing exactly what he’s accusing Clay Aiken of doing: stunts for publicity.

    Lambert is pathetic. Thanks for calling it how it is.

  6. haterade
    May 29th, 2009

    thank you. the thing about it is that yes, he can sing very high, but why does he have to do it in every fucking song. its so ridiculously self indulgent. not to mention the fact that his tone when he sings in his upper register his tone is really awful. earlier this season they compared him to jeff buckley. the problem with that is that although lamberts range is comparable to buckleys, jeffs tone in his high falsetto was pure and beautiful, and lamberts is just shrill and shreaky and weird because he for some reason feels the need to stick his tongue out when he sings. fucking bizarre how much acclaim hes getting. oh yeah, and also, its so fucking contrived. none of his performances are emotionally delivered, theyre all theatrical and over-the-top. he doesnt write these songs, he just makes gay sexy eyes at the camera and sings breathy and dramatically. really ridiculous.

  7. anti adam
    May 29th, 2009

    I completely agree. I think Adam Lambert is way too over-publicized. I believe the show, this season, was rigged. The judges just happened not to ever have a bad comment for Adam, what is up with that? Paula pegged him as the winner from the beginning. He REALLY is NOT THAT GOOD. His performances are way over the top, and his singing is always way to high, it gives me a headache because it is that screechy. I don’t know, but I am definitely not an Adam fan. Also, he is definitely a goth-version of Joe Jonas. The judges, and this show, are giving him a big head. Again, he is not that good.

  8. chickie
    May 29th, 2009

    Thank you!!! You are so right! well I don’t care about the gay part, i don’t care if he’s gay, I just hate his screaming! i can’t take it, ugh! just sing, i know he can sing but he just comes out screeching and screaming in falcetto. he sounds the same everytime…lame!

  9. Deanna
    May 29th, 2009

    Hilarious, and so true.

  10. Yeah that!
    May 29th, 2009

    I’m glad SOMEONE in the media has the balls to tell it like it is regarding this guy. You must be the only one NOT in American Idol’s back pocket because it sure seems everyone else is touting this freak to high heaven.

    I agree with you (and Clay Aiken)100%

  11. Jack
    May 29th, 2009

    Wow – you are good………

    You do have a way with words and can tell it like it is.

  12. Courtney
    May 29th, 2009

    BRAVO! I just finished reading the BWE.tv interview and wanted to throw up. This article was really hysterical and I couldn’t have said it better myself.

    Kudos to you for speaking your mind and your opinions and not kissing his ass like every other publication!

  13. mark
    May 29th, 2009

    You are so right about the 7 Things. I am sure as time goes on more can be added to your list of 7. Let’s just see where Mr. Lambert is in 7 years or even 1 year.

  14. lets get real
    May 29th, 2009

    Here’s the 8th thing learned about Adam Lamebert. If you proclaim that you are honest, living your life openly and then try to deny or hide it later someone will find the truth and expose them for what they are…

    http://profiles.friendster.com/3761487

    Lying by omission is still a lie.

  15. dafeedil
    May 29th, 2009

    Jillian, did you ever know that you’re my hero? If it weren’t for you, I really would think I’m losing my mind for completely despising this untalented freak, while most of the world is apeshit over him. I CAN NOT freaking stand him, and just can’t wait til all these fanatics ditch him for the new “cool thing” of the week. Hopefully all the Clay fans (same kind of fanatics, a little bit less overzealous) will lay into Glambert for saying what he did about Clay. Somebody, make this whole thing go away. One more thing, poor Kris, he won this freaking thing an their acting like this weirdo did. ps, somebody linked this page over on TMZ :)

  16. Sammi
    May 29th, 2009

    He makes my ears bleed too. He butchered Ring of Fire so I have to agree with Clay.

    Great blog!

  17. Duke
    May 29th, 2009

    Is it just me, or does he look like a woman trying to impersonate Wayne Newton?

  18. Kelly
    May 29th, 2009

    You are an idiot. Seriously. Umm, ok, when performing with Kiss, that is how you dress. Clay Aiken is an absolute loser and I guess a few morons like you must like him. You need to get a grip. Funny, people are still referring to Kris as “that other dude”. Pretty sad really when people don’t even know your name. Adam has millions of fans and one loser like yourself trying to get attention is not going to matter. Do yourself a favor, go to youtube and listen to him sing opera and then come back and tell me this nonsense. OMG…lol…..did you seriously defend Howdy Doody Aiken? WOW, it all makes sense to me now. You have zero taste. Period.

  19. Gus
    May 29th, 2009

    Thank you for finally telling it like it is. This guy thinks he’s all that and then some and he’s far from it. Not a fan of American Idol at all but my kids are. Got stuck watching it one night and saw this guy and laughed. Who is he sleeping with, Ryan Seacrest? Or is he blowing the producers? Probably both.

    Talented? Maybe talented in showing what real talent ISN’T is more like it. Gay? Who cares about that. The show is supposed to be looking for talent and this guy ain’t got it.

    As my daughter says he is a POSER. F’ him and the horse he rode in on. Nevermind that, he’d probably like it. Enough of this jerk already.

  20. Jake
    May 29th, 2009

    Ahaha..look at all the Adam haters. Do you all feel better now that you bashed Adam? I seriously don’t understand the hate- except for the homophobes. Adam is so nice and friendly and you all bash him like he is a dog. Adam is an amazing singer and a great person. He is not a “freak.” Give me a break you idiots. He has more talent in a black fingernail than all of you have in your whole body. And getting publicly dissed by Clay Aiken was because Clay Aiken tried to MEET Adam on the set of AI and got rejected they wouldn’t let him. So he was bitter and has APOLOGIZED to Adam for what he said (because Clay wants some Adam if you know what I mean). Adam’s outfits rock and that is just obvious hate because you can’t think of a good reason not to like him. Get a life, folks.

  21. Marty
    May 29th, 2009

    I love this!! Thank you !!! You are very creative.

    I am so tired of hearing about Adam. He is a flash in the pan……and so full of himself!!

  22. Duke
    May 29th, 2009

    JILLIAN!! DUCK!!! HERE THEY COME!!!!

    Craziest fan base from American Idol EVER (and there have been some real loonies out there)

  23. mom_shell
    May 29th, 2009

    poor Adam, he wouldn’t be able to sleep knowing how you feel about him LOL. The loser here is YOU because you couldn’t come up with something on your own to attrack attention so you have to try and bash someone that is unique, talented, cool, sexy…..seriously “get a life you sucker”

  24. donsnana
    May 29th, 2009

    To Jake above…….Music is subjective……what is good to someone is not good to another. That is why we have so many different kinds of artists who are successful.

    I am tired of being accused of being homophobic because I don’t like Adam. AND, I am tired of hearing all the made up rumors that are being circulated to make Adam look good.

    Please, say you like Adam and why…….that I would respect. All the other stuff is crap and doesn’t matter.

  25. Deanna
    May 29th, 2009

    I’ve got to laugh at kelly who posted above. I think Adams screeching knocked a few nuts loose.

  26. Jake
    May 29th, 2009

    Ok, I understand if you don’t like Adam’s voice. What I don’t understand is why some people want to call him a “freak” and say mean things about him. It’s not his fault he gets all the attention from the media. He has done everything short of saying “I’m gay” to show everyone he is gay. The media just doesn’t get it. And then the haters say he won’t admit it blah blah..well it’s really no one’s business anyways. That’s why he is in the media all the time. And you all seem annoyed by that.

  27. Terry
    May 29th, 2009

    Jake above – I see you believe tabloids huh? You actually believe that Clay Aiken got thrown out of the studio after trying to meet Adam Lambert? Better check the facts again and see that the contestants weren’t even there when Clay Aiken was there. They didn’t come for rehearsal until HOURS later. Clay was there to visit friends in the offices with his son, did his visit and left. Not thrown out, but I know it’s what you want to believe. Too bad and so sad for you.

    This is about Adam Lambert and if that guy can’t take criticism about one performance, then he better get his sorry ass out of the business. He’s been trying to make it for 10+ years now and this was his lost shot. So he’s another runner-up. Let’s see where he is in another 6 years and if anyone is trying to hang to his coattails as he says. He’s got to have a coattail to begin with and right now, he’s without one. If he’s still around then we’ll talk.

  28. Miki
    May 29th, 2009

    You better get used to him because he will be around for quite a while. Incredible voice, very talented artist and a great performer. He’s not going anywhere, ey

    As for his private life, you all need to get a life and not care so much about his. Gay, bi, straight is does not matter.
    You’re not telling it like it is, you’re telling it like you think it is…but that’s ok, people have subjective opinions, I just wish they would be more respectful when they make them public. Weak chances there, I guess.

    I wish I could meet you face to face. I’M SURE I could find one or two things to say about your physical appearance ;)

  29. This is Funny!
    May 29th, 2009

    Here come the Glamberts to their defend their talentLESS and overrated hero.

    Run everyone, run for cover.

