The 10 Ugliest Urban Outfitters Tees
Published on: July 7, 2009 – 11:58 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Honestly, all the t-shirts at Urban Outfitters are ugly… but in my humble opinion, these are the ten ugliest womens’ t-shirts currently for sale on their website.
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X marks the spot of a hipster wench who paid $40 to look like a moron. |
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What the hell is that gold foiled shape even supposed to be? A bedazzled vagina? Or a lifesize outline of Lisa Rinna’s lips? |
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Cute, if you want to look like your torso is slowly being overtaken by a rare fungus. |
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HIDEOUS. What are you? A walking game of Tetris? Also, from now on, the color turquoise should strictly be used for describing Caribbean water and for making Lou Diamond Phillips’ jewelry. |
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This looks like it was finger painted by an overzealous 4th grader on their first day at summer camp. |
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Wasn’t this a Busch Gardens promo t-shirt circa 1982? And why do I feel like that design has been on the wall of every Chinese restaurant I’ve ever eaten at during the last 20 years? |
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Nothing says “sexy” like a mutant, oversized moth wing doodled onto a racerback tank top. I’ll take two! |
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Does anyone need to wear a stadium seating chart? Seriously? |
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100% FUG. Why the hell would I want to wear the wax vampire lips I used to chew when I was 8? |
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Now we can all proudly wear Billy Ray Cyrus’ old mullet on our chests! Finally! |
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July 8th, 2009
hahax10
very nice writeup of tees for tools.
July 8th, 2009
FTW! I am so sick of shitty looking hipster t-shirts. I am sick of people acting like they’re such sophisticated design. These shirts are FUGLY!
July 8th, 2009
I actually like the mutant, oversized moth wing one… then again, I’d want to see the front.
July 9th, 2009
Wow, these are some terrible tees…all these company’s are the same, they all have some “artist” over-thinking designs…I could make a better line with 10 minutes in an arts and craft store..
July 9th, 2009
Number 2 looks like a stalking leopard….kinda….sorta…. ??
July 13th, 2009
You have no idea how sad these stores make me. $50 for a shirt straight out of the 80’s? There’s a reason we make fun of that decade. A damn good reason.
Urban Outfitters can suck it too.
July 16th, 2009
Apparantly,this article was written by some woman who had no fashion sense (or no life) as a teenager and commented on,mostly, by 40 year old women who agree with her.Of course most people wouldn’t wear this stuff.Its mainly for pubescent teens.You don’t have to judge their sense of style just because you don’t have any.Or perhaps you’re too insecure with yourself to wear “ugly” shirts you secretly(?) find cute?Denial is the first step,after all..
July 17th, 2009
sooo funny .. as with the captions. No 1 shirt, in turquoise and mustard just cries out for acid wash cigar pants… too cute! I particularly like the RIP GOP statement, its so in yr parents face so up theirs! I think the designers are onto something new as all the T-shirt motifs (oh I love that word motif) all the motifs fan in from one side of the T and kind of wave at you…. so creative and stylish..
yeah these shirts rock
July 17th, 2009
“Hipster wench” has become my new favorite insult. And sadly, I’ve used it many times since hearing it here. That’s how gross and overpopulated they are.
December 4th, 2009
I like alot of the stuff at Urban Outfitters, but some of it is just weird! Especially that last one.