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The Annoying Optimum Online Spokesman

Published on: July 25, 2009 – 11:17 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Do you have Optimum Online/Cablevision as your television provider? Then you certainly see this douchebag every 15 minutes, during every commercial break, on every TV show you watch. Enough, Optimum. Enough.

annoying optimum spokesman guy in commercials

annoying optimum spokesman guy in commercials

annoying optimum spokesman guy in commercials

annoying optimum spokesman guy in commercials

annoying optimum spokesman guy in commercials

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  1. Jun
    July 25th, 2009

    He looks like he works in gay porn.

  2. Megan M
    July 26th, 2009

    Pretty sure you mean “sole purpose” in life.

  3. sasha
    July 26th, 2009

    I HATE THAT DUDE!

  4. epic
    July 26th, 2009

    I’ve never seen him before in my life, but I want to hit him in the face with a bat.

  5. Danny
    July 26th, 2009

    Megan I’m pretty sure you “missed the whole point of the post” with your “quotes” and “anal bullshit”

  6. pophangover
    July 26th, 2009

    Note to anal Pophangover readers: Yes, we screwed up and the typo has been fixed.

  7. hank moody
    July 26th, 2009

    Thanks for doing this post. My girlfriend and I thought we were the only 2 people alive who wanted to stab ourselves when this guy came on TV (which is like every 8 seconds)!

  8. Leiha
    July 27th, 2009

    This douche played a pedophile on All My Children. Does he only take acting jobs that make people want to punch him?

  9. Phillip
    July 31st, 2009

    I think he’s good-looking, so putting the TV on mute when he comes on isn’t so bad. Jun – maybe some of us would enjoy him in gay porn, k?

  10. Tony
    December 23rd, 2009

    I started a group on facebook called:

    Damn that IO (Optimum) Guy and their loud ass commercials!

    I really dislike this guy!

  11. Tyler
    February 21st, 2010

    this goddamn optimum guy sucks his grandmas pussy. Im serious, i saw real pictures of him doing it. that just proves that he is interested in porn. well, i hope he fucking jumps off a cliff he is annoying.

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