    The Claymates are tame compared to this sick bunch. LOL

  30. sidd
    May 29th, 2009

    I fear you will forever live in a nightmare of anger and hatred…go read Jean-Paul Sartre’s ‘No Exit’ sounds like your state…I feel for you…to be stuck in hell…but maybe you are putting yourself there, why are you still thinking about him?…why don’t you refocus all your energy on something that will make you happy…the time you spend in ‘No Exit’ is only draining you of energy and your life…why would you give to Adam Lambert all the energy and attention that you think he does not deserve? Feels to me that you are obsessed in your own way…like his fans, obsession is obsession…THIS is YOUR ‘No Exit’…good luck with that…but if you want to feel happiness I’d step away because the only way angry people can feel happiness is to shed that hatred and go do something fun…I just don’t psychologically get why you would waste energy on this…unless you are secretly very attracted to something in his being…or you are so upset with the way your life is that you feel the need to take it out on others…please for you well being…refocus on something that will make you happy.

    happy weekend to you, and may you find the light..but seriously go read ‘No Exit’….nobody wants to be stuck there.

  31. Mike
    May 29th, 2009

    This is a good “tongue-in-cheek” article. Thank you!!

    I think that people would like Adam more if his over the top fans would stop trying to push him into our faces. Then, when someone says they don’t like Adam, the silly fans get personal and say hateful things.

    Personally, I don’t like or dislike Adam. I find his fans to be annoying.

  32. Amanda
    May 29th, 2009

    People like you make me sick. It’s fine to hate someone b/c you don’t like their type of music, but to hate on someone for things like this? Are you 12 years old? I don’t believe that people who spend this much time hating on someone really hates them, but rather that they love them so much they don’t know what to do w/ themselves.

    It just proves that at least he makes you react. He makes you think and take notice. And that’s what Adam’s all about. You people are a bunch of losers, and I don’t see why you waste you precious time on hating. Do you not have enough love in you life?

    Adam is so much better than all of you. He would never ever say anyting like this about anyone, no matter what someone said to him. He has class. He is a sweet, talented and cool guy. He is way better than all of you. I feel sorry for your families, for your kids who have to live with someone so full of hate just b/c they can’t take someone wanting to look different. What is so wrong about different?

    What is so wrong with individuality?

    Well, what do I know, I’m just a girl from Europe who is disgusted with the way I see American people treat Adam. And treat people who stands out, for that matter.

    Why can’t you all just love a little more?

  33. copingincalifornia
    May 29th, 2009

    YOU ROCK!!! What a fab article. Adam is a jerk and he will get his. He is already starting to believe his own hype. Brilliant post!

  34. Sasha
    May 29th, 2009

    You know what? This is the best Adam Lambert article I’ve read, anywhere, anytime. I love it. You have a new fan.

    (The Lambert fans are even more annoying than Lambert himself)

  35. Mike
    May 29th, 2009

    Amanda………..thanks for your post. You just made my point.

    Over the top fans do Adam a disservice.

    Your obviously haven’t done any homework on the guy. Nice and sweet?? OH NO!!!

    He might be an OK guy, but he does open his mouth and insert foot!!!

  36. Jillian She is MORON
    May 29th, 2009

    Hey, You all Adam haters…
    DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE MUCH BETTER PERSON THAN ADAM ?????????????????
    ABSOLUTELY NOT…

    WHY ???
    BECAUSE YOU ARE TALKING TRASH ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE…THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL, DID HE DO YOU WRONG ????
    YOU JUST JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE BOOK.

    YOU all guys are so narrow-minded, so HYPOCRITE!!!

    Regardless, what Adam and Kris is in person is none of your business.
    Just deal with your life, and stop trashing…
    You just create SIN if you are doing so and if you are religious
    and if i guess you are not religious person, then you are no different with the devil itself as you are mocking God’s creature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hope God forgives you!

  37. Tracey
    May 29th, 2009

    You sound pathetically jealous! You and Clay are a lot alike. You both say really stupid things to try and get attention.

  38. Mike
    May 29th, 2009

    See………..I told you above……….Adam fans are his worst enemy.

    How can a sane person even respond to someone like “Jillian She Is Moron.

  39. jeff
    May 29th, 2009

    Lamebert is already showing his true colors. He completely toned himself down and thought he would win AI. When Kris is there he acts all gracious and kind to Kris.

    What Adam’s comment about Clay (after Clay had the guts to apologize) is just draw more attention to himself. Everyone is talking about how poor Adam was dissed by Clay, but Clay only repeated pretty much what Simon said after the ROF performance–the media twisted it all out of proportion. Adam could have graciously accepted the apology and would have gotten just as many headlines, but he chose to throw a bash back showing his true character. Adam has also bashed Gene Simmons.

    If Adam was current on the news he would have known Clay has been in the headlines for appearing on 30Rock, two successful Spamalot runs, became a father and came out which provided plenty of headlines. All Clay has to do is sneeze and he is in the news. So, I wonder who was actually catching the other’s coattails? The name Clay Aiken makes news.

    One last thing–expect AI to try to promote a fan war here. It’s stupid, but it gets AI and their chosen one lots of attention. I hope Clay fans don’t participate and Adam fans need to get a clue about the way AI manipulates.

  40. Ray
    May 29th, 2009

    AI has tried to manipulate a fan war. Let’s not get caught up in it because it only puts $ in AI’s pockets.

    Adam is a tool for allowing them to use him like that. And obviously Clay’s comment bothered him. Adam better get used to it, he is one of the most polarizing contestants of all time and there will be plenty more comments like that coming his way. Let’s see if he can stand six years of it like Clay has been able to do.

  41. Sarah
    May 29th, 2009

    Why don`t you go and KILL yourself!!!!!!!!! REALLY!
    You are like five years old! And i am glad that idiot …
    SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE, AND THIS ONLY PROVES THAT YOU ARE ONE SAD PERSON I THINK MOST OF YOU ARE…AND IT IS REALLY SAD :(
    Person`s like you will destroy this planet !
    But what the heck, make you life complete… And Clay Who?? I`ve never heard the guy before…
    Laughin !!!

  42. Duke
    May 29th, 2009

    ^^^^^ Lamebot alert!!!!! Clean up in Aisle 9!!! Now they’re moved on to wishing people would KILL themselves!!!! Dear Lord, what is the world coming to.

  43. br
    May 29th, 2009

    Gee, Adam, some one doesn’t think you’re all that??? Me, either! And you know what? You need to achieve something before you have any coattails to hang onto.

  44. Walt
    May 29th, 2009

    I laughed my ass off when I read Aiken’s comments last week and I’m laughing my ass off right now reading your blog. A-freaking-men sistah! I have two sons in their mid-twenties and they ride their old man pretty hard for watching American Idol to begin with, but they themselves were screaming at the TV the night Lambert sang with KISS and what’s left of Queen. Is this guy a rocker? No way in hell. According to my sons, he’s a high school theater geek, attention loving wannabe emo who’s trying to fool America with all the hair dye, make up and nail polish into thinking he’s actually unique.

    So what am I doing here reading this blog? Temp disability-too much time on my hands.

    What’s a glambert? I had a tetanous shot last month. Am I safe?

  45. Vomit
    May 29th, 2009

    Really. I don’t know any women who wear as much makeup as madam as often as he does. And to top it all off, it doesn’t help his fugly face one iota. Pophangover wins again!

  46. dafeedil
    May 29th, 2009

    Don’t these fanatical asshole Madame Glambert idiots have anywhere else to go to cream over this freak? They just HONESTLY CAN NOT STAND the fact that not everyone out there loves their little cover girl, can they? I can’t freaking stand him, he had absolutely NO BUSINESS being on American Idol. He’s one of THE nastiest MF’s I’ve seen in a long time. I read someone say that he’s “a good role model”, and the woman was freaking serious! Good role model for who? These people all drank the same kool-aid, because I don’t freaking get it. I can’t wait for all this hype to go away. I want to see if in 2 years all these over the top idiots are still loving and defending Adam. I seriously doubt it, in fact, I’d like to get all these idiots to make a bet with me.

  47. dafeedil
    May 29th, 2009

    hi vomit :), lol. I put a LITTLE bit of make up on when I’m going out somewhere, and usually a little bit of lip color, that’s it, and I’m a girl (born one, not pretending to be one), for God’s sake.

  48. orion70
    May 29th, 2009

    holy shit, some of these posts are actually a little scary. you’d swear PH was in here insulting their mothers. I hope I never feel strongly enough about an “artist” to tell people to go kill themselves *cough*batshitcrazyfans*cough*

    I don’t follow AI, but I checked out how this guy butchered the Queen song, and I agree wholeheartedly with people who’ve posted on his shrill, screechy singing. And this guy is about as goth as the little old lady that lives next door if she painted her nails black and colored her hair. He aint no rockstar thats for sure.

    also: wtf is up with his lips?

