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Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 MLB All-Star game. Strike… not a strike… who gives a shit. The real story? HIS HIDEOUS MOM JEANS. Psst, Obama, next time you try to “go casual”, don’t steal your denim from Kathie Lee Gifford’s closet.
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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:
July 15th, 2009
My God, are they pulled up to his nipples? Urkel!!!
July 15th, 2009
his pitch fell way short. i was there. that shit landed in the dirt.
July 15th, 2009
…his pitch fell short, like his time in the White House so far.
July 15th, 2009
Hearing him get booed was the high point of my evening. Maybe people are finally figuring out what a huge mistake they made putting this guy in office.
July 15th, 2009
WTF is up with those fugly jeans. Good call PH, good call.
July 15th, 2009
He’s just as square as any other president we’ve had.
July 15th, 2009
Billy, I am sure Mccain and Sarah Palin would have been sooo much better LOL (Palin would have already quit). My husband was watching sportscenter last night and instead of watching his pitch, I couldn’t stop looking at his pants. What the hell was he thinking, or should I say… did Michelle tell him he looked good as a joke.
July 15th, 2009
Just another prime example of why presidents belong in suits and ties
July 16th, 2009
if you own mom or dad jeans, throw them in the trash, and go buy new jeans.
July 16th, 2009
22 seconds into the video. look familiar?
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/07/15/confirmed-obamas-mom-jeans-now-officially-a-national-news-story/
July 16th, 2009
actually, 21 seconds. Nice to know people are noticing your work!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2440/3726000736_2231c29ecc_o.jpg
July 16th, 2009
From your mouth to God’s ear, Billy.