The Annoying Optimum Online Spokesman
Published on: July 25, 2009 – 11:17 am by Jillian Madison
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Do you have Optimum Online/Cablevision as your television provider? Then you certainly see this douchebag every 15 minutes, during every commercial break, on every TV show you watch. Enough, Optimum. Enough.





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July 25th, 2009
He looks like he works in gay porn.
July 26th, 2009
Pretty sure you mean “sole purpose” in life.
July 26th, 2009
I HATE THAT DUDE!
July 26th, 2009
I’ve never seen him before in my life, but I want to hit him in the face with a bat.
July 26th, 2009
Megan I’m pretty sure you “missed the whole point of the post” with your “quotes” and “anal bullshit”
July 26th, 2009
Note to anal Pophangover readers: Yes, we screwed up and the typo has been fixed.
July 26th, 2009
Thanks for doing this post. My girlfriend and I thought we were the only 2 people alive who wanted to stab ourselves when this guy came on TV (which is like every 8 seconds)!
July 27th, 2009
This douche played a pedophile on All My Children. Does he only take acting jobs that make people want to punch him?
July 31st, 2009
I think he’s good-looking, so putting the TV on mute when he comes on isn’t so bad. Jun – maybe some of us would enjoy him in gay porn, k?
December 23rd, 2009
I started a group on facebook called:
Damn that IO (Optimum) Guy and their loud ass commercials!
I really dislike this guy!
February 21st, 2010
this goddamn optimum guy sucks his grandmas pussy. Im serious, i saw real pictures of him doing it. that just proves that he is interested in porn. well, i hope he fucking jumps off a cliff he is annoying.