  49. dafeedil
    May 29th, 2009

    To Orion70, you don’t know the half of it. These people are complete fanatics, over a non-talented weirdo that they saw sing 3 minutes a week. It’s downright frightening how these people act, like this freak is the second coming of Christ himself. I’m telling you what, I think 90% of these people that are obsessing over him have serious issues they need to work out, what in the hell makes somebody go insane over someone like this?. Whatever you do, DON’T tell any of these buffoons you like Kris Allen better and thought he had lots more talent. If they could have ripped my lungs out through the computer, they would have. ps, I think he’s got herpes simplex going on there with his lip. Nothing to worry about, really, just a mild form of herpes, not contagious (oops, yes it is), really. Don’t need to worry ’bout getting any disease from that guy, no siree.

  50. BleedingEars
    May 29th, 2009

    Damn. Clay Aiken has just become my new hero. Whodathunk?

  51. Emily
    May 30th, 2009

    I just want to point out that sticking your tongue out is a singing technique. And that people who say stuff like “Why does he have to stick his tongue out in every song” just make themselves look like idiots.

    BTW, I’m a huge Adam fan, but I think “I’m king of the emo losers! Hear me screech!” Is really funny.

  52. susan
    May 30th, 2009

    Your blog made me laugh. It was great, I agree with every word. Lamebert seems to be a arrogant jerk. He has made my ears bleed more than once.

  53. anya
    May 30th, 2009

    Jillian,
    the most damning thing I can say about your blog was – it wasnt even funny – it’s hostile sarcasm fell flat and makes you look like a drivelling, small minded little ass. And I wonder what you look like? I bet its a bit unattractive.
    Cheers
    A

  54. Aaron Go Braaaahh
    May 30th, 2009

    Nope, Jill and Michelle are both pretty damn fine. Maybe you should look at some photos and then try another insult.

    Cheers!
    Aaron

  55. eyeris
    May 30th, 2009

    This is too funny! I agree with every one of your assessments about Lambert. Made me laugh out loud a few times to boot

    To the rest of the morons saying to make it about the music, WHY SHOULD WE? Lambert hasn’t! Idol hasn’t! They make it a personality contest, a wardrobe contest, and until that changes we have every right to critique it.

  56. micha
    May 30th, 2009

    jill is hot
    i’d do her and i have harsh standards
    fail anya
    fuck lambert

  57. Sam i am NOT
    May 30th, 2009

    i like lambert and even i thought this was funny!

    i could not care less who is hot and who is not. but i can tell you, whoever said the worst thing about lambert is his fans is 100% right. they are awful and rabid. and even worse, hypocritical. they come here and insult you, for insulting Adam? please. grow up.

  58. pwnzord
    May 30th, 2009

    You guys are just jealous that he is rich and you’re not. I, for one, think that his version of ‘mad world’ was the best I’ve ever heard.

  59. dafeedil
    May 30th, 2009

    Jezz, Jillian, you opened a can of worms here, didn’t you? Who woulda thunk? Madame Glambert’s “fans” will have your head on a stake. How dare you sully the good name of Madame? Oh, I dare say he’s beautiful inside and out. I’m going to give up my life and everything I have to follow Madame around the country!!! I’ll make him love me, I’ll be the one to change him!!! MADAME!!! MADAME!!! I’M COMING FOR YOU!!! ps, pwnzord, how in the HELL do you figure Madame is rich? I suppose he must be to keep himself in designer women’s clothing and Chantecaille cosmetics, and I imagine he spend a FORTUNE on pillowcases. He probably ruins one a night sleeping with 18 layers of concealer and pock mark spackle on that butt ugly face.

  60. dafeedil
    May 30th, 2009

    Here’s Madame getting herself all gussied up for another mag cover, no doubt! So nice to see Madame takes pride in how well her finger and toe nails are maintained! Don’t most gals, when placing 2nd in a singing contest, sashay themselves to the nearest nail salon for a manicure and a pedicure? I know I sure would!!!! Lookin’ FAB, Madame!! http://picture.belga.be/belgapicture/editorial/all/coverage/968568.html

  61. BleedingEars
    May 30th, 2009

    From pwnzord: “You guys are just jealous that he is rich and you’re not.”

    Clay Aiken is 1000 times richer.

  62. Jillian, you are so shallow
    May 31st, 2009

    Shame on you, Jillian!
    First of all, I am Allison’s fan..I find Kris and Adam are good people.
    The only bad people here is YOU!
    I wish that your friends and family are taking good care of you..Is this you are born to do ?
    Live ur own life..
    Just because you are born normal, and with very shallow personality, does not mean that you can pin point people.
    This really remembers me that in school, people keep bullying those who expressed themselves differently.
    You are such a disgrace!

  63. sam
    May 31st, 2009

    So, this is my first visit to this blog. I came here to read another post, and followed the link to this one just to get a sense of this website’s style. And…

    Wow, such a hostile piece you have here. Did you get rejected personally by him or something? For someone who doesn’t know Adam Lambert in anything but a superficial way, you make some rather unwarranted and factually unquantifiable remarks. (Perhaps you could explain the “douchebag” comments? Since when are good manners and common sense when speaking of others bad things? But if you’ve never possessed or appreciated them, perhaps its hard to recognize them.) I know it’s all “opinion” which is how predictably fashionable garbage like this piece, espousing hatred of anything popular without any veritable or well-reasoned ballast to back up the vitriol, escapes libel suits, despite the obvious intent of malice.

    Get a grip for goodness sakes. Is it that hard to watch a talented, charismatic personality trying to make his dreams come true, and succeeding as himself, that horrible for you to stomach? I mean, I know you have given up all hope on achieving your dreams, considering that you’re writing for this blog, but don’t take your disappointment out on others. Seriously, where is this all coming from? It must be horrible to be your friend (assuming you have any). There’s so much negativity in the world already and you decide to publish this atrocity? Grow a heart for Pete’s sake and come back when you have something of value to offer the world. Because what you have here is worthless and makes me not wish to read anything else you have done.

  64. John
    May 31st, 2009

    Go Sam!!!
    I really enjoy your response to this Z minus post.
    Someone need to teach this Junk Girl a lesson.
    I bet she need therapy.

    and Jil, yes you suck, gal!

    As a blogger, you already out of line..people don’t visit ur blog to read hatred.

  65. orion70
    May 31st, 2009

    oh give me a break people, you came here expecting a group hug, kitties and lollipops ? the blog says “heavy on the sarcasm”, get a clue…..and it is the reason why I love it here.

    also @ “Jillian you are so shallow”…. you might want to “remember yourself” a few more things about school..like how to write. Take John with you when you go.

  66. Lauren
    May 31st, 2009

    Jillian, know what I love about you? You keep it REAL. You don’t ass kiss for interviews or website traffic (and as a staff writer for a national entertainment magazine I know how the game is played so I respect you even more). You do your thing and share your opinion fearlessly, knowing full well you’ll get insulted and harassed by people who disagree with you.

    Sometimes I agree with you (like now). Sometimes, I don’t. But I still love reading every word that comes out of your mouth.

    NOW EVERYBODY READ THIS NEXT PART:
    ***********************************

    The entire media kisses Lambert’s ass. Why? As my editor blatantly told me, it’s because he doesn’t want the publication to be branded as homophobic. Because that’s the first thing simple minded morons come back with: “You don’t like him cause he’s gay!” And this blog thread proves that my editor is right. So the Lambert ass kissing continues.

    And Pophangover, Jillian Madison, you’re the sole voice of fearless reason, and I think you’re funny as hell.

    Keep it up girl.

  67. South Ellis
    May 31st, 2009

    I’m an editor of a fairly major regional blog and I’ll tell you one thing: a lot of people don’t want to read hatred. Even though they think it, they don’t want to read about it. They want to ignorantly choke down reality and pretend everything is happy and hunky dory. God forbid you insult one of their stars! You’ll alienate people! Your blog will lose money (but since you don’t even have advertising other than the useless Google it seems you don’t care about the money).

    BUT – alas, as Lauren said, the media is a money making business. And if you don’t cow tow to people and kiss their collective asses, you will quickly find yourself out of work as a writer or editor.

    Jill Madison, you say what so many people think but simply don’t have the balls to say. You’re like the Bill Maher of the pop culture world. That’s why so many editors and writers come and read your stuff, and I know for a fact, they do.

    I hope you will never listen to the haters and will keep doing your thing. You’re good at it, and I hope you never become an ass-kissing money grabbing truth swallowing member of the media like so many of my peers and I unfortunately have.

  68. Stacey
    May 31st, 2009

    so tell me again why everyone in the world isn’t reading this blog?

    PS, watch what not to wear Fridays at 9 on TLC.

  69. BleedingEars
    May 31st, 2009

    Things I have learned from reading this site:

    1) Glamberts have no sense of humor.

    2) Clay Aiken is a very bright, insightful man.

    3) Jillian is God.

    4) Madam Glambert loves himself so much that it shines out into the Milky Way in a Big Bang of universal egotism forming planets & star sytems that blink “ADAM LAMBERT IS THE GAY JESUS” for all eternity.

