Shear Genius: Paulo Didn’t Make The Cut (Episode 208 Recap)
Published on: August 14, 2008 – 9:36 am by Jillian Madison 
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This week on Shear Genius: For the short cuts challenge, the stylists were told they’d have to create new looks for “busy clients.” Suddenly and without warning, a gaggle of little girls came rushing into the salon, screaming and yelling like they were in the front row at a Miley Cyrus concert. It was like snack time at Kindercare up in there, minus all the crushed graham crackers.
Jaclyn Smith instructed the stylists to “create a look that will help the girls make a great first impression on their first day of school.” That’s when my eyes rolled into the back of my head. THESE GIRLS ARE SIX. They’ll be spending the next year eating paste, making spaghetti out of play dough, and exploring the benefits of toilets. Who could they possibly need to impress?
BANGS, BANGS, AND MORE BANGS! Seriously, there were more bangs in that salon than at the Macy’s 4th Of July Fireworks Extravaganza. Daniel won the challenge, even though he made his little girl look like a 5th runner up at a Texas child beauty pageant. The bottom two were Paulo and Dee. Paulo’s look was unfinished and messy, and Dee cut the most uneven, crooked bangs I’ve ever seen in my life.
For the elimination challenge, each stylist had to create a new look for one of the other stylists’ female family members. The top two stylists were Dee and Charlie. Dee added punky red striped to Paulo’s cousin’s black hair, but Charlie won for the new short style he gave to Daniel’s mom. Personally, I hated the look. It screamed “Sharon Stone after getting butchered at Super Cuts.”
The bottom two were Nicole and Paulo. Nicole gave Dee’s mother a short G.I. Jane buzz cut that made her look like she was recovering from cancer. Her hair literally looked spray painted on.
In the end, PAULO WAS ELIMINATED for the style he created for Charlie’s sister. He gave her the same shaggy, layered hair cut that he gives EVERY client. It was choppy and detached, sort of like the plot of Batman: Dark Knight.
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