The Salli Chair Prevents Damage To Your Genitals (For Reals)
Published on: June 14, 2009 – 11:26 am by Jillian Madison 
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A company in Finland has come up with a chair that specifically takes care of your genitals. And might I say FINALLY!
Behold: the Salli Stool, which is basically just a horse saddle covered in pleather. It has a two-part saddle seat, which supposedly reduces pressure and increases circulation in your genitalia. The chair is especially beneficial for men, because it “cools down the testicles to their optimum temperature of 91 F°” and gives the penis a place to freely chill out in.
Oh, but it gets even better. There’s an educational video, in which a creepy narrator explains how a guy’s crown jewels will benefit from dangling away in the chair’s crack. You can literally hear the excitement in the narrator’s voice, as the video plays disturbingly close-up images of genitalia smooshing down into the chair.
And remember: the Salli stool works best without underwear! Comfortable… and oh so sanitary!
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June 14th, 2009
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June 15th, 2009
you know i always find myself in a position where i need to fireman carry someone while staying seated.
June 15th, 2009
Finally! I always wear tight jeans because nothing says, “I eat women hear me roar !” like a blatant moose knuckle. Now, I can rock one while riding my bike? Yes!! When ladies look back to check out my buns, as I pedal by, they’ll likely wish they literally had to lift their jaw from the ground. That way they can take all of me. : d I miss the podcast.
June 16th, 2009
^Erwinanfire, is that the male equivalent of a camel toe, the ol’ moose knuckle? Never heard of that before, but then again I’ve never really listened :). If this “stool” (giggle giggle) works best without underwear (uggg), hopefully the bikers will use THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblogues.cyberpresse.ca%2Flagace%2F%3Fp%3D70723063&feature=player_embedded before sitting on the “stool”.
June 16th, 2009
Yes, a moose knuckle is the male equivalent of the blessed cameltoe :) thanks for looking.
June 17th, 2009
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June 19th, 2009
You had me at “genitalia smooshing.”
October 5th, 2009
Is suspect this was actually invented by undercover Swedes. Just sayin´…