  70. dafeedil
    May 31st, 2009

    To “SAM” and “John”, you, my friends, are morons, not everyone in the world panders to the mainstream, and not everyone LIKES Adam, in fact there are a whole hell of a lot of people that can’t stand him, me included. To “Jillian You Are So Shallow”, first of all, the only people that say “shame on you” are elderly women or women who are about 200 pounds overweight and talk to their cats that way. “Shame on you, Bootsie, for jumping up on Mommy’s table. No tuna for you”. You Adam “lovers”, each and EVERY one of you, are exactly the same. I just wish one of you would answer the question -why does it bother you so much that not everyone likes Glambert?. Why can’t any of you answer that? I for one am attracted to Madame like I am to a horrific train wreck, or a car accident where there’s blood and body parts, and I know I’ll regret looking, but I do anyway. He is, in my opinion and many others, one of THE STRANGEST, OVERHYPED, DISTURBING and UNDERTALENTED individuals that I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen one hell of a lot. Thank God his 15 minutes are almost up, how many does he have left, like 9 or something? You people are the same people that would drink the cyanide laced kool-aid because Jim Jones told you to. You’re like sheep, blindly following the masses. Do any of you even know why?

  71. willow
    June 1st, 2009

    Pophangover, you are tone deaf and have no sense of artistry or talent.

  72. John
    June 1st, 2009

    I think Adam was born to annoy you people. At least he has done his purpose and will continue to do so for a very very looooong time. HAHA. Most people are just so unlucky that they were born hideous and irritating to your sight/hearing, Jillian and for people like you who have much free time to air out their hate. BRAVO!

    No, I don’t say this as if I could change your mind about anything – but i really hope deep in my heart that Adam’s existence would continue to bother and annoy you for the rest of you lives. HAHA.

    Jill: “Duke, I couldn’t agree more. These Glambert fans are the creepiest, RUDEST, and most delusional people I’ve ever seen.”

    Jill, for me, you are the RUDEST, heartless, MOST SHALLOW human being I’ve ever encountered.

  73. John
    June 1st, 2009

    Oh BTW, I just got to this website only today. I’m not the John who previously commented here. Just to let dafeedil know.

  74. dafeedil
    June 1st, 2009

    Well, not the John who previously commented here, you’re a moron, too. I betcha 5 bucks there are a few ruder, more shallow, and more heartless human beings than Jillian in the world, you want to come over and we’ll “talk” about it?

  75. Vomit
    June 1st, 2009

    John (both of you), quit being a giant vagina.

  76. Biff Hooper
    June 2nd, 2009

    Adam used to play goalie for the collegiate dart team. And he didn’t wear a mask.

  77. orion70
    June 2nd, 2009

    John, you live a VERY sheltered life my friend, if this blog post and it’s writer is the rudest, most heartless shallow thing you’ve ever encountered.

    ahhhh Glamberts and Brangeloonies. What fun.

    @Biff Hooper XDXDXD, i’ll have to remember that one. Ranks right up there with my grandmother’s expression about people who could eat turnips through a picket fence.

  78. BleedingEars
    June 3rd, 2009

    Don’t know if I’m channeling Allison Dubois today or what, but I see a nasty gay orgy sex tape in Madam Lamebert’s future.

  79. henni
    June 4th, 2009

    Jillan you shoud be glad for free speech because otherwise no one would listen to you hating American Idol. My god you have not let it go!!! Everyone else in America has except Jillian with her daily tyraid has forgotten your insults – yes there are the few dedicated, but they are not anything bigger than an ant hill and they are the the same four or five people. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. Let us celbrate on the whitehouse steps, since you are so DDDDDD :List.

  80. henni
    June 4th, 2009

    To Dafeedil – You make this blog only because you comment on everything. Maybe, no you are the child at home alone with no one. Evey blog here has you on it. You may be great with a comeback and intelligence, but every comment ont the blog, you insult everyone on who they are and what they believe, but you are what you insult everyday. Your avatar is an insult to the tru fans – I have watched every superbowl they have been in and went to Tampa in Feb. Lets hope you know better than to act like a true fan and not be be the high school or middle school student that is overweight and waiting for someone to come home and pay attention to them. I believe and so does alot of people believe that you are looking for attention – great
    !!!! SO IS JILLIAN>.

  81. Candy Dish: Whose Got The Power? : College Candy
    June 4th, 2009

    [...] 7 things I learned from Adam Lambert. [...]

  82. Hahaaaa
    June 4th, 2009

    Interesting :D I get your point,
    it opened my eyes.

    To conclude your reasons why you don’t like him as a performer:

    1.you don’t like his looks
    2.you don’t like his looks
    3.you don’t like his looks
    4.you don’t like his looks
    5.you don’t like his looks
    6.you don’t like his looks
    7.you don’t like his looks

  83. Glambert
    June 4th, 2009

    What did Adam ever do to you Bitch?! It is okay to not like his music but you have attacked him on a personal level and that is NOT COOL. I guess you are one of those people who has to put others down to feel better about themselves.

  84. A pissed off person
    June 4th, 2009

    I know everyone has their own opinions and, I respect that but,

    YOU GIRL IS FULL OF SH*T!!!

    Adam is NOT an emo loser by ANY means,
    he just has emo hair NOT the personality.

    He wears a good amount of eye-liner
    and it’s none of your business what he dresses like anyways!

    NOBODY and I repeat NOBODY can help their acne
    and, his is not that bad.

    YOU ARE JUST A LONELY B*TCH THAT HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH HER LIFE!

  85. Lissa
    June 4th, 2009

    We can’t expect 100% of the earth’s population to like Adam and his music —— only those with excellent taste in men and music can appreciate someone as special and talented as Adam. I feel sorry for anyone who can’t look beyond physical imperfections to the true spirit of an individual. Such a sad existence you must lead when your only mode of expression is denegration of others

  86. Proud Freak
    June 4th, 2009

    It’s people like this that really “knock me off my rocker.”
    I’m all for freedom of speech and everyone’s own opinion, but when you attack someone on a personal level, you deserve to get the biggest room in hell.

    1.He can apply however much makeup he wants. It doesn’t concern you and it’s not like you’re going to die if he over applies it.
    2.Drag isn’t always just the typical girl clothes. Wigs like that are major popular when one is dressing in drag. Don’t knock him for his fabulous style.
    3.The hair? you’re really gonna diss his hair? I’d like to see your hair style. It doesn’t look anything like Rosie’s hair, so you should get your eyes checked if you think it does. Adam has fuckin’ style.
    4.Everyone has their personal style of singing. If he wants to screech, let him. It’s not killing anyone. Unless it’s killing you, in which case, SCREAM TO THE HEAVENS, ADAM.
    5.When was the last time Clay was in the headlines? I mean really?
    6.What kind of fashion have you got in your closet? Only Adam can pull that off. Don’t underestimate The Dark Lord’s fabulosity. That outfit was fuckin’ gorgeous and you’re so in love with it, the only thing you can do is hate on it. To make yourself look better.
    7.Care to show us a picture of your face? Let’s see how perfect your face is. Everyone gets acne and it’s not his fault he has poor skin. He’s still absolutely stunning, inside and out.

    If you hate Adam so goddamn much, why the fuck are you posting about him? Is he really worth your time since you hate him so much? Don’t you have better things to do?

    You’re so in the closet with your love of Adam, you’re having fucking adventures in Narnia.

    The sad thing is, internet bashing means little. It’s funny that you have to bash OVER THE INTERNET. He isn’t just some “phase” that evryone’s going through. We’ll stick up for Adam for years to come.

    Adam has more fans than you know, and if you mess with him and talk shit about him, the Glamberts, Lamb Skanks, and Adam Bombs will mess you up. Bring it, bitch. You have a lot of balls to post something like this.

  87. chica
    June 4th, 2009

    I really like Adam. I think it’s perfectly okay that some people don’t. There are a lot of musicians, celebs, whathaveyou that are hugely popular that I can’t stand. Everyones got an opinion. Someone asked why those of us who like Adam get so upset with people who don’t? Well, personally I only get upset with people who 1) claim not to like him but continue to use his name and write blogs/ articles about him for hateful amusement or to get more traffic to their site.(looks like you win!) If you had any real writing talent you could manage readership without resorting to manipulative namedropping. 2) I get upset when people make unsubstantiated assumptions about his personality when those who actually KNOW the man say he’s one of the most geniune, nicest guys they’ve ever met..hell, even Gokey said it! 3) I get upset when people feel he need to hatefully address issues like his skin. I have to ask in all seriousness, are you 12? Because adults who actutally have valid points to make dont have to resort to bullying and knitpicking. It’s just not funny unless your reader is also socially retarded and immature. 5) Valid points and critique are always welcome but show me where you have made one in this blog? Make-up, hair, skin…pretty shallow stuff there. Grasping at straws when you really have nothing to valuable say. Must be a slow day on the Internet. And 4) you think Glamberts are bad??? Don’t go spewing stuff about U2 or Bono, those fans will hunt you down and slit your throat!

