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Forget the cheesy foxtrots. The real story on last night’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance was Mia Michaels and her fugly old man glasses.
(Work THAT into a routine, honey.)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
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June 25th, 2009
I thought for sure that I was the only one bitchy enough to notice this. Acting like a diva cunt is starting to show on her face.
June 25th, 2009
I can’t stand this woman! She needs to be knocked the hell down from whatever horse she’s standing on. She’s far too busted to be as rude to the contestants as she is.
June 25th, 2009
…surprised no one’s mentioned her weight gain!
June 25th, 2009
It might behoove her to lose 50 pounds. Seriously, not being rude. It would be a thousand times easier to be a choreographer without all that excess weight.
June 25th, 2009
HILARIOUS!
June 25th, 2009
That’s the worst show on television. I used to read your SYTYCD recaps last year and laugh at how you’d make fun of Mia Michaels. I miss them.
June 26th, 2009
Classic.
June 27th, 2009
I loved her glasses! I found this site trying to find out where to get some.
July 8th, 2009
Actually, the top photo isn’t from 2006. It’s from the episode this season when they announced the top 20. So only a couple of months passed between when that was shot and when the middle two pictures were shot.
July 23rd, 2009
LOL I love it!
Mia Michaels sucks and so does modern dance. Dance is supposed to be exciting and interesting, not BORING BORING LAME.
She is horrible as a judge. Her lack of intelligence shows in her inability to put together sensible critiques.
I think she’s only on the show to make the other two judges look better.