    Have a beautiful day people and TRY to find something positive, hopeful and beautiful to focus on. For me, thats Adam Lambert. *I love that I just made you gag!!* ;)

  88. Rachel
    June 4th, 2009

    1.he weres hardly any make-up! he weres eyeliner and no mascara cause those are his real lashes
    2.that was one time and im sure everybody has time were there done crazy stuff
    3.Omg If anything you probaly are the one with the fricken ro-do!
    so yea
    4.there are not some left but 4,000 glamberts that is alot!
    5.Clay aiken hardly ever got press so he was just looking for something to put headlines up!
    6.HE WAS SINGING WITH KISS..thats all i will say!
    7.Acne you really go that low!
    he cant help it!
    i cant help it !
    nobody can help it!
    it just happeneds
    and oh
    YOUR PATHETIC!

  89. erin
    June 4th, 2009

    Looks like you got linked to on another Lambert fan board, Pophangover. Here come the 12 year old Lambert fans.

  90. VAMOM
    June 4th, 2009

    Damn people. I don’t expect everyone to love Adam but what I see here are a lot of mean, hateful people. I wonder, do you hate every musician whose music is not your style? The fact that you think Adam is arrogant is proof that you have not really been paying attention and only listen to other mean, hateful people to get your information. Seriously, I feel sorry for you.

    Oh and I am not coming back to this site, so don’t bother responding. I couldn’t care less what you haters think.

  91. Kim
    June 5th, 2009

    Adam is hot! I loved his shoulder things that he wore during the finale. Those were awesome!

  92. Micah
    June 5th, 2009

    Jill, the article was great. Got here via College Candy. It made me laugh. Continue to avoid the 8 year old Lambert fans – and thanx for having the balls to speak your mind. You’re saying what many of us are thinking, but can’t/won’t say.
    Micah

  93. mairsa
    June 5th, 2009

    WTF is wrong with you?!
    1. I wear more fucking eyeliner that him! And he looks nothing like that weirdo he/she you posted.
    2. Omg he is wearing a wig. He must be stopped. And how very nice of you to admitt that you have seen Dolly Parton’s pubic hair.
    3. It’s called scene hair. Lil Rounds had that Rosie O’Donnell hair cut, not Adam.
    4. That fucking one just made no sence I don’t even know how to respond.
    5. Clay Aiken is a retard! He was just pissed because the producers of AI didn’t want Clay to talk to Adam. Clay was pissed because he didn’t get to meet Adam, and ruin Adam’s career like he ruined his own.
    6. Did you not see that what KISS was wearing? Adam’s outfit was very tame compared to what KISS wearing. I mean come on Gene Simmons was wearing a fucking dinasour on is legs and your calling Adam’s outfit weird!
    7. Acne. Come on. That is just the make-up. If you look at him in interviews his skin is clear it just the freaking foundation that AI put on him.

  94. Undeniable
    June 5th, 2009

    Seven things I learned about Jillian Madison

    1)That she exists.. who the F*** are you? That’s right… Nobody!

    2)Is a trashy verbal sniper. Please post a photo of yourself, let us pick you apart, It’ll be fun, and probably a bit sad.

    3)Your humor is tepid,I still want to see a photo…so photoshop away!

    4)Hmmm…. well millions of losers disagree with you, you are very angry, personal issues I imagine .. perhaps an intervention is in order?

    5) Ah ha ha ! I see where this is going.. you’re a Claymate, that thought Clay was straight, and wanted you, because his shrine photos stared at you, when you moved across your bedroom room.

    6)Um… costume .. to play with the band Kiss… DUH !

    7) Unfortunately, we’ve come to the end.. and there is no helping you you are a “D” Bag of the first order. You are a small minded, sad , petty, attention seeker, with low self esteem, who thinks she will get famous by attempting to be a comedic writer. Epic Fail!
    Have you been spayed yet? I’d do the world a small favour and “Book It Dano” :)

  95. Is This News?
    June 5th, 2009

    Clay Aiken did too make it in the headlines! He was running after that rich guys sister, with a turkey baster full of his “Oh God !”

  96. Heather
    June 5th, 2009

    I swore I wasn’t going to comment BUT I started to think…hmmm Jillian, post of a picture of yourself please! (an up close face shot if at all possible!) I want a shot at nitpicking. Thanks :)

  97. yucki1
    June 5th, 2009

    Wow you guys bashing Jillian need to get a life. This is a spoof humor site making fun of celebrities. Get over it losers.

  98. Micah
    June 5th, 2009

    There’s photos of Jill all over the internet including one on this site, morons. sorry for you, but she’s hot. http://pophangover.com/creators.html

  99. henni
    June 5th, 2009

    To Dafeedill (again): You ask why Adam Lambert fans cannot answer the question of why we get mad at the insults. First, it has gone way past insults with all the haters on this blog. I bet that if Adams face was on fire, you would not piss on him to put it out. Why? – Its really not the person who you insult its the insults themselves. You just cant see past the insults and all you want to do is hurt and insult more – I guess thats how you and Jillian and everyone else who cant wait to pounce on the next blogger who doesnt see things “Your” way make yourselves feel better. You have never even met anyone you are commenting on and yet we the bloggers who defend people are shallow and are going to follow the masses like Jim Jones (did you just learn that in high school history?). No its not us, its you following the masses because it is so much easier to sit and insult and hate behind a computer screen than it is to get off your butt and meet real people and be nice.

  100. Proud Freak
    June 5th, 2009

    Micah, I disagree. She’s fucking ugly as my dog’s ass. Adam is beautiful.

  101. dafeedil
    June 12th, 2009

    I just now read your comment there, Henni. You really don’t know me like you think you do. I WOULD piss on Adam’s face, even if it WASN’T on fire. So there.

  102. Ginger
    June 13th, 2009

    I love your blog you are one of my personal new heroes I spend hours going trough the technorati’s humor blogs with authority and whit some and they are a load of %&/)/) but yours is so funny this post is so damned good

  103. BleedingEars
    June 13th, 2009

    “When was the last time Clay was in the headlines? I mean really?”

    I keep seeing this from the brain-dead Glamberts & it’s apparent that they can’t read, nor can their goth-poser god. A quick visit to Google reminds me of these Aiken stories from just this year alone:

    1. Great reviews & box-office in SPAMALOT.
    2. Breaking the donation record for BroadwayCares/EquityFightsAIDS with his contributions.
    3. Great reviews & ratings in AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
    4. Getting an award from the Family Equality Council for his stand on behalf of gay parents.
    5. Great reviews & ratings in 30 ROCK.

    All the while preparing a new album to be recorded this summer, planning his 6th trip at his own expense to a dangerous part of Africa for UNICEF, & taking some time out to spend with his new baby. Aiken’s never had trouble getting headlines on his own. Madam Lamebert, however…. well, we’ll see if anyone cares if he’s alive 6 years from now.

  104. Music Lover
    June 15th, 2009

    Thank you! Now I know that I’m not the only person in the world who thinks Adam is over-rated. Yes, to anyone who’s been around theater has seen a many Adam-types. It’s not “edgy” or “daring”. It’s just old news. No raving Glambert is going to change my mind no matter how many times they use words like, “tone-deaf”, “homophobic”, and “hater”. And that classic singing technique of sticking your tongue out? Who else does that, seriously? No matter what you call it, it’s just gross.

  105. gma
    June 15th, 2009

    Seriously? All of you people are making terrible comments about Adam Lambert. I really do not care for his singing either way, but it is not right to hate someone because you do not like their singing. I mean really, don’t you all have something better to do? And Jillian, you have the right to your own opinion, but you shouldn’t consider yourself as a writer or author of any sort with this kind of reviewing of someone. You are just another person making a comment on this website. You are not putting any effort into looking at the good qualities of his singing or him in general. You just do not care for his singing. So then you proceed to make a vulgar and hate filled post about him so that people will look at what you have to say.

  106. BleedingEars
    June 15th, 2009

    I don’t hate Madam Lamebert because I don’t like his singing. I hate him because he’s an arrogant poser asshole. That Rolling Stone interview was full of all kinds of ridiculous goodies for Jillian to spoof on – what’s taking you so long, girl?

  107. Snicks
    June 16th, 2009

    I just wanted to say thanks. I’m home from work sick and just stopped by here on a whim. The article made me grin but the “Glamberts”, as you call them, made me laugh out loud. I don’t hate Adam but I find him annoying as hell. That is a personal taste thing. His fans are the best thing however for a sick person, I laughed so hard it made me feel way better than the meds I’m on.

  108. henni
    June 18th, 2009

    Hey flower girl – Im glad to see you have some courtesy and would do a favor for a stranger since you spend enough time bashing him and his fans that you know so intimately. The way you talk – its like you have been to every Adam Fan Club meeting and had cookies and punch with these people. Really? There is so much more going on in the world why dont you use some of your bashing energy and hot air towards good – or would that be too easy?

  109. henni
    June 20th, 2009

    Hey flower girl – does it take that long for you to come up with a smart ass typical stupid response????

  110. Hayllie
    July 15th, 2009

    PEOPLE WHO PUT TRASH ON THE INTERNET ABOUT PEOPLE THEY DONT LIKE ARE COMPLETE MORONS WHO HAVE NO ABSOLUTE LIVES AND MAKE SHIT UP ON THE INTERNET-jillian you must absolutly have no life at all-why not blog about something that you actually like? yes i am a fan of adam lambert-i see him as a very sweet person and i think he has talent-dont critasize me okay? i respect your opion-its just very very sad that you waste your days googleing peoples names and spreading hate to the world-PICK UP A FUCKING BIBLE BITCH-dont spread hate spread love-you probably know more about him than i do-and i am a die hard fan too-im not hating on you beacause your hateing on adam-he actually laughs at people like you and just brushes you off his shoulder-you most likely went onto google to find mean things about him–but i do adore your writing thoe-i just came across to this and i just thinks it sad how people like you waste time on making such an article on someone you hate-its very saddening to me-i dont go on ranting about people i hate in my spare time-i go ranting on people i love and adore-why wont you try it out sometime-it might do you some good–now go enjoy your classical or country music while i go and listen to my adam and my rock music! =]

    hope you have a good day even if you wish me a horrible one! =]

    —->Hayllie

  111. Mona
    July 16th, 2009

    I’m going to guess that most of the people who are negatively commenting here aren’t overly educated. Graduate from college much? When you get a decent education, you learn to coexist with people of different nationalities, religions and varying beliefs. It opens your hearts and minds to new ideas. Sad that you guys don’t know how to tolerate people who are different from yourselves. How selfish and egocentric. I don’t care, nor do I really have the time to judge other people. I have a nice, fulfilling life and enjoy good music, and entertainment. My daughter and I both think that Adam is using his talent wisely. He tries hard to entertain, to excite his audience and get them motivated. If you don’t like him, don’t buy his music. There is absolutely no reason to have this much hate. Go find a serial killer, or rapist or something and put your hatred to good use. You’re wasting your life worrying about Adam Lambert. He’s very much loved by me and many others. Mostly because he is true to himself and does exactly what he wants to do, entertain his fans.

  112. betcrml
    July 16th, 2009

    IM SO SICK OF YOU PEOPLE. LEAVE ADAM ALONE, IT’S NOT LIKE HE CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT. YOU ALL ARE SOOOOO JEALOUS OF HIS FAN BASE. HE HAS SOME OF THE MOST HOTTEST WOMEN AND MEN AFTER HIM. HE IS BEAUTIFUL,INSIDE AND OUT.THE SKIN ISSUE IS SOMETHING THAT IS BLOWN UP IN ALL THE PICUURES AND IM SURE HE IS AWARE OF IT. ANYONES SKIN WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT IF YOU HOLD THE CAMERA THAT WAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHY HE IS SO ADMIRED BY WOMEN, MEN, TEENS. HE IS WHAT IS MAKING THE TOUR STAY ALIVE AND EVERYONE (WELL THAT IS NORMAL PEOPLE) NO THIS. HE IS ONE HOT,PELVIC THRSTING, PERFECT VOICE, NEVER TO LET THE CROWD DOWN ENTERTAINER AND WILL ONLY GET BETTER AS HE GOES SO FO!!!!!

  113. betcrml
    July 16th, 2009

    IM SO SICK OF YOU PEOPLE. LEAVE ADAM ALONE, IT’S NOT LIKE HE CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT. YOU ALL ARE SOOOOO JEALOUS OF HIS FAN BASE. HE HAS SOME OF THE MOST HOTTEST WOMEN AND MEN AFTER HIM. HE IS BEAUTIFUL,INSIDE AND OUT.THE SKIN ISSUE IS SOMETHING THAT IS BLOWN UP IN ALL THE PICUURES AND IM SURE HE IS AWARE OF IT. ANYONES SKIN WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT IF YOU HOLD THE CAMERA THAT WAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHY HE IS SO ADMIRED BY WOMEN, MEN, TEENS. HE IS WHAT IS MAKING THE TOUR STAY ALIVE AND EVERYONE (WELL THAT IS NORMAL PEOPLE) NO THIS. HE IS ONE HOT,PELVIC THRUSTING, PERFECT VOICE, NEVER TO LET THE CROWD DOWN ENTERTAINER AND WILL ONLY GET BETTER AS HE GOES SO FO!!!!!

  114. Terri
    July 16th, 2009

    I personaly like Adam because the sound of his voice makes me feel really good. Isn’t that really the bottom line? If his artisty doesn’t make you feel good, go support someone else. I could care less what his skin looks like. I really like his look, but if you don’t….move on to something else. I don’t really see the need to be so negative about the guy. I choose to support Adam because he takes me to a happy place when I listen/watch him. Sure he’s over the top…that’s what I like. I can certainly see why he may not appeal to everyone. I don’t recall him ever saying he expects to appeal to everyone. What I don’t understand is why the author of this article feels the need to criticize him on such a personal level. One of the previous posters above had a very good point. Why are Americnas so rude to each other?

  115. pompom
    July 16th, 2009

    Oh god. Seriously? This writer is basing most of her reasons on looks, fashion choices, and physical appearance. She did mentioned a “screech” a couple times. So is this supposed to be some sort of reply to all the articles out there singing Adam’s praises? How often do you see those articles mention his fashion choices, or his bad complexion? Sure, things like this can get mentioned but most of the reasonable people out there are basing their enthusiasm for Adam on his talent. It’s one thing to not be into a certain style or a way that somebody sings but to supplement it with petty details about a person that really don’t matter as much for what they’re out there to do is just immature. Very immature. Sounds like overcompensation to me. In addition, from a comedic standpoint, this isn’t funny at all.

  116. Thelma
    July 16th, 2009

    You must really feel stupd at this point, if not you are as stupid as you sound. What’s the problem if some people like Adam, and there are some who don’t. You sound like an envious, no-life bitch! get a life, dear.

  117. Thelma
    July 16th, 2009

    I checked out your picture on the web, and now I totally understand the hate. Fix yourself up, and you’ll feel better!

  118. terie D.
    July 16th, 2009

    Just to clear one thing up. ADAM (in an interview with Mike Slezak) referred to the people who don’t like his STYLE of SINGING “I don’t expect everyone to like my music, so if you don’t like it “whatever” go buy someone else’s music. That sounds HONEST enough doesn’t it? And without any MALICE toward anyone, unlike you!! As for his “SCREECHING” as all of you EXPERTS put it……….he was critiqued by three OPERA EXPERTS and they “ALL THREE” gave him “RAVE” reviews…….stating that he has REMARKABLE VOCAL RANGE… one critic compared him to FRANCO CORELLI (who also wore eyeliner) one of the GREAT OPERA SINGERS of our time. His VOCAL range, too, was WAY UP THERE! So if you want to BASH someone for their singing PLEASE get your FACTS straight first!!! ADAM LAMBERT is a WORLD IDOL…….CAN EVERYONE BE WRONG??? FACE IT FOLKS…..LIKE IT OR NOT…..HE “CAN” SING!!!

  119. terie D.
    July 16th, 2009

    And…OH YES…..If this article was meant to be HUMOROUS…..SORRY…It fell WAAAY SHORT!!! NOT HUMOROUS……..HATEFUL!!! Just can’t figure out “WHY”?????

  120. sasha
    July 16th, 2009

    Adam Lambert sucks ass, and his fans are psychotic freaks – as evidenced by this comment thread.

    You people are just bitter Lambert is already fading out of the spotlight. Too bad, so sad. BUHBYE!!!

  121. Lesley
    July 16th, 2009

    This article is pathetic… Wow, he has acne… Please! Get a life! Anyways this article is not gonna change his fans opinions… And besides, not all his songs have “screeches”, like Mad Word, Tracks of my tears. But whatever. Idc. I still love Adam Lambert’s music.

  122. Terri
    July 16th, 2009

    @SASHA……fading from the spotlight? Hummmm……hottest producers in the industry are knocking his door down right now to get a piece of his new album….but if you’re not a fan, you pobably don’t know that. RedOne admitted he begged to be involved with Adam’s album.

    Please everybody….go support somebody you do like and stop using up your energy on something as pointless as hating.

    Why is it so hard for people to understand that music is subjective?? Why are his fans “freaks” because we enjoy him and his music? Oh…excuse me….I just re-read Sasha’s post….we’re “psychotic freaks” beause our musical interest doesn’t align with hers/his. Are you kidding me??? Really???

  123. Lamberkitten
    July 16th, 2009

    My username will let you know what side of the fence I am on regarding your write up on Adam Lambert. Hey, I have a sense of humour and maybe even Adam would find the poodle reference funny. I did not like the reference to his skin, that is cruel – how would your skin look after such an amazing performance with camera close up to your pores? But all that aside, regarding the fans, I think you are sadly misguided. I am not a regular viewer of American Idol, I am from the UK and the channel it is aired on here is not one of the main channels. Many of Adam’s fans are only casual viewers of AI and similar shows. Anyone with a taste for flamboyant, fun, outrageously talented performers is sure to get Adam. Ok, you dont get him or enjoy his voice/performance, but please do not underestimate the scale of Adam’s appeal, or the tenacity of Adam’s fans. We are in for the long haul. I am from the UK and I assure you I do not get out of bed easily. I HATE flying. I have never felt the need to go the US before. I will this September be flying on my own (3 flights there, 3 back) to Rhode Island to see Adam sing live for 20 minutes on the AI tour. And from the international fansites I know of many more fans who cannot wait for Adam to visit their country so they are travelling to the US just to see Adam. Trying to imagine why you would go to the trouble of writing such an article – you looking to be a comedian I wonder? Perhaps trying to get your blog more hits – ok in that you win, we took the bait. But have a heart, research Adam and please choose a worthier target for your cynical spoutings – Adam IS a talented and truly wonderful person.

  124. Allison
    July 16th, 2009

    It’s too bad you (and most of the posters) didn’t learn any of the important qualities that Adam exhibits. Tolerance, graciousness, thoughtfullness, helpfullness and humility. The enormous talent is just a bonus. If you don’t like him, go listen to someone else’s music, we don’t care. The hatred and pure meanness of your article tells a lot more about you than it does about Adam. Should have titled it seven irrelevent things Jillian Madison thinks about.

  125. hank moody
    July 16th, 2009

    I’m with Sasha. Adam Lambert fans are as pathetic as it gets.

    All you desperate, sad, lonely Lambert lovers should try going outside and getting some fresh air instead of wasting your life defending a talentless, ugly fucking dweeb with bad skin and bad hair.

    This is a humor website, you fucking asshats. The article was hilarious. If you didn’t like it, blow me.

  126. danny
    July 16th, 2009

    Q: what’s sadder than a lonely clown
    A: an adam lambert fan

  127. Olivia
    July 16th, 2009

    I feel really sorry for all u haters. If you took the time to actually watch videos of Adam and listen to him answer interview questions, interact with fans and also fellow AI contestants (which you clearly did not do, or you wouldn’t be making all these nasty comments), you would see that he is a young men that is extremely grounded and classy, UNLIKE U. Whether u like his singing or not, I don’t see the point in bashing him and being so disrespectful. I personally believe that he is one of the most grounded and talented people in Hollywood right now, and maybe ever.He is genuinely thankfull to his fans and the people he works with, because he embraces life and the opportunities that have been thrown at him thanks to AI. He has worked extremely hard to get to where he is. Because he is so different, he has endured much criticism over the years and never gave up hope that some day, he would be viewed as an increadible artist, and I am extremely glad that he never let people like you stop him from chasing after his dream. I feel sorry for all u haterz, one day you will wake up and realize that you have been missing out on an increadible artist. Adam is going to be HUGE!!! I garantee that one day you will be sitting next to me and to millions of other glamberts at one of his concerts. On that day, I will be the one staring at you with a grin on my face saying “I told you so”.

  128. Wicked Glitter
    August 8th, 2009

    Wow look at all of the comments! It’s a good thing you mentioned Adam’s name ,or I never would have bothered coming here. Since there is nothing positive here about Adam, I won’t be back.

  129. URawful
    August 8th, 2009

    Adam’s universal and u know it yourself. I’m from a different country but I love him. So I don’t care whatever fucking issues eg. PMS or menopause u r having, or u simply just jealous so much that u can’t even bare looking at youself in the mirror. What I supposed to say now just: go get a fucking life then u find the meaning of it!!

  130. What ego?
    August 9th, 2009

    Adam has an over-sized ego? I’m very surprised that you view him that way. I have seen most of his interviews and have always been impressed with the charming, polite and humble way he interacts with reporters, fans, fellow idols and even the paps that have followed him. He seems like a real sweetheart to me, and I think his parents did a wonderful job of raising a remarkable young man. I hope your mother can say the same of you, although your life’s work seems somewhat small-minded and mean spirited. Maybe you can rethink how you’re using your creative gifts?

  131. betcrml
    August 9th, 2009

    Lets see now, It is August 8th you wrote this in May right!!! Who is the most popular idol on the 2009 tour, that everyone goes crazy over!!!!!!! Oh my gosh It’s ADAM, ADAM, that’s right, you want to blow up a picture to show that Adam isn’t perfect, give it up!!! the millions of people that love him could care less about that shit,Do you think he really cares about this crap, hell no!!! He is sitting there counting the millions of dollars he will be making laughing it off.

  132. Cristine
    August 9th, 2009

    Even though I am an Adam Lambert fan (NOT A CRAZY GLAMBERT)I know that not everyone likes him or has to like him.

    These Glamberts think that everyone has to like him. Well, you know what? THEY DON’T. It’s called opinion you nutjobs!

    You go, Jillian, for voicing your opinion.

  133. Vicarious
    August 11th, 2009

    Okay all you people are lame idiots. As if you would take time out of your “precious” life to formally and publicly write about how much you hate some one whos only trying to do what they love. All you conceited morons who bash Adam are only looking to reinforce their so-called “supeiority” probably couldn’t sing to save your life. The “Emo” look is also coming back in style, but you jerks probably wouldn’t know, you just stay inside all day and complain about how much every thing sucks. I’m so sick and tired of society constantly feeling the need to tear down raw talent out of fear. What is this world coming to? This is why people get hurt. Because people dont care if they get hurt. Because we want to see suffering. We all feed on tragedy. It’s awful

  134. Tori
    August 12th, 2009

    I have no Idea what your problem is. WHy your so petty as to take time to make fun of someone because they are different. WELL YOU PRUDE! Instead of sitting hear making other people look bad, try making fun of yourself for once. Im sure theres alot to make fun of. And Im sorry your intimidated by different, but dont take it out on someone you dont even know. You cant hate someone you hardly know anything about.

  135. adamsgrul
    August 26th, 2009

    wow , if you hate adam so much , why the hell do you keep talking about him ?! your just making him more popular !there is nothing wrong with kris or adam , i like their music equally , i just happen to think adam is hotter .

    so even if you like him or hate him , guess what hunn , your still freaking talking about him .

    a word of advice : GET A LIFE AND STOP CLOCKING EVERY FREAKING THING ADAM DOES WRONG!!

  136. Angeli
    August 30th, 2009

    I pray that all your hatred bounce back to all of you physically and reflect on your mirrors. The more you hate the more ravaged physically you all will be. Likewise, may all your hatred turn into more shower of blessings for ADAM who has been gifted by GOD Himself with loads of talents and gorgeousness. It is those who are not blessed with enlightenment who are blind not to see and deaf not to hear, GOD’s Gifts to be acknowledged and recognized. Well, I don’t blame them if they don’t have GOD in their lives.

  137. Lola
    September 8th, 2009

    You are one grouchy biznatch. Such hate.

    Adam sucks so much that every producer in the business is working with him on his new CD.

    Yep. Let’s watch as he “fades off into a pool of shallow obscurity”.

  138. Spiceyone
    September 9th, 2009

    What a terrible thing to pick on someone’s looks (skin). Sweet Adam is very self consious about his skin. That is just plain rotten. You can be as mean spirited as you like. I am glad you are not my parent.

  139. Skylar
    September 9th, 2009

    If you simply don’t like someone’s singing then you don’t listen to it and it is no big deal. It is obvious that there is a lot more than just not liking his singing going on here. There is passionate negativity. I’ve noticed that some gay men have been absolutely vicious. A lot of anger has been pointed at Adam for not talking about being gay while on American Idol as though he sold them out personally. A misplaced sense of betrayal syndrome. Others are very angry that Adam is getting attention and that so many absolutely love him which is quite different from merely not liking his singing. It is a desire for him not to have something he is getting. These people have a selfish, vindictive, and envious spirit. They want to pull down another person. I feel sorry for them.

  140. Lynn
    September 9th, 2009

    So many haters! You people must be sick all the time to have such hate inside you. There are a lot of performers out there that I don’t like but I don’t hate them. Save your hate for murderers and child molesters not rock singers. This has got to be a joke or you are seriously deranged.

  141. Mals Andrews
    September 9th, 2009

    One thing I have learned from Pophangover is that you think if you are gay you have to tell the world but if you are hetero, there is no need for disclosure of your sexual habits. Another thing I have learned from Pophangover (see, we can learn from you just like you learn things from Adam) is that you think Adam does nothing more than scream his songs–so I guess that is what the judges and American public were judging him on as far as his talent. Plus the arenas and stadiums that have filled up and have come to hear him have done so to hear him scream.

  142. Lorrin
    September 10th, 2009

    Adam Lambert is the New King of Rock and Roll, with a voice that can split atoms, uproot trees, and tear down walls…he will be THE superstar of the New Millenium and he will be (and already is even without an album)loved throughout the world, and will become a vital part of music history. Nothing you can say or do will have the slightest effect on the meteoric career of Adam Lambert, and within minutes of the drop of his first album, he will become the new star of a new age, and will take his place at the very top of music and cultural history.

  143. sasha
    September 10th, 2009

    To the same 8 crazed lambert fans coming here and posting under different names, get a fucking life. Your boy has zero talent and has already disappeared from the public’s radar. No one, except your little circle of pathetic 12 year olds, gives a shit about him. Truth hurts. Now run along, you’re late for recess.

  144. Dan
    September 10th, 2009

    Adam Lambert, king of rock and roll? Oh, Lorrin, thanks for that laugh. He’s not king of anything but bad skin and tiny penises.

  145. Carmen
    September 10th, 2009

    Dicen en mi Pais,… Si la envidia tiñera, ja,ja,ja, no es importante y no es nada para ti, pero bien que te tomaste el tiempo para criticar a Adam, el ya es una estrella le pese a quien le pese, y más a ti!!!!.
    Saludos a todos los fans de Adam, sobre todo a los de habla hispana.

  146. Grace
    September 10th, 2009

    Jillian and the rest of you who are Lambert haters…Have you ever seen him perform live? Have you ever seen him up close?

    1. I’d guess that Simon knows 100% more about music and artists than any of you haters do…He obviously loved Adam and said that they found a “Universal Star” in Adam.
    2. He is going to sing for the new movie 2012 and I hope it does well so you FREAKS will shut your pie holes about him.
    3. Jillian…you’re obviously a jealous, overbearing attention whore who thinks you know more about singing than experts. Brian May from Queen said Adam’s voice is terrific and had lots of good things to say about his 2012 song and said he will be a big star.
    4. When he is making big bucks singing for the whole world(he already has tours lined up in Europe) you sickening haters will still be saying crap about him on some blog of an attention freak like Jillian.
    5. Saw your photo Jillian…you’re nothing to write home about. And no doubt you “cleaned them up” before publishing them.
    6. I went to 2 tour concerts and saw Adam up close. His skin isn’t bad at all. Besides that…when you’re 40 and still making nasty remarks about him, he’ll be making mega bucks and will be able to afford to get what FEW scars he has on his face sanded.
    7. You should get a new hobby Jillian…like skydiving without a parachute or swimming at the Grand Rapids.

  147. ridiculous
    September 11th, 2009

    You know… This article taught me a few things.

    1) Fan and star, very much alike. Example? Clay, doesn’t think before he speaks and probably gets jealous really fast. Fan, doesn’t think before she speaks and gets jealous really fast *note the exclusion of the word PROBABLY.*

    2) The person who wrote this article is quite nasty. Why would you say these things about someone you don’t even know?

    3) The people who are commenting about “you don’t even know Adam how would you know he’s nice bla bla bla” YOU DON’T KNOW CLAY EITHER.

    4) I don’t see Clay in the papers or magazines or in internet articles like this or opposite to this on a daily basis. So regardless of the fact that yes, some people dislike Adam’s type of voice and his style, he still gets noticed, people talk about him, whether their haters or otherwise.

    My conclusion? Haters should just get a life, why? Because if you talk about him, he gets more attention. More people know about him, more people check out videos of him on youtube. Some of these people might actually like him and buy his album when it comes out. This results in Adam being around longer, not to mention being just that much richer.

  148. ridiculous
    September 11th, 2009

    and guess what? All you haters calling Adam fans ‘12 year old girls’, are probably middle-aged, or older, hating on a young guy with loads of spunk and who’s getting more attention from girls, or guys, than you ever did times AT LEAST a thousand. Sitting with your huge beer bellies on your grey swivel chair at a computer desk, typing about how much Adam sucks, when really, in the deep recesses of your mind, you’re just jealous. Does this hit close to home?

    Oh and just to let you know, if you have been in the theatre business, you would know that they use a lot of makeup on their faces, or maybe it’s his small stint in dressing up in drag, so that’s probably the reason why his skin isn’t that perfect.

  149. vickie
    September 13th, 2009

    I’m so glad to find this. I couldn’t understand why this guy does not appeal to me when it seemed most of the world loves him. If you say anything about him, his fans come out of the woodwork. I like the guy, hate his singing. Hate the makeup, hate the huge production, hate the public masturbating on stage. It is what it is. Try to deny the public crotch grabbing. It would be one thing if he were doing that on his solo tour so only those interested in his penis were watching but this was for fans of Michaels, Anoops, Matts and Kris. I don’t want to be subjected to that.

  150. This was fun
    September 30th, 2009

    In stumbling on all this way after the fact, I actually got a laugh from all the over the top comments from Glamberts and Claymates who seem to have descended upon this page. All I can say is to each his own….but I really don’t get all the hating going on. The article itself was OTT so naturally it would attract sentiments in keeping with the tone of the article. I never really understood anyone wasting their time hating on a celebrity…let alone a reality celebrity….someone they don’t even know…neither do I understand the crazy fans that respond to it. Unfortunately celebrities have no control over who likes them, obsesses over them or behaves in a manner unbecoming, anymore than they have over the haters and detractors who will always be around. What I will say is everyone who commented so strongly here should have bookmarked this article so they all could meet back here in a year and revisit the subject…I have a feeling that the Glamberts won’t care much at that point what the haters say or think if the presale orders of Adam’s album are indication of where he will be in year from now, currently #1 on amazon.com and in top 5 on all others. And by then the Claymates will have a new album from Clay to obsess about. On the other hand who has sold more albums at that time might just bring back the crazy fan war and all the hate that seems to go with it. I will definitely find it all interesting to watch in the coming years. Celebrity fans can be so OTT and crazy….and almost as ridiculous at the author of this article…yet so entertaining! ;D

  151. Vicarious
    October 4th, 2009

    Oh God…the person who wrote, Sasha…You have to be the stupidest person on this earth..The fact is, Adam Lambert has legions of fans in every age, from babys to 90 year olds. God, you Adam bashers are so out of the loop…Hahaha. You guys have to be the most pathcetic wannabe bloggers out there. If Adams fans are all 12 year olds, than you guys are messed up, because when ever someone sticks up for adam on here, you slaughter them in hate comments…Bet that makes you feel pretty good.Im assuming your adults with out jobs or are in any sort of realtionship, so I really couldnt give a crap if this is what you chose to do with your time. Bash someone who is going to be a star, and you cant do anything about it but sit and complain…. Have fun losers.

  152. AdamsMadam
    October 14th, 2009

    I actually adore Adam. He’s amazing. Love’im like mad. AND I thought this was hysterical. Especially the first one. Picking on him for having bad skin is mean. The rest were “ok”. It’s ok to not like Adam. He’s not for everyone – he knows that – he’s already said it. Enjoy your hatred and bring more funny comparisons!!

  153. adamaniac85
    October 24th, 2009

    Well, I must say that if you think Adams fans base is made up of 8 12 yr olds then you should go hang out at Adamofficial.com some time. It is just one of Adams many fan sites. It is I guess the official home of the over 4000 and counting Glamberts, which btw are mostly over 30 and have families. Or you could check out The Adam Lambert Connection.com, home of the Adambombs or many other sites, too many to name here. Now let me see, the cover of RS, Entertainment Weekly and Details mags, the upcoming AMA performance (not the preshow), Young Hollywood award, Teen choice award and oh yea, the theme song (Time For Miracles) for a major motion blockbuster movie. Yes I can totally see how you would think Adam is going no where. And, lets not forget that highly anticipated Nov. 23 album which hit #1 on Amazon presales. I’m just sayin.

  154. Proud Outcast
    October 24th, 2009

    Proud Freak, YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!
    hahaha bring it on bitch! XD
    i don’t understand you
    don’t you have anything better to do?
    and how immature can you be!?
    people have different tastes and opinions
    I don’t like the jonas brothers, but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna bash them cause a lot of people like them
    Adam is a better person than you’ll ever be he’s honest, sweet, VERY talented, an icon, goergeous, sexy, and he would NEVER say something like this about anyone no matter how much he disliked them

    1. guyliner is BOMB! adam makes it work so well. guys can wear makeup if they want
    2.you’re dissing him because of a wig? really? it looks fine
    3.it’s not her haircut. and again, HE ROCKS IT! what haircut should he have? a boring regular one?
    4. SO stereotypical. he’s not emo. he has some of the AWESOME look but he’s not emo. and i’d like to hear you sing. he has a strong, incredible voice and you have no right to bash it
    5. clay aiken? LOL i really can’t say anything else. honestly.
    6. AGAIN he looks awesome, and that outfit is very appropriate for a show with KISS
    7. everyone gets or has bad skin, and it’s not optional. oh, i’m sorry, Queen of The Bitches, i didn’t know you were SO perfect and beautiful and flawless.
    GET A LIFE, stupid cunt
    Until I Die,
    a PROUD GLAMBERT

  155. itellthetruth
    October 30th, 2009

    ummm…
    hey, is the owner of this website on drugs or something?
    i came here to read some interesting articles, and it seems that everything here is making fun of Adam Lambert.
    what is your problem!?
    it’s okay if you hate him, but does every headline REALLY have to be making fun of him?
    This website is nothing but a bunch of losers who probably play runescape for a living, and spit on kittens for entertainment.

    god, this place is ugly.
    just like fox news.

    IDIOTS.

  156. Amber Lambert
    December 30th, 2009

    What the hell? Do you get satisfaction out of bashing the talented? You need to get a LIFE! I’m pretty sure you had acne at some point in your life, and like Kelly said, that’s how you dress while performing with Kiss. You’re really stupid, and you probably spend most of your time on the computer, just trying to make yourself happy. Adam is a great singer, and you’re just too stupid to discover that.

    And if you hate him, why did you watch American Idol? WTF, lady?

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